ewwwwwww
bit like my uncle taking a puff of his asthma inhaler hed got from the kitchen window sill.....and almost choking on a bloody earwig that had nestled in their over night, as it hit the back of his throat at warp speed :shock: :shock: :scared: :scared:
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"I react badly to the sting, my muscle hardens " :eeek:
You haven't been putting wasps in your pants again have you sparky ?
You haven't been putting wasps in your pants again have you sparky ?
Quote by jaymar
I ended up in A&E at as a kid when a wasp landed on my icepop!... it stung the back of my throat :cry:
oh me too...
and that is when I found out that I am anaphalictic.... umm anaphalac..... you know that thing where you need adrenilin....adrena... oh, that stuff. Ummm if I get stung then I might die.
I brought a hot pork bap from a mobile van in town. I sat down to eat it and on my 3rd bite I felt a sharp pain right at the back of my tongue. Spitting out the mouthful sure enough there was a masticated the next 5 minutes I sat there wondering if my tongue was going to swell up and block my airway.....twas a mite scary. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Orgasminator
By your comment alone you've just made a contribution to the thread, if you thought it was that lame then you wouldn't have bothered!!
seriously how can this lame sentence constitute to a thread?
Quote by Phuckers
Just took a sip of my wine and there was a bloody wasp in it, didn't notice 'til it touched my lip. :shock:
seriously how can this lame sentence constitute to a thread?
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Just took a sip of my wine and there was a bloody wasp in it, didn't notice 'til it touched my lip. :shock:
seriously how can this lame sentence constitute to a thread?
I think you have a short memory Phuckers.
Yup, so do I. Greenhouses and all that.
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
Just took a sip of my wine and there was a bloody wasp in it, didn't notice 'til it touched my lip. :shock:
seriously how can this lame sentence constitute to a thread?
now thats the pot calling the kettle black!
Or the dog calling the cat hairy arse... as we less polite folk say!
Orgasminator
Thankfully I can take a sting or two without dying! Useful really considering the number of times I've done something stupid like riding into a wasps nest...
Got stung 5 times that time. In my hair, on my neck, on my arm, in my feckin armpit and on me finger as I tried to get the damn thing out of my armpit.
Grrrr.
Oh and I stood on one once. Ooops
*Him*
Got stung 5 times that time. In my hair, on my neck, on my arm, in my feckin armpit and on me finger as I tried to get the damn thing out of my armpit.
Grrrr.
Oh and I stood on one once. Ooops
*Him*
Quote by sparky33
Just took a sip of my wine and there was a bloody wasp in it, didn't notice 'til it touched my lip. :shock:
seriously how can this lame sentence constitute to a thread?
Your sarcastic sentence is grammatically incorrect.
It should read something along the lines of; How can this topic possibly constitute a worthwile thread?
It was just a bit of meaningless conversation.
Your post on the other hand didn't constitute a worthwhile response.
And herein lies another demonstration of the "Ullman Exception" to spelling flames.
As I have to stay out of such corrections of our erstwhile forum mate I'm glad someone else took on the mantle. :twisted:
Quote by Phuckers
Just took a sip of my wine and there was a bloody wasp in it, didn't notice 'til it touched my lip. :shock:
seriously how can this lame sentence constitute to a thread?
blimey what was i doing on computer that time of the night,not even worth mentioning i was off my head ha ha!oops
