scene replay - what's yours?

17 Mar 2007

I dunno if this will get many replies tbh, its one of those things that most people dont reveal I guess, like fantasies that are best left in your head....
but, is there a particular night/ activity/ thing/ horniest few minutes of your life that replays in your head and makes you horny as hell? you know, the one that sometimes pops in there and flicks the 'i really need to cum now :twisted:' switch or opens the floodgates, all on its own, nevermind what's actually being done to you at the time? lol

Invoking Dambusters Law then, I do :lol:
Many moons ago I had a friend who's (no beating about the bush here :lol smile

cock I absolutely adored. Travelling back from somewhere, with the whole 'i'm gonna fuck you stupid' atmosphere going on in the car with no where to pull up...he suddenly veers off the road into a layby thing with trees and 2 seconds later I'm up against the tree having the life fucked out of me...knickers to one side stylee with absolutely no regard for comfort or anyone watching - pure animalistic 'i need you right now and i'm having you' type sex :lol: The whole thing lasted no more than a couple of minutes, but its imprinted in my head in graphic detail for vivid recall at inappropriate moments :twisted:
Does anyone else do the same? and what is this horniest moment you sometimes think of? does it come only when you're on your own? or does it just pop in there whenever it feels like it....like, in the supermarket or in a board meeting :twisted confused

Apologies for the frankness, I just read Dawnies 'skirt up and over while bending in the freezer' confession and its set me off :lol:
come on, I dare you :twisted:

17 Mar 2007

Ahhh yes I do this too. Although I should perhaps say instead that it's something that happens to me, especially when I'm not meant to be thinking such things! lol

One shag that pops into my mind from time to time is when I was first together with my police woman girlfriend. I have fancied her for months and months and had finally got it together, but the sex was somewhat quiet and reserved when in reality I wanted her so much it hurt.
About 2 weeks in to our relationship she phoned at 3am telling me she had just come off duty and could she come and see me now? I was bleary eyed but of course I wanted to see her.
Anyway I waited downstairs for her and as soon as I opened the front door we were literally ripping each others clothes off (although her stab vest was a little tricky!) and ended up on the living room floor. It was the total release of months of pent up lust and completely mind blowing to say the least.

17 Mar 2007

i wonder if that's what it is.....the 'mind blowing' thing, that ensures its imprinted there forever more? lol

there's definately that pattern with mine :lol:
I cant remember the middle bit, getting from the car to the tree - just the physical fucking bit...to the point of physically/psychologically being able to still feel it ...and i cant remember getting back to the car, just the bit where we sat there a bit :shock: , laughing hysterically cos the 'dolphins' had come out to play rotflmao

17 Mar 2007

Oh hell yes
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Although for me, it did not actually involve a shag. It was just a kiss. I had been seeing someone for a while, and had become quite attached.
There was a moment in a swimming pool. We were just mucking about as you do in a pool, then she just swam over and we snogged, a bit out of the blue thing. Water everywhere, dripping off our bodies, one very long lingering snog.
Oh god,
back in five .............. bolt

17 Mar 2007

Back on 5 Mano?
I was back in 2! :giggle:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Miss_Kiss
Back on 5 Mano?
I was back in 2! :giggle:

It took three minutes to find the baby oil ........ :shock:

17 Mar 2007

:rotflmao: Manolishi
i could post a story about horny memories of baby oil...but I wont, i feel like I'm bearing my soul all on my own here and its making me wonder why I'm actually here at all - most of the 'switch flickers' are all pre finding SH & I was better off vanilla :shock:
maybe some people's are just too horny to post and I'm nesh in comparison? dunno

:giggle:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
maybe some people's are just too horny to post and I'm nesh in comparison? :giggle:

Not at all Sweetie.
One such "I'm just gonna fuckher" was quite similar to yours. Except we were walking.
We'd been up into the village for a pint ( or two redface

) and as we walked past a green (of sorts) I spotted a tree standing all alone and thought "Fuck yeah"
So I more or less dragged her across to the tree, turned her round, put my hands on her waist, pressed my thumbs forward to make her bend, ripped off one of her fave things; and gave it to her.
Did my work, stood her up, turned her round, let her adjust her clothing then took her by the hand and walked back to the road and home.
I still owe her for the thong surprised

