Sex God
Im bored and Silky is at work . Entertain me!! What dyou think i pay my membership to this site for anyway !?
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Sex God
What kind of entertainment did you have in mind - belly dance, strip, lap dance maybe?
Sex God
They all sound kewl ..surprise me x
Sex God
I already got one of those from Sarge Cu ! Im still paying the credit card bill . Still at least it gives us access to the private verified board that none of you guys know about .
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thats a start .....................
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thats a start .....................
Sex God
Who told you how stroppy i was anyway ?? :-)
Sex God
* strips off and dances round naked for your entertainment *
:shock:
:shock:
Sex God
Well at least ive attracted two sexy women .one naked ..............one embarassed ..........
it sounds like the opening scene of a porno !
it sounds like the opening scene of a porno !
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Woo hooo thats more like it !! Two naked dancing girls and a decent fella offering free financial advise ........now were rockin !
Sex God
I haven't got a 'latin love sword' nor a 'spanish love sausage'
so I stay in the cafe
so I stay in the cafe
Sex God
S'okay Dave mate . Im not hungry anyway :-)
Sex God
OOHHH thats more like it. Can I join you
course you can, we can put on a floor show
Sex God
Now careful! G doesnt do the 'lesbian fantasy' thang! Two girls together aint nuthin but two wasted pussies ! LOL
Sex God
Oh no theyre at it already . Ill get me and Daves coats .
Sex God
Not wasted hun, just warmed up for ya
Sex God
Fair comment .
Want me Silky home ...................perhaps if i ring in a bomb scare to her work that would work .
Want me Silky home ...................perhaps if i ring in a bomb scare to her work that would work .
Sex God
honey come here and i'll entertain you if we can't interest Big G
Sex God
AAAAAAAAAww sorry , I wasn't insulting you . Just pining LOL
Here's a funny for you:
Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Nice one, MQ 
While I'm here, Something funny... hmmm...
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No-eye deer?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no-eye deer?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
A: Still no fucking eye deer?
(I hope spoilers work on this site coz having typed that out I'm buggered if I'm going to delete it).
While I'm here, Something funny... hmmm...
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No-eye deer?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no-eye deer?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
A: Still no fucking eye deer?
(I hope spoilers work on this site coz having typed that out I'm buggered if I'm going to delete it).
