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HEY,
what do you lot do here? i horny and in need of the way of the thrunge.
fish :shock:
Quote by codboy
HEY,
what do you lot do here? i horny and in need of the way of the thrunge.
fish :shock:

What on earth are you wittering on about :shock:
not sure, new and scared. what on earth do i do?
Quote by codboy
HEY,
what do you lot do here? i horny and in need of the way of the thrunge.
fish :shock:

I'm not for one in shocking fish. Moles are another story however. If you're looking for some titerlating stories to 'thrunge' yourself to (love that phrase by the way) then have a read of some of the well written and erotic peices over on the left there.
do not feed the troll.....do not feed the troll......
Well you might want to make a post that sounds more sensible than that one, for a start.
Maybe tell people what you're looking for, a bit about you?
P. S. don't use text speak.
I repeat
Eh???
:doh: :confused: :small-print: rolleyes
Barking........ rolleyes
Cathy x
lamination is good, but i feel the thrunge, needs more than heat soaked plastic. seriously. i am soooo new i need guidance from you guys. recently sep'd and in need of the way of the sword.
okay, point taken. So new i still have the reciept in the bag! i'm 35, medium build and i am looking for fun and frolics, will travel, but ,ay need hand holding as i have led a sheltered life, but up for exoansion of this.
Quote by freckledbird
Are you drunk? Or taking the piss?

Great minds think alike Freckledbird!
I'm off to bed, maybe he'll learn to speak english by the morning. rolleyes
Codboy please go read some of the other forum posts and good advice that is given out here
Its alright folks its just struck midnight, his coach has turned into a pumpkin.
lol :lol: :lol:
cheers, you obviously support new people. i really want to join in, but would like to know how. i'm finding it hard and would seriously likr some help. my initail posts may have seemed odd but, i would like to get this right.
Read some of the other threads, you'll get a feel for the kind of thing you could post if you don't want to get knocked back.
Quote by codboy
cheers, you obviously support new people. i really want to join in, but would like to know how. i'm finding it hard and would seriously likr some help. my initail posts may have seemed odd but, i would like to get this right.

Good luck in your quest young man.
Seems me n thee ave upset a few of the locals.
No offence.
Joe wink
Quote by codboy
cheers, you obviously support new people. i really want to join in, but would like to know how. i'm finding it hard and would seriously likr some help. my initail posts may have seemed odd but, i would like to get this right.

You obviously have a unique sense of humour. It was kind of a shock to read, especially so close to being swampped by a load of twats. Nobody ever justs 'joins' in after there first post. It usually takes time to get to know people.
Yes, the more you post the better we can understand you and vice a versa. You've already taken a step that many otehrs don't and that is to say hello. All we need now is time and patience to know you.
thanx bev.
Quote by Joe Strummer
cheers, you obviously support new people. i really want to join in, but would like to know how. i'm finding it hard and would seriously likr some help. my initail posts may have seemed odd but, i would like to get this right.

Good luck in your quest young man.
Seems me n thee ave upset a few of the locals.
No offence.
Joe wink
NO you haven't upset anyone, just find your first posts a bit odd that's all confused
Hey thats me I guess,not quite of the mainstream.
Hey ho.
No offence.
Joe wink
odd is of course my middle name, but i do have a totally diffent persona. some are scared by this, however, some are aroused by this and want to probe further. i really don't know what to do. this is a totally new area for me and i would love to get one to one guidance. this isn't going to happen i know, but i'll give it a go. fish x
Quote by codboy
lamination is good, but i feel the thrunge, needs more than heat soaked plastic. seriously. i am soooo new i need guidance from you guys. recently sep'd and in need of the way of the sword.

Sure you are not in need of a pair of scissors and some sticky back plastic to stick your thrunges together mate? :silly:
Quote by codboy
odd is of course my middle name, but i do have a totally diffent persona. some are scared by this, however, some are aroused by this and want to probe further.

So Cod Odd Boy, why the fishy username and what do people generally like to prod you with? rolleyes
(Welcome, by the way. You are an endangered species and depletion is nigh....so I hope you find your chips and are nicely breaded by teatime. Love sunbunny xxxx)
Quote by MikeNorth
do not feed the troll.....do not feed the troll......

It is fun though Mike.
It gives us Northerners an insight into a new English language - Oxfordonian.
Do I detect a Chav here?? or possibly a post-Chav that is finding it to adapt to civilisation again?
Either way, tell me more about the 'thrunge'. I want some of that, whatever it is biggrin
Quote by codboy
odd is of course my middle name, but i do have a totally diffent persona. some are scared by this, however, some are aroused by this and want to probe further. i really don't know what to do. this is a totally new area for me and i would love to get one to one guidance. this isn't going to happen i know, but i'll give it a go. fish x

OK guys..........give the newbie fish boy a chance............lol
have a look at this link codboy and there's also another couple of links on there too.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Marcuso
Dear Mr C. Odd Boy,
Thank you for your recent application for "Sex".
It is with regret that I must inform you that your application has been rejected.
Could I suggest that you apply for our current vacancy for "Friend" which I believe fits your training and qualifications.
Kindly read the job description that my learned colleagues have supplied, prior to this communication.
Although the position of "Friend" may seem base-line, it does quickly lead to promotion. In fact, every current holder of the "Sex" position, started out as a "Friend".
Kind regards
Human Resources Advisory Team
SHUnion
:laughabove:
Greetings my fishy-friend (and I don't meanVix :shock: :P lol I'm soooo gonna pay for that at some point)
Best thing to do is to explore the site and threads as much as you can. This will give you an idea of how the forums work and also how the meets work as well.
As you can probably tell we're a little sensative to slightly off-the wall humour unless you're a regular, mainly because we do get so many idiots and immature TTTTs (TM Jags since time began).
Good luck and hope you get everything out of this site you want, just don't expect it to happen instantly and you'll be fine.
Quote by mattmoleman
Nobody ever justs 'joins' in after there first post. It usually takes time to get to know people.

Bollox! I was born a post whore and I will die a post whore......
Ah, I get your point :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Nobody ever justs 'joins' in after there first post. It usually takes time to get to know people.

Bollox! I was born a post whore and I will die a post whore......
Ah, I get your point :shock:
Venusxxx
Aah the nature versus nurture debate rages on !