Save Fred from a cruel fate!!

8 Dec 2003

I am recovering from Pneumonia, the second bout of it this year. No one to look after me, do the shopping, cook the meals, walk the dog (my real one) wash up etc., I have to get out of bed and do it all myself. I bet Wilma's had it a lot easier than me.
Sorry Wilma (I still loves ya babe) but Fred can't have been that bad.

Harry, so sorry to hear you have been poorly. Hope you are feeling much better and are well on the way to a full recovery.
I know you still love me Harry but unfortunately he has been very bad and therefore have left it for the majority to decide his fate.
Hope to chat soon Harry - now cast your vote!!!
Love
Wilma x x x x

8 Dec 2003

*whispers to harry - "option one mate!"*

8 Dec 2003

Harry - sorry to say it was not flu - wish it was - seems she has some real problems this time - 7 trips to the doctors - 1 to hospital - a raft of tests and now looks like exploratory surgery next. She has been poorly for a month or more now.

NO SECRETS HERE THEN FRED!!!
Love
PBFH :twisted:
XXXX

8 Dec 2003

Harry............
kiss

8 Dec 2003

Wilma..............
:eeek:

8 Dec 2003

Fred................
No canvassing!!!! SLAP!

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Wilma..............
:eeek:

Who lickel old me - never :angel:
Wilma
x x x x

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Fred................
No canvassing!!!! SLAP!

Aaawwwwww - come on Jags - dying man - last wish - ring any bells here?
Can we negotiate on this in some way hun?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones

Fred................
No canvassing!!!! SLAP!

Can we negotiate on this in some way hun?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What makes you think you can negotiate your way out of this one???? Hun!!
evil

8 Dec 2003

BTW - can solve the problem of Fred farting - got a really BIG butt plug which he'll love to have inserted.
:happy: :happy:

8 Dec 2003

What makes you think you can negotiate your way out of this one???? Hun!!

Dunno YET! - But willing to try!
No - Kat - don't need your help thanks - I am still deep in the shit from the last bit of constructive criticism you gave me - remember?
Fred
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (for Jags)

8 Dec 2003

Can we negotiate on this in some way hun?

Well, did you see he was trying to "hun" me as well Jags? - and he offered me a massage! Lets add two faced to his list of heinous crimes!

Aaawwwwww - come on Jags - dying man - last wish - ring any bells here?

What makes you think you are going to get off that easily Fred? I think we can guarantee you a long and painful existence, hoist on the end of your very own petard.
!

*leans to one side and farts!*

You sowed the wind, now reap the whirlwind
Kit
xxx

9 Dec 2003

Where is Bassdude??
Starts a thread like this and then buggers off!!
Typical rolleyes

Wilma
x x x x

9 Dec 2003

Typical

Men for you, do their stuff then leave you to finish off on your own! Thank Heaven I am getting a Rabbit for Christmas (Hint for Kat) - Not that he will pick it up! I am off shopping tomorrow, may get myself a Yorkie bar, just so that I can send a picture to Fred of me eating it!
Night
Kit
xxx

9 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
I am off shopping tomorrow, may get myself a Yorkie bar, just so that I can send a picture to Fred of me eating it!

Make sure you get a man to open it for you hun - would hate for you to break a nail! rotflmao

Nite! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

9 Dec 2003

Make sure you get a man to open it for you hun

That's a good idea!
Wilma, do you know any real men?
Kit
xxx

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Kat
Wilma, do you know any real men?

She knows a couple!! :twisted:

9 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Wilma, do you know any real men?

She knows a couple!! :twisted:
BET she doesn't!

9 Dec 2003

:shock: Yikes!!! What's got into you girls? You used to be such sweethearts!! kiss

Passes out chilled bottles of wine and offers of massages all round.
May I also remind you that this is the time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all MEN!
There, isn't that better?

9 Dec 2003

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Where is Bassdude??
Starts a thread like this and then buggers off!!
Typical
Wilma
x x x x

OH MY GOOD GOD!!!
What have I started here?? Never mind, Fred was looking for some male bonding support and he got it from me. So you think you'll get me back Wilma with another poll? Wrong, you're no match for the Bassdude....!!
Hope you're feeling a wee bit better..
Luv,
BD
8)

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
BET she doesn't!

