:bounce: not one to blow my own :shock: but hey if only I could
Right
I'm off to celebrate... I have been summonsed by the wife
Gonna be taking two paper bags with me...
...in case hers falls off!
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rpm's now a gob shite - its officially official!
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Sex God
Gobshite? That's somewhere else honey - it's Godlike on here, if I remember correctly.
I'm off to celebrate... I have been summonsed by the wife
Gonna be taking two paper bags with me...
...in case hers falls off!
You cheeky BARSTEWARD!
I guess you were hoping I wouldn't read that 'til later????
Well guess who's NOT answering the door today then?
Oh dear, hear I am mini skirt, stockings, knee high boots & a low cut top- we were both up for a 3some........shame! Might have to go & find another volunteer!
:twisted:
Alternatively, I could let you in & make you grovel.......... :rascal:
Gonna be taking two paper bags with me...
...in case hers falls off!
You cheeky BARSTEWARD!
I guess you were hoping I wouldn't read that 'til later????
Well guess who's NOT answering the door today then?
Oh dear, hear I am mini skirt, stockings, knee high boots & a low cut top- we were both up for a 3some........shame! Might have to go & find another volunteer!
:twisted:
Alternatively, I could let you in & make you grovel.......... :rascal:
Sex God
If you lived elsewhere you could join our club, bloody gobshite
Quote by winchwench
Oh dear, hear I am mini skirt, stockings, knee high boots & a low cut top- we were both up for a 3some........shame! Might have to go & find another volunteer!
:
Oooo Ooooo pick me ! pick me !!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Congratulations Red !
Want to help me celebrate 3000 later? :rascal:
Winchwench hijacks the cheeky gobshites thread, & sticks a note on the door for RPM saying....
"sorry hun, changed my mind- off down the M4 to play with Sassy. Would take some pics for you, but as I will not be wearing my paper bag you might not be able to cope!"
Sassy- that means you're 3 times the man he is! :giggle:
"sorry hun, changed my mind- off down the M4 to play with Sassy. Would take some pics for you, but as I will not be wearing my paper bag you might not be able to cope!"
Sassy- that means you're 3 times the man he is! :giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Winchwench hijacks the cheeky gobshites thread, & sticks a note on the door for RPM saying....
"sorry hun, changed my mind- off down the M4 to play with Sassy. Would take some pics for you, but as I will not be wearing my paper bag you might not be able to cope!"
Sassy- that means you're 3 times the man he is! :giggle:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oh dear, hear I am mini skirt, stockings, knee high boots & a low cut top- we were both up for a 3some........shame! Might have to go & find another volunteer!:
Oooo Ooooo pick me ! pick me !!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: get yer hands off sass... she's mine... wait yer turn yer greedy minx! 
Sex God
NN should now all about being a super gobshite :giggle: 
Sex God
but with almost 6000 post you can't deny it :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
hey Meaty! I reckon you'd have a lot more posts if you didn't type one handed :wanker:
:giggle:
but then i'd have to stop doing this at you
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
It could be worse, it could be 1000 ads and no replies. :shock:
(Well done, what's the prize?)
(Well done, what's the prize?)
