Scouts?

3 Nov 2005

Someone just asked me if I'm a Boy Scout on account of someone in the chatroom making a reference to my badges rotflmao

So anyway, I got to thinking... Swinging Proficiency/Merit Badges... triangular of course and neatly sewn onto the sleeves of your best munch outfit... what would they be awarded for? :lol2:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Someone just asked me if I'm a Boy Scout on account of someone in the chatroom making a reference to my badges
So anyway, I got to thinking... Swinging Proficiency/Merit Badges... triangular of course and neatly sewn onto the sleeves of your best munch outfit... what would they be awarded for? :lol2:

Best "vanilla behavior" or "biggest munch whore" or colour coded,like the old swimming badges for "amount of snogs received".............
OK I'll shurrup now

3 Nov 2005

Dont forget the ones on the front of the shirt - one for each year of service...
Each munch could also have its own toggle/scarf like the cubs and scouts.

3 Nov 2005

Munch Badge Collectors Badge
Milage awards, bronze, silver & gold
Shags Women Proficiently Badge
Shags Men Proficiently Badge
Shags Couples Proficiently Badge
Breakfast Maker Badge
Bluexxx's Party Survivor Badge
No, Ice, can't think of any.

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Vix
Munch Badge Collectors Badge
Milage awards, bronze, silver & gold
Shags Women Proficiently Badge
Shags Men Proficiently Badge
Shags Couples Proficiently Badge
Breakfast Maker Badge
Bluexxx's Party Survivor Badge
No, Ice, can't think of any.

Milage award has to go to you and reese Vix,'cos any munch is miles from you! lol

3 Nov 2005

:bounce: ooh ohh, please can we have, "Most Threads Killed in a Year Award" ? ? m? can we? pleeeeaaase? ................... oh come on guys, I godda win sumfin, aint I? ....... :twisted:

3 Nov 2005

can I get the living too bloody far away badge biggrin

:P ...if not tiny country badge will do :P

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
:bounce: ooh ohh, please can we have, "Most Threads Killed in a Year Award" ? ? m? can we? pleeeeaaase? ................... oh come on guys, I godda win sumfin, aint I? ....... :twisted:

Nah :grin:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
:bounce: ooh ohh, please can we have, "Most Threads Killed in a Year Award" ? ? m? can we? pleeeeaaase? ................... oh come on guys, I godda win sumfin, aint I? ....... :twisted:

Nah :grin:
:shock: :shock: evil

right then ..............

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
you were sayin ? confused

eh? :twisted: :twisted:

3 Nov 2005

hehehe oh alright give him a badge somebody smile

3 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Milage award has to go to you and reese Vix,'cos any munch is miles from you!

They were in Plymouth last week and half the country had to drive past them to get to it!! Don't believe the propaganda!! :lol: :lol:

3 Nov 2005

Vicky_Uk should get best bum badge smile

Marcuso should get madest nutter badge...
I should get worst underwhear badge...
MikeC

3 Nov 2005

One for the regulars to fight out......Best Attendance Badge......maybe EagerSlut now he has joined the daytime as well as nightime posts?

3 Nov 2005

Hello u sexy little badge making boy scout !
What about "The SH member with the worst memory" badge ? and we know who should get that one dont we babe ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Hello u sexy little badge making boy scout !
What about "The SH member with the worst memory" badge ? and we know who should get that one dont we babe ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now who said that :P

3 Nov 2005

Or a badge stating :-
"Owner of a 4 four poster zimmer frame" ?
:kiss: :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

What about member lol

with the most woggles on.

3 Nov 2005

Ice
I bet you know all about this one wink

Mr goodtimez

3 Nov 2005

Should something happen if you click the litttle box with the red square in it ?
Is my PC broken ? Can I have an "owner of a broken pc" badge ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Hello u sexy little badge making boy scout !
What about "The SH member with the worst memory" badge ? and we know who should get that one dont we babe ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quote by blonde
Or a badge stating :-
"Owner of a 4 four poster zimmer frame" ?
:kiss: :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You are asking for SUCH a slap! smackbottom

:lol:

3 Nov 2005

SH angels badges (equivalent to first aid badges in the Scouts, I guess).
LC

3 Nov 2005

Pervy photography badge!
"toy" experts badge!
Outdoor Challenge
Indoor Challenge
C x

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
Pervy photography badge!
"toy" experts badge!
Outdoor Challenge
Indoor Challenge
C x

Some details on the nature of the challenges would be appreciated.
After all, a good scout must always "Be Prepared". biggrin

3 Nov 2005

Could I have a 'Prolific Avatarer' badge please?

