Saw this and thought of Warwick

27 Nov 2004

Book review from Amazon

Book Description
PUSSY - for cats that should know better
Synopsis
Essential reading for the cat about town, Pussy goes where no cat mag has gone before. Including.?100 things you never knew about goldfish?Great Dustbins of Our Time?1000 reasons why dogs are stupid?Catnip - the shocking truthAnd much, much more. Pussy - because you love authors of Pussy are Tom, Fluffy, Tashi and Puss De Wuss. They have- known each other since fighting over a fish head outside the chippy when they were kittens. Recognised for their work all over Big Town, design duo Tom and Fluffy were previously responsible for the radical overhaul of the garden fence at Number 53 and the look of the controversial arts quarterly Shut Your Bloody Catflap. Editorial experts Tashi and Puss De Wuss are meanwhile best known for their pioneering series of articles on poo and wee- in It Smells magazine, for which they won the Dommity Wommity Award for Irresponsible and Largely Stupid Journalism. Tom, Fluffy and Puss De Wuss are all three years old. Tashi is four.

Must have been the goldfish :shock: :shock:

27 Nov 2004

:laughabove:

27 Nov 2004

Can I send it to him jags ...can I ...can I......
eeermm no ..no .....second thoughts I will just P.M. him and tell him to make sure he searches out your thread on monday....daft bugger is bound to find something of relevance to him, or him.
.......so if I just do a search for pussy will I find it as easily.
:shock:

27 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
Can I send it to him jags ...can I ...can I......
eeermm no ..no .....second thoughts I will just P.M. him and tell him to make sure he searches out your thread on monday....daft bugger is bound to find something of relevance to him, or him.
.......so if I just do a search for pussy will I find it as easily.
:shock:

DID think of you too Davej - sorry!! :shock:
:P

27 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
Can I send it to him jags ...can I ...can I......
eeermm no ..no .....second thoughts I will just P.M. him and tell him to make sure he searches out your thread on monday....daft bugger is bound to find something of relevance to him, or him.
.......so if I just do a search for pussy will I find it as easily.
:shock:

DID think of you too Davej - sorry!! :shock:
:P
and this from someone who is currently trying to help feed a bug that can only jump in one direction whilst she is pissed on Hagen Daz Bailey's ice cream......jump in this bed between me and warwick jags.
.it does get a bit smelly though redface

27 Nov 2004

Now there's something to get my mind off my sore throat - in bed between Morecombe and Wise :shock: :shock: :shock:
:P

27 Nov 2004

Should set bets as to just how much sleep the three of you would get!!! rotflmao

27 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF

Should set bets as to just how much sleep the three of you would get!!!

No bets - no sleep! It'd be ginger beer and talk of goldfish all night.
lol

27 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
Now there's something to get my mind off my sore throat - in bed between Morecombe and Wise :shock: :shock: :shock:
:P

right then it's a date...me jags and warwick all in the one bed...large tub of Hagan Das....and seeing as warwick isnt here, I bags that if we spill any then he gets to sleep in the wet patch....

27 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
Now there's something to get my mind off my sore throat - in bed between Morecombe and Wise :shock: :shock: :shock:
:P

right then it's a date...me jags and warwick all in the one bed...large tub of Hagan Das....and seeing as warwick isnt here, I bags that if we spill any then he gets to sleep in the wet patch....
Sorted! But I'll to insist that we spill any ice cream then one or all of the Warwicks has to lick it off me wink

Can you lot leave the goldfish at home, forget the grapefruit and not write a play about it afterwards?
:P

28 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
Sorted! But I'll to insist that we spill any ice cream then one or all of the Warwicks has to lick it off me Can you lot leave the goldfish at home, forget the grapefruit and not write a play about it afterwards?
:P

hang on a minute......warwick gets to do all the licking here....I aint travelling all that way just to make the tea and the toast you know, even though you've got one of them flash toasters...the errmm ....damn what was it called sounded a bit like an Aggagia or something, supposed to be the doggies danglers of toasters.
Gonna leave the goldfish at home but the Grapefruit needs to be there.....me and warwick like to sit bolt upright in bed and eat grapefruit, you will be all right Jags they are not that messy.......now if it were a Mango then we would have problems cos as Mr Wogan has said .... the only way you can eat a mango is to stand naked in the sink
......it dawns on davej that a Mango could be a bit of an ice breaker........
psssst ...does anyone want to read the play wot I wrote.

28 Nov 2004

Boy, boy, boy... stop fighting - you can ALL get to lick off the ice cream. <goes off to get a kangaroo now>
Toaster is a Dualit and yes, the grapefruit will fit. I need to get the proper music though so will leave that to you Dave. Oh, and the chopper, don't forget your razor sharp chopper :shock: :shock:
I'm off to warm the bed, cool the ice cream and get my dressing gown ready.
Bring me sunshine, every day
In this world that we live there can be more happiness
:P

30 Nov 2004

whats this play wot you wrote little davej lol

see Ive got you there you cant move, its your short fat hairy legs that do it lol