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Sarge, have I missed it????

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Sarge
I noticed you have passed your 3000 mile service!!!!!!
Yet I can't find a commemorative thread :shock:
So I'd just like to say to my good mate............
CONGRATULATIONS!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We are due a another drinking session I think! lol
Love & hugs & kisses!
Congratulations Sarge.
Does a 3000 service Alex referred to include an emissions check!!??
PS Alex, your avatar is gorgeous hunni, but those look suspiciously like a pair of my missing knicks!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Congratulations Sarge.
Does a 3000 service Alex referred to include an emissions check!!??
PS Alex, your avatar is gorgeous hunni, but those look suspiciously like a pair of my missing knicks!!
:twisted: :twisted:

Well I did find them after one of your therapy sessions.
You want them back?
wooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo
SARGE!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Congratulations to one of the funniest guys on here :cheers: many a time have I been caught off guard and ended up expelling my drink ............
via me nose :shock: confused
which actually isn't funny at all - but what caused it has always been hilarious! lol
Well done to you, and to your next 3000 kiss kiss kiss
PS I mean well done on yer posts, not well done for making drink come out me nose!! confused
Quote by Alexandra
Congratulations Sarge.
Does a 3000 service Alex referred to include an emissions check!!??
PS Alex, your avatar is gorgeous hunni, but those look suspiciously like a pair of my missing knicks!!
:twisted: :twisted:

Well I did find them after one of your therapy sessions.
You want them back?
I KNEW it!!
And you've neglected my therapy ever since, so I reckon it's a guilty conscience missy?
I've worked my ass hard for those knickers. Sure as hell don't want to lose 'em!!
: :twisted:
oooo well spotted alex! he did drop a disgraceful hint on missy's 3000 but we'll forgive him for that eh? ;)
:cheers: Many congrats Sarge on 3000 funny as fook posts!!!! :cheers:
hate to be buying your round in the NCO's mess Sarge! all them thristy lads in yer army. still, should have a fair few pints coming back your way eh? biggrin
quality!
neil - AKA Bilko's Bitch! redface
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neil - AKA Bilko's Bitch! redface

OMG I had forgotten about that!!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Congratulations to you Sarge ....3000 posts and stil going strong, dont know how you do it, well bit of a lie, but it sounds good .......oh and lets not forgert, some bloody good threads started in them 3000 so double congrats for that as well!
Crikey 3000 one liners :giggle:
Hmmm just waiting for the one liner to this thread,and you know its gotta be a good one :smile2:
Well done there Sarge,3000 posts of utter gob shite,but the kind of gob shite i like biggrin lol lol
Flippin Heck - one-liners !
You should be grateful - go see the early stuff!!!!! :shock:
And where is the illustrious Sarge I wonder - He's kept popping in but not posting!!!!!
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And where is the illustrious Sarge I wonder - He's kept popping in but not posting!!!!!

Oh no I don't !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
And where is the illustrious Sarge I wonder - He's kept popping in but not posting!!!!!

Oh no I don't !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ah Ha!! The cavalry are coming.............................lol lol lol lol
Quote by Eagerslut9
And where is the illustrious Sarge I wonder - He's kept popping in but not posting!!!!!

Oh no I don't !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ah Ha!! The cavalry are coming.............................lol lol lol lol
Or - ARRIVING ? ? ? ?
I had intended going into stealth mode and leopard-crawling past my 3000th post and not do anything to draw attention to it, but alas Alex-Hawk Eye-andra spotted me and let the cat out of the bag. I now feel obliged to sit down and type some wonderful commemorative post, which in my hungover state is not top of my "thing I want to do" list, but here goes.
When I first popped onto this site I found a little community where everyone had the ability to make me laugh or cry and after the initial attempts to join in I found a sense of belonging. There were people that I admired for the way they could always find the right words at the right time, whether that was to write something funny or something serious. Most of them have either left or just visit us from time to time. I wasn't going to name names, but sod it!! Fred and Wilma Flintstone, Kit and Kat, Sappho and Will were all mentors for me. I have mentioned before that I used to rush home from work to log on here and would feel like I was opening a present, keenly anticipating the gems I would find inside.
The site and in particularly The Café have moved on from then, more than doubling in size. It has got to the stage now where if I have been working for 12 hours it is almost impossible to catch up with every post. I once started a thread entitled You B*stards . I never revealed what the problem was, but I can now tell you it was because there had been so many new posts added to the Café that night, whilst I was working, that I had to sit there for hours trying to catch up, not wanting to miss a single post. Nowadays, it just isn't possible to do that.
As I said, things have moved on and there are now a whole bunch of people that make me laugh. None more so than Davej - I just love the way his mind works!!
Then there are the usual suspects - Neil, Easy, Warwick, Mr FC, WBB kiss , MISSCHIEF kiss Mrs FC kiss Dawn kiss Debbiewebs kiss and of course, my online best friend Alex passionkiss There are far too many people to mention here but to me you are all stars because you make this place as diverse as it is.
I would also like to mention the Mods, and the unseen work that goes on behind the scenes here. Every Mod is passionate about this site and we have lengthy, and sometimes heated debates about what is and isn't allowed on here. People post things here that I despise but I would fight for their rights to post it and air their views. All the Mods here are mindful of your right to free speech, even if they completely disagree with what you are saying. I can't even begin to explain how much time and dedication they spend keeping his place running as smoothly as it does, so please bear that in mind when we do something you don't agree with. confused confused confused
Lastly, I would like to say a big thank you to the boss, Mark. Without him this place just wouldn't exist. :P :P :P