*Steve slips his arm around Jags waist, gently kisses the nape of her neck and whispers in her ear "forgive me". Then covers her in chocolate and throws her to the lesbians! (copyright jewcy_joanne)
Ha!......that'll teach you!! :twisted:

9 Dec 2003

Yeah! - go Steve!
Yeeeehaaaaa - Ride er girls!
OOOHHHHH! See that look she just gave you Steve - pure hatred!

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Bassdude
OH MY GOOD GOD!!!
What have I started here?? Never mind, Fred was looking for some male bonding support and he got it from me. So you think you'll get me back Wilma with another poll? Wrong, you're no match for the Bassdude....!!

Prove it - get in here and fight you coward! - You're the one that started all this.
How the F**K can you call this helping me - I'm more in it now that I was before?
Someone catch that scrote and drag him back here!
Fred

9 Dec 2003

Mattmoleman pops his head out of his little mole hill. Has a quick look around and does what any blind, self respecting mole would do.
Need any help guys?
Sorry I haven't been around, I've been too busy taking the Yorkie bars off every girl, woman and grandma I saw. Yes that included Kits too.
Passes a bunch to Steve, Fred and Bassdude for being men's men
Lets all watch the lovely Jags being, quite literally, eaten alive.

9 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
Passes out chilled bottles of wine and offers of massages all round.

Suggest you empty those bottles and use em as weapons and personally I wish you would forget the massages and get hold of a few of the girlies a bit more forcefully!
Go on man - get stuck in!
Wot? You want to use baby oil? - Whatever! Fill yer boots!

9 Dec 2003

Quote by mattmoleman
Need any help guys?
Sorry I haven't been around, I've been too busy taking the Yorkie bars off every girl, woman and grandma I saw. Yes that included Kits too.
Passes a bunch to Steve, Fred and Bassdude for being men's men
Lets all watch the lovely Jags being, quite literally, eaten alive.

Welcome sir - we sorted most of 'em - few pockets of resistence but the chocolate trick seems to have worked! lol

:lol:
In fact between watching the Chocolate covered Jags with the lesbians and Will naked wrestling Wilma and Kit I am getting the horn! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fancy getting back into the fray again Steve? - this looks like fun now! :shock:

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
In fact between watching the Chocolate covered Jags with the lesbians and Will naked wrestling Wilma and Kit I am getting the horn! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fancy getting back into the fray again Steve? - this looks like fun now! :shock:

I voted for option one Fred. Lets hope we all have a white christmas eh? (Should this move into the Bukkake thread?)

9 Dec 2003

I voted for option one Fred. Lets hope we all have a white christmas eh? (Should this move into the Bukkake thread?)

thank you - thank you - thank you!
Now go and round up some guys and get em in here to vote likeminded - only 6 votes behind - we can pull this off. Just stay out of Bluexxx's way - she has not got a sniff of what is happening yet!
If the vote goes in my favour in this thread it will null and void the other vote and I can get away from Jags and Bluexxx!
See you later!
Fred

9 Dec 2003

Kit saunters in wearing her new red stillettos, and admiring her freshly manicured blood red nails.
Grinds a red stilletto into Mattmolemans foot and takes back all the Yorkie bars, opens a bottle of wine with her diamond hard nails and announces:
Wow, what a day I've had - Kat's credit cards are spent (like the boys in here), I've been shopping all afternoon and now what do I find :shock: Fred and his mates playing with eachother again rolleyes

Grief, don't you boys know when you are playing a losing game?
Still, could be fun........
FRED - take a leaf out of Will's book and give my aching shoulders a massage hun.
Kit
xxx
BTW - bumped into Bluexxx whilst I was out shopping wink

9 Dec 2003

Quote by mattmoleman
Lets all watch the lovely Jags being, quite literally, eaten alive.

By a man in a kilt???????????????? Black leather kilt????????????????
Only one man I know who is macho enough to wear a black leather kilt and I would GLADLY be eaten alive by him!!!!!
x xx
Rest of you - go twist

A more justifiable punishment for Fred's accidental booting of Wilma would be: