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Fire Safety Knows how to use a hose
Forester Handy with a chopper
Global Conservation Can have sex without farting
Guide It goes HERE
Heritage sex in places of outstanding natural beauty
Hiker does it with boots on
Hill Walker this is a typo, surely?
Hobbies licking stamps, just for the practice
Interpreter I already know what voulez vous etc means
Librarian shags banned members?
Life Saver mouth to mouth (or lips to lips) expert
Martial Arts going through the kama sutra with soldiers
Master at Arms Grade 5 Dom
Mechanic knows how to use a cranking handle
Meteorologist cum rain or cum shine
Model Maker builds Claudia Schiffers out of eggboxes and sticky back plastic
My Faith praying while having sex.. "Oooooooh GOOOOOOOD!!"
Naturalist no artificial flavours
Basic Nautical Skills knows how to rock your boat
Nautical Skills as above, a bit wetter
Advanced Nautical Skills REALLY knows how to rock your boat!
Nautical Skills training options learning how to put on a "lifejacket"
Navigator doesn't need the Guide (see above)
Orienteer takes all day but gets there in the end
Photographer point and shoot :shock:
Physical Recreation whatever yanks your chain ;)Pioneer
Power Coxswain Viagra assistance is not permitted for this award
Public Relations doing it for an audience
Pulling doing impressions of rollneck sweaters
Quartermaster dividing your attention equally between 4 co-participants
Racing Helm demonstrate the value of the occasional quickie
Radio Communicator providing live sound effects for the late nite phone-in
Skater peforming in an adult version of Starlight Express
Smallholder well, nobody's perfect
Snowsports options: sex en piste or Snowballing
Sports Enthusiast proficient in various ball games
Survival Skills knows when to come up for air
Water Sports this one's a piece o' piss
World Faiths shagging all-comers regardless of creed
Writer getting published in the Swingers Stories section
Oh I give up .... any one else want to add?
C x
Will those do?
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