SCAM WARNING!!!!

17 Dec 2004

I`ve only been on for about two minutes, and already I spotted a scam.
PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OFFER YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR TO NEIL IN LEEDS, OR OFFER TO FIND HIS FOR HIM............HE IS NOT WHAT HE SEEMS.
He has not lost his sense of humour, his good sense of humour, or in fact his very good sense of humour. He collects them under false pretenses. I know this as he still has mine mad

I am not quite sure what he does with the senses of humour he collects, but due to the lack of monetary demands, I suspect he is currently cloning the DNA from my humour for nefarious sex purposes :shock: :shock: :shock:
I`d even go as far as to suggest that he may even cross-clone my DNA with Sarges in order to make some kind of Sarge/Venus hybrid, sick bastard that he is :shock: surprised

DO NOT LET THIS MAN TAKE YOU IN. HE ACTIVITIES MUST BE STOPPED, AND HIS SEXUALLY DEVIANT CREATIONS DESTROYED!!!
Consider yourselves warned! surprised

Venusxxx

17 Dec 2004

OMG :shock:
I thought the little bugger was up to something but this is just so sinister :shock:
Noooooooooo dont clone anythinge from the Sarge FFs ..one is tooo many

17 Dec 2004

Wecome back, Venus & Mars :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: . Long bloody time no see. I thought you'd been abducted by aliens. Or was it just your soh that had been abducted ? When looked at in a certain light NeilinLeeds does have some Vulcan features, you know. smile

:silly: :high-smile:

17 Dec 2004

Well im gonna hide mine down the front of my thong

17 Dec 2004

oh no it's too late ... I sent mine off this morning sad

How do I resolve this problem :cry:
BTW VnM it is sooooooooo good to see you back passionkiss

17 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
oh no it's too late ... I sent mine off this morning
How do I resolve this problem :cry:
BTW VnM it is sooooooooo good to see you back

Oh Calista, you didn`t?! surprised

All I can suggest is that if you ever bump into a Phil Silvers lookalike, but who happens to be sporting a lucious pair of boobs, then kill it, and kill it quick surprised

Right, it`s Friday, I`m online, and it`s been a tough week.
I`m off down the shop for a bottle of wine! :twisted:
Venusxxx

17 Dec 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I`d even go as far as to suggest that he may even cross-clone my DNA with Sarges in order to make some kind of Sarge/Venus hybrid, sick bastard that he is :shock:

I think he may have other plans with your DNA. Have you considered what goldfish with a GSOH would be worth on the open market?