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Rude words that don''t sound that way.

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tmann
Sex God
Always ready to see something back to front. redface
How about some everyday words with naughty meanings;
ploughing
seeding
dibber
that is just my young farming days coming surprisedops: back.
Any more?
Unknown User
banging
drilling
squirting
fingering....that always makes me chuckle to myself when I see signs in shops saying please dont finger our fruit!! lol :lol:
Unknown User
The story of the boy who put his finger in the !
ball bag....had one of these in Games at school and each day after the lesson someone had to go and collect all the balls and put them in the ball bag.
tmann
Sex God
Planting the tree
sowing oats
milking the fish
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A bit off the thread but I love it when I hear football pundits say "The manager pulled him off at half time"
Erection
Ejaculated (in a lot of old books)
Penetrate
tmann
Sex God
Up and under.
foxylady2209
Sex God
Genuine quote here:
"Oh my God" Biggles ejaculated.
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bifurcation
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riding
cream horn
cream puff
shooting
spurt
himonher
Warming the Bed
From the sea............
Futtocks
Rollocks
Spanker
Upper spanker
Prick
crutch
toss your oars
take a turn round the bits
come up on the cleat
muff coupler
Sorry just realised wrong thread...oh dear...just a dumb fcuker! lol
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Quote by __random_orbit__
bifurcation

ooooohhh i LOVE that word LP
Unknown User
Quote by plumfabio
Ejaculated (in a lot of old books)

Bet that made the pages hard to turn! lol
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by Unc

Ejaculated (in a lot of old books)

Bet that made the pages hard to turn! lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good one, Unc!