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17 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
i could post a story about horny memories of baby oil...but I wont,

Shame on you Dark sad

Certainly baby oil does bring back some very fond memories indeed, but not exactly instant horn memories.
2 bottles of baby oil and a hotel room. Oh what memories that night was. Just so erotic, so sensual and in one or two cases, so funny.
Ooops, sorry in edit - 2 bottles of baby oil, a hotel room and a lady. :shock:

17 Mar 2007

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we really do need that :quiver: emoticon lol

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am I just a perv who loves reading this stuff then or what? :lol:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
<side issue>
we really do need that :quiver: emoticon
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am I just a perv who loves reading this stuff then or what? :lol:

NO!!! I do to, and I have sooo many, mostly due to den working away a lot (not any more!) that whenever we first me up again, we HAD to have each other right there n then! Usually on the drive back from the airport....
Too many to think of just now, I'll have to come back to this one!....
maz xx

17 Mar 2007

oooh i have a few of those "moments" that just get me so so horny thinking about them
the first one being in the chapel grounds of where i used to live it wasnt so much the sex but more the getting caught factor and the fact it was the first time i had a mmf and that mmf wasnt arranged he actually caught us in the act and asked to join in :shock: after he had watched for all of 10 mins
another one was with a man i had fancied for a while we eventually got it on during a night out and ended up near a river and did it up against the wall in true "i need to fuck your brains out" fashion it didnt actually last very long but the lust of us wanting each other so much made it all the more horny (poor dek thought id been attacked as i has scratches and love bites all over me) :shock: sure enough the man got a second chance in the comfortable fashion of my couch the nxt time redface

i might add more lata but now i need to relieve myself lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Mar 2007

met a nice lass once at a wedding do,,,,,usual sort of humdrum affair where i had to show my face as i was godfather to the brides child.....really nice young lady serving us our meal i couldnt take my eyes off of her and i think she knew it...TBH it sounds like out of amyfair magazine but the rest of the evening i talked to her a few times and didnt bother asking her number as she made it plain she had a boyfriend... so we all went off to our rooms and i finished my srink and went to the loo....she walked into the mens and went and sat in a cubicle on the toilet and waited till id finished. then she came over and led me back into the cubicle by my already growing dick. she just hiked up her skirt and pulled her knickers to one side... literally 1 min later it was all over lol as i was a little over escited to say the least..
i did get her number and we did go out a few times but the sex was never the same if you know what i mean..
Dargento

17 Mar 2007

Oh so many.
Outside, in an archway to an abandoned building off a busy road as the traffic whizzed by.
In gf's parents hallway, using some unconventional objects as impromptu sex aids. It being the in laws place really addedd to it for some reason.
And how can I forget, once did it in a grave yard.
Friday x

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Fridayiminlove
In gf's parents hallway, using some unconventional objects as impromptu sex aids. It being the in laws place really addedd to it for some reason.
Friday x

can you still remember the expression on her face? :twisted:
see, for me its not the whole scenario...its the 'moments' that get me lol

a certain few seconds of something that stick right into my memory :lol:
playing with another fem, a bit more recently, and she's gushing all over my fingers...right there and then the switch flicks on and i'm practically drinking it from her :twisted: redface

Fuck! that was horny....but not half as horny as her face (that's still well and truly etched in there with the best of the best 'moments') as she watched me do it :twisted:

17 Mar 2007

Like Manolishi, mine was a snog rather than a shag. A few months ago. I won't go into details, but it was mind blowing for me redface

*ahem* Where's the bloody cold shower......:shock:
bolt

17 Mar 2007

Like Manolishi, mine was a snog rather than a shag. A few months ago. I won't go into details, but it was mind blowing for me
*ahem* Where's the bloody cold shower......:shock:

Great thread Dark. Surprised more peeps don't come to share, after all this is a site where we do such naughty things... wink

Mmmmm a snog with so much pent up sexual frustration and pure lust, it was absolutely electric and supremely erotic (the shag happened a few months later but the first kiss was out of this world)
Oh blimey gotta go..back in 5 (unless Dlep are you still in that cold shower?)
pink x

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
playing with another fem, a bit more recently, and she's gushing all over my fingers...right there and then the switch flicks on and i'm practically drinking it from her :twisted: Fuck! that was horny....but not half as horny as her face (that's still well and truly etched in there with the best of the best 'moments') as she watched me do it :twisted:

