So dinner is set, everyone waits anxiously to tuck in, but hold on;
Who'se going to say a few words?
What are you going to say before you tuck in?
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Scuse me mr Speaker???
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Sex God
Anything you leave will be warmed up for you to have for tea :lol2:
Sex God
I'll say a few words
"Looks lovely Mam, can we start?"
:giggle:
"Looks lovely Mam, can we start?"
:giggle:
Sex God
Me at the table:
Ok, tuck in everyone.
Hang on, there's something else - I know there is.
Now what is it ???????
Gravy - no that's there.
Bread sauce - OK Mum I know you don't like it, but it's there anyway, no that's not it.
Sprouts - no, not them - having cabbage instead.
Roasties - hmmm, looking delish, not them then.
Wine? No, right there.
Damn - what have I forgotten?????
The turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, tuck in everyone.
Hang on, there's something else - I know there is.
Now what is it ???????
Gravy - no that's there.
Bread sauce - OK Mum I know you don't like it, but it's there anyway, no that's not it.
Sprouts - no, not them - having cabbage instead.
Roasties - hmmm, looking delish, not them then.
Wine? No, right there.
Damn - what have I forgotten?????
The turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
