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Travelling along at a leisurly drive on the A66, Alex’s new satnav lets off a noise.
“That’s telling us that there is a speed camera” says Alex.
“Ok” say I.
“Look at what it is says that the camera is 1200ft away. Isn’t that good?” Exclaims Alex.
“Hmmmm if you say.” I am now starting to get confused why she thinks this feature is brilliant. confused
“I never even knew they put them so high. That is really clever. It’s so nobody knows where they are. But the satnav can spot them.”
I am now clearly confused. “What are you talking about?” I asked Alex. dunno
“The way the satnav knows where they are even if they can’t be seen.”
At this point, tears start streaming down my face and I am in fits of laughter. She has only thought the satnav was telling her the distance to the speed cameras up in the air and not the distance along the ground. She thought that there were speed cameras in the air………up to a height of 1200 foot. :doh:
Of course though, this explanation resulted in me getting a punch……for laughing at her :kick: . I had to promise not to tell anyone………but writing it is not telling anyone……as I haven’t spoken to anybody. :angel:
Dave_Notts
Dave thats horrible, posting about poor Alex on the forum smackbottom
Bloody funny though, sorry Alex rotflmao :rotflmao:
I see tomtom has a new voice of 'Jane' it is now the voice of 'Alex' lol :lol:
we not going to get no more dave notts gets lost posts??? biggrin :D :D
know loads of peeps still manage to get lost wiv em.... :D
I have 2. The one that used to get me lost everytime I used it is now serving a life sentence in a drawer somewhere. Tom tom is a very naughty sat nav do da!
Quote by Dave__Notts
Travelling along at a leisurly drive on the A66,

But there aint no doggin sites there dunno
You pair lost again
Maybe you were looking for "A69"?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Ian
Travelling along at a leisurly drive on the A66,

But there aint no doggin sites there dunno
You pair lost again
Maybe you were looking for "A69"?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Or the M69 :giggle:
I'd be wary Dave...very wary :scared:
Quote by twos_company
we not going to get no more dave notts gets lost posts??? biggrin :D :D
know loads of peeps still manage to get lost wiv em.... :D

:shock: Not me!!! innocent
Oh they are real alright Dave , Silky has seen them too!!

rolleyes