I was chatting to someone today who is creating a range of china mugs with saucy strap lines/sayings/quotes on. I was laughing at some of the ones he's done so far...
Can I cum on your face (for example), not sure I would use that mug having tea with mother :lol2: :lol2:
Can you come up with more?
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cant wait to wrap me lips round this
Gulp... thats a big one
Quote by __random_orbit__
I thought this may have been about the little white lines over tiny fleshly parts after a holiday or a microwaving (be carefull kids!) & was hoping for pictures.
who might own the copyright on the slogans?
the poster
the site
or does the cup-maker have free dibs?
lp
I am not even going to attempt to justify myself to you or anyone else in what I thought was a bit of fun....
:? 
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"Spitting is a dirty habit, just swallow and enjoy"
"Get this in yer gob."
"You wanted something hot and turgid in your hand and mouth..."
"Remember, catch any overspill on the saucer and you can lick it up later..."
I've found my vocation I think...
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Quote by anais
I thought this may have been about the little white lines over tiny fleshly parts after a holiday or a microwaving (be carefull kids!) & was hoping for pictures.
who might own the copyright on the slogans?
the poster
the site
or does the cup-maker have free dibs?
lp
I am not even going to attempt to justify myself to you or anyone else in what I thought was a bit of fun....
:?Bloody hell- I for one took Rolop's comments as tongue in cheek. :???:
Quote by Witchy
I thought this may have been about the little white lines over tiny fleshly parts after a holiday or a microwaving (be carefull kids!) & was hoping for pictures.
who might own the copyright on the slogans?
the poster
the site
or does the cup-maker have free dibs?
lp
I am not even going to attempt to justify myself to you or anyone else in what I thought was a bit of fun....
:?Bloody hell- I for one took Rolop's comments as tongue in cheek. :???:
one in the cheek, not in the cup
lp
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"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you ..." well insert your own here (Ooh Err Missus)
"If I dribble, remind me to lick it up."
"This china's the only bone I've had in my hand today."
"I may be a mere mug, but I'm emptying my load in your mouth."
"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you smile."
"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you ..." well insert your own here (Ooh Err Missus)
"If I dribble, remind me to lick it up."
"This china's the only bone I've had in my hand today."
"I may be a mere mug, but I'm emptying my load in your mouth."
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"Hubby's Private Toss Pot"
"I'm open and waiting for your juices."
"Gin makes me Grin, Whisky makes me Frisky, Tea makes me cum in my pants"
Ok, I'm beginning to wane now...