That's the end of my one-liner Clare!! lol lol lol
keep up the good work.
At last we get to hear the reason behind the You Ba**ard's thread.... Well I can now sleep more peacefully at night knowing that.... lol
Well done Sarge on 3000 posts of utter dribble and complete drivel.... Good job we wouldn't have you any other way wink
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I had intended going into stealth mode and leopard-crawling past my 3000th post and not do anything to draw attention to it, but alas Alex-Hawk Eye-andra spotted me and let the cat out of the bag. I now feel obliged to sit down and type some wonderful commemorative post, which in my hungover state is not top of my "thing I want to do" list, but here goes.
When I first popped onto this site I found a little community where everyone had the ability to make me laugh or cry and after the initial attempts to join in I found a sense of belonging. There were people that I admired for the way they could always find the right words at the right time, whether that was to write something funny or something serious. Most of them have either left or just visit us from time to time. I wasn't going to name names, but sod it!! Fred and Wilma Flintstone, Kit and Kat, Sappho and Will were all mentors for me. I have mentioned before that I used to rush home from work to log on here and would feel like I was opening a present, keenly anticipating the gems I would find inside.
The site and in particularly The Café have moved on from then, more than doubling in size. It has got to the stage now where if I have been working for 12 hours it is almost impossible to catch up with every post. I once started a thread entitled You B*stards . I never revealed what the problem was, but I can now tell you it was because there had been so many new posts added to the Café that night, whilst I was working, that I had to sit there for hours trying to catch up, not wanting to miss a single post. Nowadays, it just isn't possible to do that.
As I said, things have moved on and there are now a whole bunch of people that make me laugh. None more so than Davej - I just love the way his mind works!!
Then there are the usual suspects - Neil, Easy, Warwick, Mr FC, WBB kiss , MISSCHIEF kiss Mrs FC kiss Dawn kiss Debbiewebs kiss and of course, my online best friend Alex passionkiss There are far too many people to mention here but to me you are all stars because you make this place as diverse as it is.
I would also like to mention the Mods, and the unseen work that goes on behind the scenes here. Every Mod is passionate about this site and we have lengthy, and sometimes heated debates about what is and isn't allowed on here. People post things here that I despise but I would fight for their rights to post it and air their views. All the Mods here are mindful of your right to free speech, even if they completely disagree with what you are saying. I can't even begin to explain how much time and dedication they spend keeping his place running as smoothly as it does, so please bear that in mind when we do something you don't agree with. confused confused confused
Lastly, I would like to say a big thank you to the boss, Mark. Without him this place just wouldn't exist. :P :P :P
That's the end of my one-liner Clare!! lol lol lol

Flukin hell.....
Bring back the one liners
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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Flukin hell.....
Bring back the one liners
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
With pleasure!! lol lol lol
Flippin Heck Sarge!!!!!!
Now I KNOW why it took you so long to post!!!!! :shock:
And a big kiss hump 69position passionkiss back at ya!!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
As I said, things have moved on and there are now a whole bunch of people that make me laugh. None more so than Davej - I just love the way his mind works!!

thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :cry: nobody has ever said my brain works before
............mrs davej asked me why I was sobbing after reading this and when I told her why, she agreed with my sentiments, because I heard her say to the kids...."his touched" :shock:
Sarge, that is just the most beautiful post kiss kiss kiss
Dave, stop hogging the tissues and giz one (the happiest crying smilie I could find! cool )
Wow Sarge, didn't know you could type that well! Must be your longest post ever. lol
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Wow Sarge, didn't know you could type that well! Must be your longest post ever. lol

You do realise that that post took him nearly 24 hours to complete don't you! rolleyes
(Muah, Sarge!!!)
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Sarge, that is just the most beautiful post kiss kiss kiss
Dave, stop hogging the tissues and giz one (the happiest crying smilie I could find! cool )

only got this one left misschief but your welcome to use it after me.............