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Say something sickly sweet and over the top

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Lost
Sex God
As the title suggests this thread is for those cringeworthy statements. You guys know the sort of things chat up lines or the like.
I'll start OK

Looking at you I see now that heaven must be missing an angel :cool:
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Are your legs tired....??
Well they should be because you've been running through my mind all day!
Do we still not have a puke emoticon ewwwwwwwww
Unknown User
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
No :giggle:
Not really a sickly sweet one but I've been told "corrr you're gorgeous I've got to have you"
What the feck??
Quote by Sixfootsix
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Unknown User
You don't sweat much for a fat lass biggrin
Lilmiss
Sex God
Quote by keeno
You don't sweat much for a fat lass biggrin

Cheers rolleyes
lol
Unknown User
Quote by Lilmiss
You don't sweat much for a fat lass biggrin

Cheers rolleyes
lol
Have I pulled :shock:
Unknown User
when i was about 17 an older guy once said to me where have u been all my life, to which i replied well for most of it i wasnt born. lol
Unknown User
heres 10p, phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight (or 30p now with inflation LOL)
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Nice legs love,
What time do they open??
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
Nice legs love,
What time do they open??
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Keep these coming I'm writing them down for later use biggrin
Lilmiss
Sex God
Quote by keeno
You don't sweat much for a fat lass biggrin

Cheers rolleyes
lol
Have I pulled :shock:
Only yaself :lol:
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
youd be attractive if you lost weight :shock: confused evil
xxxfem xx
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Nice legs love,
What time do they open??
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Shocked em when i said "NOW" :rascal:
Unknown User
Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven :shock:
Mrs 777 xxxx
noladreams
Sex God
Someone once told me they wanted to f*ck me so hard I'd be doing backflips... :shock:
I was torn between thinking :rascal: anyone who could make me do anything remotely gymnastic must be freakin' good and erm, confused no thanks, all sounds a tad too energetic to me!
Oh but :inlove: he was handsome, he had a gorgeous southern drawl and I was young and foolish y'all... wink There wasn't exactly backflips but there was plenty of hip thrusting! boink
staffcple
Master of Sex
How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilised?
Thats a lovely dress your wearing, it'll look great on my bedroom floor.
I'll get me coat...... lol
Unknown User
One I saw in action.
Woman walks into bar with tits bubbling over her top. Bloke asks would you like a drink. She replies "No I am just popping out". He replies "Well I can see that love, but would you like to join me for a drink"
She was too much of a blond bimbo to even laugh lol
markz
Sex God
Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs....... rolleyes
Unknown User
marzepan
lp
anais
Sex God
You have such a sweet face - bit like a chewed up toffee confused :? :?