Satin's bike

20 Oct 2004

The police just rang...... they've found Satin's bike :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: .... well, someone has reported it being abandoned, I don't think it was as a result of a massive police hunt or anything....... rolleyes

Satin has just gone looking at what state it is in confused

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20 Oct 2004

Good news that it has been found............
Just hope its not too badly busted up...
Car/Bike thieves are the pits
mad

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20 Oct 2004

Do you think they'll have found fingerprints etc on it? Hope its not in bad shape.

20 Oct 2004

Pleased that it's been found. Fingers crossed that it's not in a bad condition.
Tracy-Jayne

20 Oct 2004

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Hmmmm..... it's not a very well bike, they must have dumped it once they got bored of smashing it up... they've probably nicked a new one now anyway rolleyes

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20 Oct 2004

This sounds very much like a 'fishing for sympathy' post. I would have thought you were beyond that by now, Blue. Don't tell me - you're bored and you couldn't think of anything to put down, but the keyboard was there demanding to be used and abused. How could you let it take over your life like that? You need to get out more, meet new friends, enjoy sparkling conversations, shag, SEE LIFE AND GET ONE!!!!!
Or is it just a hint that Satin like uniforms, so he leaves his bike lying around, so that the Police are forever calling him in to take down his particulars? :shock:
Mal
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20 Oct 2004

Bikes are sooo expensive to repair. I never let mine out of my site if I can help it.

20 Oct 2004

Great news about the bike.
Only problem is now you have to fork out for repairs, and thats bollox seeing as it was'nt your fault in the first place.

20 Oct 2004

Aw, damn Mal you got me there.... well, it's not the uniforms, it's the hadcuffs and the truncheons that turn us on....... we leave stuff lying around so we can get the police round time and time again :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 Oct 2004

Yes, but you would probably have more knocking at your door if Satin parked his car opposite your house instead of down the street, leaving poor, unsuspecting souls knocking at the wrong house, cos they recognise the car and not the house! confused

Would anyone be stupid enough to do that? Nahhh!!
Mal
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20 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
Yes, but you would probably have more knocking at your door if Satin parked his car opposite your house instead of down the street, leaving poor, unsuspecting souls knocking at the wrong house, cos they recognise the car and not the house! Would anyone be stupid enough to do that? Nahhh!!
Mal

snort!!!!!!
WBB thinks mal is a fine one to talk about having too much time on his hands!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw.. am glad the bike is back x

20 Oct 2004

Well, the damn inconsiderate bastards! Fancy leaving the bike so as it can be found by the filth. mad

I mean, if anyone is going to steal a vehicle, please note that the polite thing to do is get it thrown into a lake or off a cliff, etc. Therefore the rightful owner gets a new machine.
See, if it is 'found' then you get it returned to you and you have to pay for repairs and seeing as the filth won't bother looking for the thieves ('specially now the vehicle is 'home' again) it is the owners liability to fix. No 3rd party being available, and all.
Bastards.
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20 Oct 2004

Assuming it is insured of course... confused

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Bari
Assuming it is insured of course...

Well, now. It would be illegal for Satin to have a bike on the road that was not insured... so of course it was. *tsk*

20 Oct 2004

Police have distributed this photo of a man wanted in connection with nicking Satin's bike!

Sorry, I know this guy featured in another thread but I thought it was so good I'd give you all a chance to see him.
LC wink

21 Oct 2004

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Love the hat LC - is that your outfit for the next party??? lol

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Just an update.... no the bike wasn't insured cos it was decared off road rolleyes

... and the police woke me up this morn saying that if they have to move it they will charge Â£120 :shock: .... and the bloody thing is only scrap metal now........ the hidden cost of crime, eh :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

21 Oct 2004

Is this a push bike or off road motor bike, Blue?
Mal
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21 Oct 2004

Motor bike... Mal keep up with threads rolleyes

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21 Oct 2004

I've been very busy leaping tall buildings in a single bound! you can't expect me to keep up with all you mere mortals, do you? :lol2:
Mal
cool

21 Oct 2004

Bummer Satin. You'd done a SORN, let's be honest, not many people do, and now the filth wanna charge you?! What happens if you don't pay? Will they leave it where it is? I mean... not like you could use it, is it?
Could you get a man with a van to geddit with you?

21 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
:laughabove:
Love the hat LC - is that your outfit for the next party??? :lol: :lol:

Yes lovely, innit! Perhaps we should all come dressed as Chav, dressed in sparkling white trainers, baggy tracksuit trousers, branded sports tops, gold-hooped earrings, "sovvy" rings and the ubiquitous Burberry baseball cap. We could all act sulllen with our hoodies up, a packet of Regal in ours hands and a fag end drooping from our mouths. Very sexy if you ask me!

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LC wink

21 Oct 2004

Don't do that LC. I'd have to rip your clothes off you, as you'd look so stooopid.

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Don't do that LC. I'd have to rip your clothes off you, as you'd look so stooopid.

Aww an I thought you wus gonna say 'cause I looked all sexy like darlin', innit.
LC wink