We'd not been long in the club talking to a nice couple in the dungeon...in the doorway appeared a hot blonde American chick in a black strappy one piece outfit complete with encrusted diamonds, suspenders, black stockings and fuck me shoes with 4 inch perspex heels... We all got chatting and I complemented her on her outfit....she was a babe...I told her my name....she realised who I was and before I knew it she had her tounge in my mouth and was tickling the inside of my knee caps with it....I made a mental note to catch up with her later........she was off to have some sex fun with her partner....we all went down to the bar....it was swinging and lurching from side to side....the waves were crashing against the rocks....it was all going out of control....I had a ball of tension in my gut....I tried to dissolve it with a bottle of whisky and a packet of woodbines....I talked to Mother Teresa and confesed my fears and shortcomings.....Mahatma Gandhi was in the Jacuzzi with JFK, James Joyce and Albert Eienstein.......I sensed danger......the replicants were getting restless....mirrorshades eveywhere....limbs were falling off.....piercings were turning to rust....the air filled with the nauseating stench of nitrous oxide....I had to get out of there...it was a trap!....I had to break free!.....a scuffle broke out between a gang of acid queen biker dwarves.....I took my chance and shot up the stairs while no one was looking and went scouting around for some love sex action.....I found the chick in an open play area with several other couples...there were other couples standing watching in amazement scratching at itches they couldn't quite scratch. ..I sidled past them and sat in a corner chair....I scoped the chick...her chocolate starfish was winking at me and whispering "come....come Lovecommando, come play!"....This was it!... Show time!.... I crossed the threshold of reality and entered a porno movie.....I was Rocco Siffredi....Ron Jerrmy....the chick was giving me some serious leg action....I gave her some back....she decided she wanted to munch on a nearby girl....she went onto her knees and gave me rear access....I gave her a serious tounge lashing.....there was kissing and biting and the breathing was hard and deep.....there was moans and groans and I was in porno heaven....there were tounges everywhere.....there was horn-smoking and skin flute playing going on nearby....powder monkeys were frigging in the rigging....snow white and the seven whores were dancing about the room doing the dance of the seven veils....the universe went into interstellar overdrive....we entered the primordial soup....I was up to my waders in it....synapses stretched and snapped....reality imploded in a ball of light...I waltzed around the light fantastic....eventually the chick spoke, her voice sobbing with pleasure saying "oh Lovecommando, I could do this all night".....and so it went on until the lady was satisfied....mission accomplished and a great night out!
Lovecommando over and out!
PS. Smoke me a kipper.....
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