Hello all,
After my first few tentative steps on here, I have managed to get involved in some rather entertaining banter with Venus (From VenusnMars)
She has kindly informed me to be afraid.....be very afraid.
Now, can anybody shed any light or provide adequate reason as to why I should be very afraid?
I have alrady explained to Venus that not even ghosts or big, bad wolves scare me but I must confess that the mere threat has my knees a knockin' already :shock:
Please help....In cyberspace, no-one can hear me scream
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Sex God
Be afraid, be very afraid
Sex God
Oh yeah..... even I'm scared of Twisted Sister :shock:
Only kidding, TS is a pussy cat really........... unless....... no, I'll let you find out for yourself...... suffice to say, don't be sticking your dick through any glory holes while TS is around :censored:
Only kidding, TS is a pussy cat really........... unless....... no, I'll let you find out for yourself...... suffice to say, don't be sticking your dick through any glory holes while TS is around :censored:
Helloooooo everybody.
Don't mind me Judy, hijack away. It's all good stuff, most entertaining.
Hmmmm, talking of scary, maybe a thread detailing your 'Most frightening lovers' is in order. What did they to do make you poo your pants and how did you react?
I'd post it but I've only just started and have done 2 today. I don't want to appear jumped up as well as bore the s*** out of everyone!!
Don't mind me Judy, hijack away. It's all good stuff, most entertaining.
Hmmmm, talking of scary, maybe a thread detailing your 'Most frightening lovers' is in order. What did they to do make you poo your pants and how did you react?
I'd post it but I've only just started and have done 2 today. I don't want to appear jumped up as well as bore the s*** out of everyone!!
Sex God
Go on Ginsters, post.... post.....post...... 
:lol: :lol: . I've posted over 4,000 of the little buggers and no-one thinks I'm boring 
......
A most frightening lover thread sounds entertaining -- do it -- but the rule is that you have to tell us your experience first
:lol: :lol: . I've posted over 4,000 of the little buggers and no-one thinks I'm boring ......A most frightening lover thread sounds entertaining -- do it -- but the rule is that you have to tell us your experience first
Sex God
come over here whilst i tell u a secret....... with the exception of Jags.. i have met all the people they are telling you to be scared of, and NONE of them scared me!
so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
though they do say there is no fear where there is no sense!!
so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
though they do say there is no fear where there is no sense!!
Sex God
Quote by Ginsters
Now, can anybody shed any light or provide adequate reason as to why I should be very afraid?
No, no, no, no, no - Venus is the nicest, sweetest, most gentle person ever to grace these forums - not unlike a cute, cuddly, ickle bunny wabbit with long, pink ears and a fluffy cotton tail!
*runs for cover*
...Roger 
Sex God
awwww look at yas all trying to be scary! <tuts>
hi ginster and :welcome: mate. just ignore 'em. i met judy and rebecca and blue and they're all pussycats!
though if you are going to the munch, always remember, safety in numbers, bit like wildebeest n stuff! makes it hard for 'em to single out a victim.... erm ...... i mean...........
sorry! 
((( 
for judy, rebecca and blue! was kidding, honest!! <gulps> )))
n x x x ;-)
hi ginster and :welcome: mate. just ignore 'em. i met judy and rebecca and blue and they're all pussycats!
though if you are going to the munch, always remember, safety in numbers, bit like wildebeest n stuff! makes it hard for 'em to single out a victim.... erm ...... i mean...........
sorry! ((( for judy, rebecca and blue! was kidding, honest!! <gulps> )))n x x x ;-)
Sex God
HA!!!..........that showed ya!!!........davej wanders off satified that he has scared the guy shitless