I certainly can relate to that one Dark. A little while ago when I was playing she just could not believe how wet she was getting while my head was between her thighs. Looking up at her face, oh hell, just pure ecstasy. It was this that made me just so horny, wanting more.
Just an unbelievable feeling

17 Mar 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Oh blimey gotta go..back in 5 (unless Dlep are you still in that cold shower?)
pink x

I am :rascal:
:giggle:

17 Mar 2007

hurry up in that shower Pink! lol

17 Mar 2007

ok ok, went out with a landscape gardener a few years back. He texted me and said im nearby, pop over while my dad and my son (they were a family firm) are away getting supplies. Off i go, it was a house very nearby to mine, he says its ok the people who live are out at work. We wander over to the alleyway up the side of house (come see my block paving he said lol). He then comes up behind me, pulls down my jeans to my knees and takes me from behind, hard and fast... omg it was fantastic. We came out of the alleyway, mothers from my local school were on their way to fetch kids... it seemed sooooo naughty. So bloody horny tho. Whenever i walk past that house, i think about that time and get a kinda butterfly feeling in the pit of my stomach.
I recently heard from this guy again after an absence of a couple of years, and he said that fuck was just amazing...
Suze xx

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
Apologies for the frankness, I just read Dawnies 'skirt up and over while bending in the freezer' confession and its set me off

Why do I get the blame for your naughty thoughts confused

Oh well, there have been a few times, most of them related to hotel bedrooms which have an effect on me but we have had a couple of moments dunno

Ian and I had been out for a pub lunch without the kids. It was a really quiet pub and well, I just had an urge so under the table I was giving Ian a bj redface

Leaving rather quickly we raced home and only just got in the front door and fucked on the stairs.
I'm being told to post something else. In a bar at the bowling alley and I had an urge so got under the table to give Ian a bj :?
Think I should log off before I say too much :lol2:

17 Mar 2007

hurry up in that shower Pink!

sorry Dark, back now, phew that's better.
Thought of another one (feeling horny now) re-reading your one Dark about a lovely cock....
Had a 6some recently that was mind blowing, all of us clearly really fancied each other and after jacuzzi and pool flirting we had an amazing time. One of the guys (behind me) had a perfect cock (oh christ the thought of it sets me off...) the other one (at the front)had an equally nice and delicious one. As they both came almost simultaneously I shouted "BINGO both ends!" F**K - the memory :lickface:
whoops think I need to go again...
pink x

17 Mar 2007

Quote by blueandpink
whoops think I need to go again...
pink x

I'm still in there.... lol

Erm, about another 15 minutes....:giggle:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Why do I get the blame for your naughty thoughts

because you arevery naughty and its easier to blame you than admit the idea came from the deepest recesses of my mind cos i want to hear all aboutwhat makes people tick sexually :lol2:

17 Mar 2007

whoops think I need to go again...
pink x

I'm still in there.... lol

Erm, about another 15 minutes....:giggle:
I'm coming Dlep (won't be long I tell you reading this thread...) clothes off, naked, just joining you...oooohhhh what's that I can feel?
pink x

17 Mar 2007

Quote by blueandpink
I'm coming Dlep (won't be long I tell you reading this thread...) clothes off, naked, just joining you...oooohhhh what's that I can feel?
pink x

Erm, the soap? dunno

:giggle:

17 Mar 2007

I'm coming Dlep (won't be long I tell you reading this thread...) clothes off, naked, just joining you...oooohhhh what's that I can feel?
pink x

Erm, the soap? dunno

:giggle:
Nah it doesn't taste like soap....

17 Mar 2007

Mmmmm gotta be that intense stomach turning kiss.......hair held tightly, pulling your head back, gentle nibbles, teasing kisses along your lips, jaw, neck, shoulders and back again......resulting in *waking up and finding it was all a dream* Or was it?
My memories shot away these days confused

:?

17 Mar 2007

Quote by anais
Mmmmm gotta be that intense stomach turning kiss.......hair held tightly, pulling your head back, gentle nibbles, teasing kisses along your lips, jaw, neck, shoulders and back again......

Ooohh I am soooooooooo looking forward to Bristol :shock: