Sappho's predicament

21 Mar 2005

Oh Will I shall offer my deepest sympathies to you now,as you are surely a dead man when Sappho reads this :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bless her, giving up her slender shape (on a side on view) to carry your children eh?????
Oh and Bless her I really had a good

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ,ta for that Will :giggle:

21 Mar 2005

Clare_Lincs wrote:

Oh Will I shall offer my deepest sympathies to you now,as you are surely a dead man when Sappho reads this

And not just him, but Kat too! This is what happens when Kit leaves him to his own devices. He can't resist being drawn into madcap schemes by that reprobate I'm partnered for life with. Just to get my own back I shall be counting white chest hairs - very loudly!
And just for information - I think I've solved my own weight lifting problem. As Will so sweetly described it, I'm carrying all in front. I can take on a 4x4 with cow catcher just at present. However, on a serious note, this has been causing me physical problems and so much so that I was referred to a physio today.
I got to play with a 65cm gym ball all to myself! :bounce: There was a 55cm one, but frankly I prefer it larger. Yes, girls, in this instance I would say that bigger is definitely better.
Before I forget, (blame it on hormone-induced amnesia) I am so pleased to see DJohn back on the forum kiss

that I'll forgive his remarks with regard to my nipples.
Actually, when I'm horizontal I do resemble the Wrekin - a bloody big hill in this part of the world. Attach a mast to my abdomen and you wouldn't just get the World Service, you'd make contact with Martians. lol

Sappho xxx

21 Mar 2005

Ah, Sappho <sigh> so nice to see a post from you.
Kit will be sorry she missed you. In fact, given Will's description of you, Kit will be AMAZED she has missed you. wink

:twisted: I am sure she will be reminded of you everytime she looks at the view from her hotel window.
lhk
Kat

24 Mar 2005

Bloody hell. Leave the forum for a couple of days and look what happens!! Sappho starts getting her own back. By the way chaps - the only time you really need to start worrying is when Kat pitches in on your side!! evil

Come back Kit, I say. In fact I always say that, but it never gets me far!! sad

To be honest girls, poor Sappho is suffering rather. Us men definitely get the better end of this deal! I can still drink, still touch my toes etc., etc.. In fact life has hardly changed at all. YET!!! :shock: :shock:
(Apart from the fact that I love her more and more each day :inlove smile

Will

24 Mar 2005

:shock: You can touch your toes Will? :shock: At least we know that impending fatherhood has not depleted your indomitable optimism . wink

Kit is back tomorrow :happy: I was just cooking the tea last night and I got a text saying "I am just off down the sauna, how has your day been?" rolleyes

lhk
Kat

24 Mar 2005

Thought this might help, as there might be a need for one.

24 Mar 2005

Or maybe this.
If you need a number for Bob, then I wiil pm you it when I find it.