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Well its that time of year and santas hard at work, and would like to know what all you Boys & girls, would like to see in your stocking??? this year
I'd like to see my dream woman in my xmas stocking this year.
Failing that, some beer.
Ian Watkins, the Lostprophets singer NOT H from steps! Ohhhh those guns tattoos!!!
Failing that Brad Pitt maybe, or perhaps someone could bring back Kurt Cobain or Jim Morrison from the dead?
OK realistically I really want the new Nirvana box set and the full Sex and the City dvd set.
Failing that, chocolate, chocolate and maybe some chocolate! biggrin
in my stocking i would like to see me leg :shock: confused :? lol
ok i will get me coat bolt
in my stocking id like to see
a new didgy cam corder....................... rolleyes
failing that
george clooney sittin on the end of me bed ................... :twisted:
In my stockings I'd love to see a sexy young man wearing a pair of black lace knickers holding a riding crop. ;)
Chocolate will do instead though.............
please santa... no more coal... I've been a good girl this year I promise!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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please santa... no more coal... I've been a good girl this year I promise!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

you got coal i got a few pound of spuds and a tin of spam in mine last year
and a note id been very bad
sad
I'll just settle for what I was going to do on Saturday night.
Quote by Sarah1448
I'll just settle for what I was going to do on Saturday night.

Santa's cumming early then 'cause you'll get that next Saturday night! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LC wink
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I'll just settle for what I was going to do on Saturday night.

Santa's cumming early then 'cause you'll get that next Saturday night! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LC wink

Trust you to be underneath me again rotflmao :rotflmao:
Next saturday night :shock: why what am I doing confused: :?:
In my stocking I would like.......................
The Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas game.......... but can't coz it ain't out for the Xbox yet :upset:
A bread making machine (not quite as exciting as the game, but could be fun & tasty)
Pot of Stilton & bottle of Port (yummy!)
And loads of turkey............ YES biggrin :D :D
(I'd love a shag, but let's be realistic.... on current form it ain't gonna happen) sad
It's always disturbed me slighty (and I know this is an old one smile), that Santa is an anagram of Satan, and both of them are big red fellas.
dare i say it...in my stockings i'd like to be bent over the worktop and taken from behind!! Ohh, i get it, what xmas pressies do we want!! OK, in my stocking, i'd like a retractable lead.......stop a certain someone from wandering off!!!
I dont have a xmas stocking :cry:
cheer up Clare_Lincs, you can have my other one! smile
rolleyes I've thought long and hard about this one and other than Power of Attorney over my ex husband's bank accounts I'd really like a......erm..... redface
Magic wand in my stocking surprisedops:
I'd like a nice sexy bi-fem redface
To teach me the ways of the world :shock:
come on santa you know you want to :twisted: :twisted:
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In my stockings I'd love to see a sexy young man wearing a pair of black lace knickers holding a riding crop. ;)
Chocolate will do instead though.............

i would be happy to oblige with both..no problem redface wink
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a big hole so it keeps getting filled lol
:shock: redface :shock: surprisedops:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
a big hole so it keeps getting filled lol

:shock: redface :shock: surprisedops:
and maybe something large to fill that hole? biggrin
Offers to assist there!!
Sean
Who says you lot are gonna get anything lol
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In my stocking, dare I say it, redface clare_lincs :twisted: sorry surprisedops:

Aha so ive got somewhere to go then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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In my stocking, dare I say it, redface clare_lincs :twisted: sorry surprisedops:

Aha so ive got somewhere to go then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ooeerrrrrr
Well now neilinleeds is back I might get my xmas pressie ;)
Thigh high red boots and a sexy santa costume will do for delivering my presents ;) ;)
sillyhwoar: needs to go find that pic again .....