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Saturday night blues...

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Ok, so I am suffering the (oh so self-inflicted! rolleyes ) effects of a slight hangover that has nearly but not quite gone, but I suddenly thought to myself it's Saturday night and I'm stuck in surrounded by paperwork for my course, rubbish telly and only the t'interweb for company :cry:
Anyone got any witty words to cheer me up? Silly or saucy Saturday night banter anyone?
Nola x
Quote by noladreams30
Hell yeah!!!
hump 69position blast passionkiss :spit: boink

OK then take a couple of paracetamol and have a bath, I'll be there by the time you're out! :twisted:
Quote by MikeNorth
Can I watch? sillyhwoar:

No. You have to join in, I'm afraid. :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
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Quote by Freckledbird
Can I watch? sillyhwoar:

No. You have to join in, I'm afraid. :twisted:
Even better :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
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Sorry, make that room for two more lol
Definitely room for you Mrs NWC... and Mike!
Ooooh, my blues they are a-disappearin' wink
Quote by westerross
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
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Bring your camera Mr Choon... :twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
Definitely room for you Mrs NWC... and Mike!
Ooooh, my blues they are a-disappearin' wink

Ah, just the mention of a shag does it hmmm?
So, who's picking who up on the way?
Quote by noladreams30
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
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Bring your camera Mr Choon... :twisted:
Oooooooo good idea!
Quote by Freckledbird
Definitely room for you Mrs NWC... and Mike!
Ooooh, my blues they are a-disappearin' wink

Ah, just the mention of a shag does it hmmm?
So, who's picking who up on the way?
Listen, it's been a while!!
A mention is about as good as it gets for me at the mo!!
Quote by Freckledbird
Definitely room for you Mrs NWC... and Mike!
Ooooh, my blues they are a-disappearin' wink

Ah, just the mention of a shag does it hmmm?
So, who's picking who up on the way?
Ready to be picked up any time!
Quote by Freckledbird
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
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Bring your camera Mr Choon... :twisted:
Oooooooo good idea!
Hang on ----- am I just taking the frigging photos here!!!? rolleyes
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Quote by westerross
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
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Bring your camera Mr Choon... :twisted:
Oooooooo good idea!
Hang on ----- am I just taking the frigging photos here!!!? rolleyes
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Naaaaahhhhh :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
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Bring your camera Mr Choon... :twisted:
Oooooooo good idea!
Hang on ----- am I just taking the frigging photos here!!!? rolleyes
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Well.... :grin: Does it not have one of them auto timer button thingies?!
Quote by noladreams30

Hang on ----- am I just taking the frigging photos here!!!? rolleyes

Well.... :grin: Does it not have one of them auto timer button thingies?!
Yes it bloody well does, and a remote control!
is this private or can I join in please :twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
Room for another one :twisted:

Just one???? dunno
.
Bring your camera Mr Choon... :twisted:
Oooooooo good idea!
Hang on ----- am I just taking the frigging photos here!!!? rolleyes
.
Well.... :grin: Does it not have one of them auto timer button thingies?!
Hehe - Choon pulls out his remote control!!!
No idea how useful that has been :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Bonedigger
is this private or can I join in please :twisted:

Yeah just clench me remote control between yer legs gel!!!!
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Quote by Bonedigger
is this private or can I join in please :twisted:

:bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy:
oooh please do Mrs B!!
Great! Mmmmm, Mrs Bone in contention! :P
Quote by MikeNorth
Great! Mmmmm, Mrs Bone in contention! :P

Hush a minute - she's concentrating clenching me remote control between her legs!!
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Quote by westerross
Great! Mmmmm, Mrs Bone in contention! :P

Hush a minute - she's concentrating clenching me remote control between her legs!!
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Doesn't sound very remote to me... lol
Ahem.
I have an unusual talent.
I can operate remote controls with my toes :smug:
Can I be of any use?
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Ahem.
I have an unusual talent.
I can operate remote controls with my toes :smug:
Can I be of any use?

:shock: oooh yah huh... come on in!!
:giveup:
Heelllllppp!!
Distraction desperately needed... just when I had started to forget about my headache, my Shameless-esque neighbours appear to have fired up the karaoke!?!
:shock: Bad versions of 'Build Me Up Buttercup' and 'Under the Boardwalk' are being belted out as I type...