3 Nov 2005

Administrator ................... Reckon this one goes to Mark!
Aeronautics .................. Covering the Mile High contingent
Aviation Skills training options ...... For those willing but nervous!
Angler ................... no fish jokes please rolleyes

Artist ................... piss or drawing?
Art Enthusiast .................. For the discerning vouyer
Astronomer .................. For the doggers.
Athletics .................. in case the hubby comes home early.
Camp Cook .................. mince anyone?
Camper ................. Swinging Holiday service?
Campsite Service ........... ahem .. think this is self explanatory
Canoeist ................ For those up the creek without a paddle maybe?
Caver ................ no size comments gents!
Circus Skills ................ has to be marmalaid's badge
Community .................. the official gangbang badge?
Cyclist ................. a comment came to mind but I'm too polite ;)
Dinghy Sailor .................. for those with water beds ?
D.I.Y. .................. no comment
Electronics ................. Violet wand maybe?
Emergency Aid .............. to go with the above?????
Entertainer .................. any number of people on this site
Equestrian ................... as above
Fire Safety
Forester
Global Conservation
Guide
Heritage
Hiker
Hill Walker
Hobbies
Interpreter
Librarian
Life Saver
Martial Arts
Master at Arms
Mechanic
Meteorologist
Model Maker
My Faith
Naturalist
Basic Nautical Skills
Nautical Skills
Advanced Nautical Skills
Nautical Skills training options
Navigator
Orienteer
Photographer
Physical Recreation
Pioneer
Power Coxswain
Public Relations
Pulling
Quartermaster
Racing Helm
Radio Communicator
Skater
Smallholder
Snowsports
Sports Enthusiast
Survival Skills
Water Sports
World Faiths
Writer
Oh I give up .... any one else want to add?
C x

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
Fire Safety - Andy the......
Forester
Global Conservation - Arti
Guide
Heritage
Hiker
Hill Walker
Hobbies
Interpreter -
Librarian -
Life Saver - someone very close who shall remain nameless
Martial Arts - TnH
Master at Arms - Ice
Mechanic
Meteorologist
Model Maker
My Faith
Naturist - Alex
Basic Nautical Skills
Nautical Skills
Advanced Nautical Skills
Nautical Skills training options
Navigator
Orienteer
Photographer - piercedjonPhysical Recreation
Pioneer
Power Coxswain
Public Relations - Vix
Pulling - Vix
Quartermaster
Racing Helm
Radio Communicator
Skater
Smallholder -
Snowsports
Sports Enthusiast
Survival Skills -
Water Sports - who's the biggest piss taker
World Faiths
Writer - Will
Oh I give up .... any one else want to add?
C x

Jeez I gave up as well!

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Pervy photography badge!
"toy" experts badge!
Outdoor Challenge
Indoor Challenge
C x

Some details on the nature of the challenges would be appreciated.
After all, a good scout must always "Be Prepared". biggrin

Have I not already given evidence for the Pervy Photograph badge?
C x

3 Nov 2005

ooooo I qualify for two others as well (snowsports and skater!)

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
Administrator ................... Reckon this one goes to Mark!
Aeronautics .................. Covering the Mile High contingent
Aviation Skills training options ...... For those willing but nervous!
Angler ................... no fish jokes please
Artist ................... piss or drawing?
Art Enthusiast .................. For the discerning vouyer
Astronomer .................. For the doggers.
Athletics .................. in case the hubby comes home early.
Camp Cook .................. mince anyone?
Camper ................. Swinging Holiday service?
Campsite Service ........... ahem .. think this is self explanatory
Canoeist ................ For those up the creek without a paddle maybe?
Caver ................ no size comments gents!
Circus Skills ................ has to be marmalaid's badge
Community .................. the official gangbang badge?
Cyclist ................. a comment came to mind but I'm too polite ;)
Dinghy Sailor .................. for those with water beds ?
D.I.Y. .................. no comment
Electronics ................. Violet wand maybe?
Emergency Aid .............. to go with the above?????
Entertainer .................. any number of people on this site
Equestrian ................... as above
Oh I give up .... any one else want to add?
C x

Ok, here's a few.
Forester - an oral badge.
Guide - the mentors.
Hobbies - goldfish collectors.
Interpreter - for interpreting obscure forum posts.
Librarian - anyone with a porn archive.
Martial Arts - TNH, Blue have these.
Master at Arms - Sarge.
Mechanic - sex machine fetishists
Meteorologist - more doggers.
Naturalist - change that to naturists.
Photographer - lots of those here.
Physical Recreation - anyone who has sex on a regular basis.
Pioneer - for new and unusual sexual practices.
Power Coxswain - for guys who are longstayers.
Public Relations - for attending an orgy.
Pulling - everyone at some point.
Quartermaster - anyone who invites others to stay over at theirs.
Smallholder - someone with a small penis.
Snowsports - people who go dogging in February.
Sports Enthusiast - energetic shaggers.
Survival Skills - attending Blue's partys.
Water Sports - self explanatory.
Writer - for best posts on forum.

3 Nov 2005

ooooo I qualify for two others as well (snowsports and skater!)