Quote by Vix
Dear Mr C. Odd Boy,
Thank you for your recent application for "Sex".
It is with regret that I must inform you that your application has been rejected.
Could I suggest that you apply for our current vacancy for "Friend" which I believe fits your training and qualifications.
Kindly read the job description that my learned colleagues have supplied, prior to this communication.
Although the position of "Friend" may seem base-line, it does quickly lead to promotion. In fact, every current holder of the "Sex" position, started out as a "Friend".
Kind regards
Human Resources Advisory Team
SHUnion

Vix I'm feeling seriously shite today and this hasn't helped the post migraine feeling LOL
You should send that to all newbies

Cx