Salesmen

6 Jul 2004

Oh you've got to laugh lol

I've just had a saleman at my door, offering me cheaper gas and electric services.... all fine and dandy, I'm all for cheaper bills, so I got some details from him. During the course of our discussion, I just happened to say that I'm meant to be working from home today but I'm actually on a sex site redface

. He suddenly became very interested, so I've just spent the last 10 mins or so showing him round the SH forum cool

..... so, if any newbies from the NW log on later who try to get you to change your gas and leccy supplier, you'll know who he is lol

.... He does know a bit about the scene anyway, cos he already had the address of Liaisons about his person....... well I never lol

6 Jul 2004

nearly falls off chair laughing , who else has been given the tour blue milkman posty boy scouts bob a jobbin it?

6 Jul 2004

You just couldn't make it up!!! lol

Mal

6 Jul 2004

Lucky guy. smile

The ones that annoy me are those that accost you and try to press you to switch there and then. One caught me in Safeway a few months ago; it was when I had tonsilitis so I could barely speak, but I could manage a little croak. She ran through her spiel and it was interesting and it did sound like they could be cheaper. So I asked her to give me some literature so I could take it home and read it at my leisure, and eventually come to a reasoned decision. Naturally, she wouldn't give me any. If I wanted to sign up, it had to be there and then, and without studying anything on paper.

6 Jul 2004

didnt he try it on with you then blue

6 Jul 2004

Quote by roger743
Lucky guy.
The ones that annoy me are those that accost you and try to press you to switch there and then. One caught me in Safeway a few months ago; it was when I had tonsilitis so I could barely speak, but I could manage a little croak. She ran through her spiel and it was interesting and it did sound like they could be cheaper. So I asked her to give me some literature so I could take it home and read it at my leisure, and eventually come to a reasoned decision. Naturally, she wouldn't give me any. If I wanted to sign up, it had to be there and then, and without studying anything on paper.

I had one of those type knock on my door. I eventually told him if he wasn't going to leave anything for me to read, he could just leave and closed the door on him.
I HATE pushy salesmen. evil

6 Jul 2004

More to the point, didn't she try it on with him? redface

Mal

6 Jul 2004

No, Ian20, he didn't try it on - actually, I reckon he'd make a good swinger, I told him I'd see him in Liaisons one day :shock: wink

I also had a cop round today, just taking a statement about some naughty little boys who vandalise cars..... funnily enough, I DIDN'T show him round SH....... although it would be good if he was into dogging, he was quite cute :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

6 Jul 2004

Blue
you never cease to crack me up
and welcome to the gas leccy man in Lancs, go on say hi
I was showing a colleague Google today , and what it could do, I put my name in and came up with a web site in Derbyshire and then I thought what about my mate red stilletto...
and bugger me up came our first discussion good job my colleauge does not know me as Gilby
still wondering how you get from gas and leccy to I am surfing a sex site, and not get a shag!!
still giggling
gilbert

6 Jul 2004

I converted a Jehovah's witness once redface

He's a blummin' sex manic now and I have to live with it on my conscience :twisted:
Calista x

6 Jul 2004

your DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

6 Jul 2004

I was doomed well before I met him .....
trust me .....
I wasn't always a nice girl :twisted:
what do I mean?????? I'm still not a nice girl :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Calista :giggle:

6 Jul 2004

Blue
What I want to know - did he do you a really good deal ? And if so, could you arrange for him to get a discount scheme going for SH members? rolleyes

Hugs, Alex x x

6 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Oh you've got to laugh
I've just had a saleman at my door, offering me cheaper gas and electric services

I used to do that. Worked for both British Gas and London Electric for while. Even did a bit for virgin energy ~ man was I hated or what biggrin

6 Jul 2004

What are you like Blue? LoL......you're a diamond.....

6 Jul 2004

Wondering whether i should pipe up and say....
Im a salesman! lol

Dont tend to use the hard sell, but on the other hand, dont tend to tell people i log on here! rolleyes

6 Jul 2004

Was it just the SH site you showed him around? lol
calista thats a lovely pic by the way!

6 Jul 2004

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK...
Hello miss/mrs. I am the local vibrator salesman and I wondered if you wanted a demo???
Hello sir..I am the local swedish aupair agency can I come in and help you to relax...?
Delete as applicable and WHY dont we get the door salespeople we REALLY need????

6 Jul 2004

Quote by CG26M
calista thats a lovely pic by the way!

Thank you kindly biggrin

Calista x

6 Jul 2004

Now that would sell gas/electric calista....!
Beats the deshevelled old man/spotty oiks we usually get?

6 Jul 2004

Beats the deshevelled old man/spotty oiks we usually get

Oi!