Run Rabbit Run

24 Mar 2005

I awoke to the sound of what I believed to be roadworks in the bedroom, a jack- hammer digging up the road, which actually turned out to be Mrs Willy with her rabbit, and being the helpful sort of person that I am, I offered to lend some morale support shouting words of encouragement and cheering, turning all the lights on and getting the camera out etcâ€¦ which I am sure she was very grateful for, I know this because she hit me over the head with it (in a loving way)
Anyway, the outcome of these late night shenanigans, was that Mr. Rabbit was used on me, I choose my words carefully here, it never â€¦it didnâ€™t go upâ€¦ it wasnâ€™t insertâ€¦mr rabbit never reached his burrowâ€¦ :shock: rather the buzzy part was hooked round the base of my helmet rolleyes

and bobby rabbit bounced for all he was worth :bounce: .
Now this was all very pleasant and I had no problems until I came, it was, to say the least intenseâ€¦I ran from the room, down the stairs dribbling and still spurting with my t-shirt on top of my head (I didnâ€™t have time to put it on so it looked more like a melted hat) and straight into the toilet where I threw up. Now I know what you are thinking, had I been drinking, or heavy meal, or feeling ill beforeâ€¦the answer to these questions is no, no and no.
Has this happened to anyone else? I am grateful that it did not happen during and that I made it to the loo.
Am I so weird that an intense orgasm makes me throw up? I am sure I have had other orgasms (first times) that would have been equally as intense.
Was it some passing stomach bug that only attacks, as you are just about to come? (empties your balls and stomach 2 for the price of 1)
Answers on a postcard and send to Blue Peter, CBBCâ€¦

24 Mar 2005

I reckon the good vibrations rocked your belly into an unaccostomed frenzy. wink

Where you putting it next time?
PS I find rabbits are far too noisy and prefer my near-silent ice-blue bobbledy sides number. Mmmmm.

24 Mar 2005

Where you putting it next time?
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Back in the drawer
ps that isnt a euphemism (spelling)

24 Mar 2005

I have enjoyed the rabbit buzzzzzzzz w/o the reported double ejaculation and quite please about that.
I have also been a naughty boy and put the ouch rabbit in my burrow. Mrs was not pleased (she was out) and told me to get my own bloody rabbit if I wanted to do it again. While I agree, it was naughty, I must point out that I had washed it thoroughly, with SOAP, and of course when horny as hell wasn't thinking about the finer points of hygene.
She has now left alas, for the rabbit of course, so I have neither. I won't be getting an ouch rabbit for myself too soon tho, especially so after hearing of the double ejaculatory effect.
Byeeee, mark

24 Mar 2005

Oh! We had an intense session one in which I came so intensely I was doubled up for hours, and felt very sick. I was as white as a sheet, and curled up on the bathroom floor. Made Mars feel like a real hero it did! redface

Still not sure what the hell it was all about, I thought maybe it was down to too deep a penetration, I dunno, but I know it fucking hurt. It`s not the first time it`s happened, but it was the most painful and long lasting. I know the womb contracts and stuff when a woman cums, so I`ve wondered if it`s a matter of a contraction which gets stuck, and cramps? But that won`t be much use to you, cos you don`t have one!
Maybe I should start one for the women on this, because I thought about it at the time, just never got around to it.
Venusxxx

24 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Oh! We had an intense session one in which I came so intensely I was doubled up for hours, and felt very sick. I was as white as a sheet, and curled up on the bathroom floor. Made Mars feel like a real hero it did! Still not sure what the hell it was all about, I thought maybe it was down to too deep a penetration, I dunno, but I know it fucking hurt. It`s not the first time it`s happened, but it was the most painful and long lasting. I know the womb contracts and stuff when a woman cums, so I`ve wondered if it`s a matter of a contraction which gets stuck, and cramps? But that won`t be much use to you, cos you don`t have one!
Maybe I should start one for the women on this, because I thought about it at the time, just never got around to it.
Venusxxx

I've had one of those. Called 999 and went to A&E evil

Embarressing when they ask what you were doing when the pain started.

24 Mar 2005

Yeah, I thought about going to a doctor about it, but I`m shamefully bad for getting checked out for anything. What was the verdict?
Venusxxx

24 Mar 2005

TMI for here so answered in pm. wink

24 Mar 2005

yep just asked mrs davej and she said suffered in our early days together, but she reckons shutting her eyes and pretending it's someone else has cured the problem.

24 Mar 2005

i have had orgasms that have left me feeling very uncomfortable to say the least.
i get a kind of cramping feeling in my tummy and all disorientated.
i wonder if you had the male version of this. confused

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the dizzy feeling might have been what made you feel sick. :?
with us all speaking like this.. would not be a good sex advertisement if some alien was reading on his first visit to earth! :shock: lol