My colleagues use 'not even thinly sliced ham' when referring to me being vegetarian and what I will and won't eat. I think this is from the Royal Family ?
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"....gran from Catherine Tate show!
It's a fucking liberty!!!
Also, "considerably richer (but I replace it with bigger/faster/taller etc etc) than yooooowwwwwwww!" - which I believe was Harry Enfiled.
and "let's see what you could've won" - Bullseye, of course! Handy one for that chatroom too
actually she said "what a load of bollocks!"...on the deal or no deal catherine tate xmas special!
Me and my sis use a few from 'an audience with victoria wood'
when the kids fall we dont say whoops a daisy, we say 'whoops there go my bloomers'
and if we are making sandwiches or choosing between jobs (say like who washes or who dries) we say
'72 Baps, Connie, you slice, I'll spread.
and Spud-u-like was always Spudoolikay.
also use Heres one I made earlier (BP)
I'll get me coat (??)
No shit Sherlock (??)
and probably a few others which esxpae me at this current time (ie, im having a blonde moment!!)
when the kids fall we dont say whoops a daisy, we say 'whoops there go my bloomers'
and if we are making sandwiches or choosing between jobs (say like who washes or who dries) we say
'72 Baps, Connie, you slice, I'll spread.
and Spud-u-like was always Spudoolikay.
also use Heres one I made earlier (BP)
I'll get me coat (??)
No shit Sherlock (??)
and probably a few others which esxpae me at this current time (ie, im having a blonde moment!!)
Quote by Mr-Powers
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"....gran from Catherine Tate show!
It's a fucking liberty!!!
Also, "considerably richer (but I replace it with bigger/faster/taller etc etc) than yooooowwwwwwww!" - which I believe was Harry Enfiled.
and "let's see what you could've won" - Bullseye, of course! Handy one for that chatroom too
actually she said "what a load of bollocks!"...on the deal or no deal catherine tate xmas special!
Ummm ok .... was I disagreeing with you or something? Or do you just take every post as an argument?
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Quote by splendid_
My colleagues use 'not even thinly sliced ham' when referring to me being vegetarian and what I will and won't eat. I think this is from the Royal Family ?
splendid
Yep, Splendid, Royle Family it is - it's the old Nan who says it.
Quote by Marya_Northeast
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"....gran from Catherine Tate show!
It's a fucking liberty!!!
Also, "considerably richer (but I replace it with bigger/faster/taller etc etc) than yooooowwwwwwww!" - which I believe was Harry Enfiled.
and "let's see what you could've won" - Bullseye, of course! Handy one for that chatroom too
actually she said "what a load of bollocks!"...on the deal or no deal catherine tate xmas special!
Ummm ok .... was I disagreeing with you or something? Or do you just take every post as an argument?
i thought you were correcting me...considering you were quoting me.
Quote by Marya_Northeast
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"....gran from Catherine Tate show!
It's a fucking liberty!!!
Also, "considerably richer (but I replace it with bigger/faster/taller etc etc) than yooooowwwwwwww!" - which I believe was Harry Enfiled.
and "let's see what you could've won" - Bullseye, of course! Handy one for that chatroom too
Yup- love those sketches!
We occasionally use "Hello Billy!" "Hello Johnny" From Hale & Pace.....would you believe theres none of their stuff out on DVD?
You tube them if you don't remember how good they were! :thumbup:
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I do remember a fair few years ago when Boys From The Blackstuff was aired we often went around saying
''gis a job''
''gis a job''
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Quote by winchwench
I do remember a fair few years ago when Boys From The Blackstuff was aired we often went around saying
''gis a job''
Aaaargh! How could we have forgotten this one?''I can do that''
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Citizen .''power to the people''
I think i might be showing my age here now
I think i might be showing my age here now
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Quote by varca
I do remember a fair few years ago when Boys From The Blackstuff was aired we often went around saying
''gis a job''
Ahh Yosser, I used to love that programme
me too Varca,yosser is a legend We use a huge amount of Peter Kay-isms in our house
Whats for tea mum....spag bol and garlic bread....GARLIC BREAD??.....GARLIC BREAD??....GARLIC....Wl' BREAD??
D'ya wanna brew...with accompanyng drinking motion with hand
Its spitting!!! (when its raining outside)
Put t'big light on
T'internet
and my fave of all when the phone rings late at night....who the bloody hells this, who the bloody hells this ringing at this time o' night??
in fact we say many more of his stuff....mental note to self...must get out more :lol:
Whats for tea mum....spag bol and garlic bread....GARLIC BREAD??.....GARLIC BREAD??....GARLIC....Wl' BREAD??
D'ya wanna brew...with accompanyng drinking motion with hand
Its spitting!!! (when its raining outside)
Put t'big light on
T'internet
and my fave of all when the phone rings late at night....who the bloody hells this, who the bloody hells this ringing at this time o' night??
in fact we say many more of his stuff....mental note to self...must get out more
:lol: Sex God
Quote by BonediggerPETER Kay's line in Phoenix Nights - "Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it"
We use a huge amount of Peter Kay-isms in our house
Whats for tea mum....spag bol and garlic bread....GARLIC BREAD??.....GARLIC BREAD??....GARLIC....Wl' BREAD??
D'ya wanna brew...with accompanyng drinking motion with hand
Its spitting!!! (when its raining outside)
Put t'big light on
T'internet
and my fave of all when the phone rings late at night....who the bloody hells this, who the bloody hells this ringing at this time o' night??
in fact we say many more of his stuff....mental note to self...must get out more
Quote by varca
I do remember a fair few years ago when Boys From The Blackstuff was aired we often went around saying
''gis a job''
Ahh Yosser, I used to love that programme
me too Varca,yosser is a legend Going to have to find a copy of the series now lol.
Ok.. on the liverpudlian front again, who can remember which programme the boys with curly perms could be seen waving their arms about to the chant of "Carm down, carm down?" (deliberate sp lol)
I can think of a couple ... but wasn't it The scousers on Harry Enfield?
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Quote by winchwench
Citizen .''power to the people''
I think i might be showing my age here now
Well at the ripe old age of 34, I still remember Wolfies beret!
And I was kinda fond of the one in your sig too, Grandad from Bread.
Which reminds me...."She is a TART!"hehe I was going ask if anyone remembered the line off my sig
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Quote by Bonedigger
Its spitting!!! (when its raining outside)
I do that at school when I'm on playground duty, whilst running about seemingly herding the kids indoors. The kids love it. The other teachers think I'm a bit of a nutter.
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Quote by Freckledbird
Its spitting!!! (when its raining outside)
I do that at school when I'm on playground duty, whilst running about seemingly herding the kids indoors. The kids love it. The other teachers think I'm a bit of a nutter.
How wrong could they be :lol: Quote by winchwench
There are loads of Python ones......."It has gorne to meet it's maker" being the one that springs to mind. I believe it was from the TV series, so I s'pose it counts.
OH! another bread one..."I'm a model arent a, I do modlin"
I wish to register a com....plaint is a classic in our house!
Brad ..... Janet .... also seems to be one that stands out here although it's not been used in a long time!
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Quote by varca
Citizen .''power to the people''
I think i might be showing my age here now
Well at the ripe old age of 34, I still remember Wolfies beret!
And I was kinda fond of the one in your sig too, Grandad from Bread.
Which reminds me...."She is a TART!"
Lilo Lil :lol2: Classic! Bread, comedy at it's best 
It was brill,putting traffic cones on the street to protect ''their space'' the matriach ma boswell keeping them all under controll ..or so she thoughtt..'our Aveline' marrying a protestant! brill Quote by Calista
There are loads of Python ones......."It has gorne to meet it's maker" being the one that springs to mind. I believe it was from the TV series, so I s'pose it counts.
OH! another bread one..."I'm a model arent a, I do modlin"
I wish to register a com....plaint is a classic in our house!
Brad ..... Janet .... also seems to be one that stands out here although it's not been used in a long time!
Damn it, Janet gets used here too!
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
When the house is full, "Goodnight John Boy" ad infinitum ...
Yeah, also used in quite a few chat rooms, but getting a bit tedious really.
Sex God
Another one from kid's TV - the chuckle Brothers when they carry something heavy they say "To me, to you"
It makes us giggle every time
pink x
It makes us giggle every time
pink x
