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let me tell you alittle secret about the countess?
did you know that today whilst she was visiting
ourselves with easy (aptly named he'd do anything for
chocolate) she admitted and god know's why, that
she shave's her toe's!!!!!!!!! well people now that i
have told you that please do not send flower's
but make a small donation to a charity of your choice rotflmao
a little too much sun perhaps confused
Hey, I resent that!!!!! I shave my toes too!!!!! LoL.....
Never mind Countess, you and me can stick together hun..... wink
all of you might be the missing links but i don't shave my toes
Quote by Alexandra
Doesn't everyone? rolleyes

Nope.
nice one icepie rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I have to shave my arms too if I`m not to end up looking like:

redface surprisedops: :oops:
Venusxxx
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I have to shave my arms too if I`m not to end up looking like:

redface surprisedops: :oops:
Venusxxx

Alice?
Who the f*ck is Alice?
Quote by Ice Pie
I have to shave my arms too if I`m not to end up looking like:

redface surprisedops: :oops:
Venusxxx

Alice?
Who the f*ck is Alice?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Venusxxx
on the subject of hairy appendages - as a nurse i can say that i have seen more hair in more weird places then most people have had hot dinners! :shock:
However feel somewhat qualified to say that most women unless very lucky or very fair haired do suffer from the annoyance of hairy toes, think it should be thought of as being a cute imperfection in our otherwise beautiful bodies! lol
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on the subject of hairy appendages - as a nurse i can say that i have seen more hair in more weird places then most people have had hot dinners! :shock:
However feel somewhat qualified to say that most women unless very lucky or very fair haired do suffer from the annoyance of hairy toes, think it should be thought of as being a cute imperfection in our otherwise beautiful bodies! lol

So I shouldn't think of it as 'Hobbitt like' then?
bolt
no babes its a completely natural occurance and not remotely related to hobbit-tism or anything else supernatural ! :shock:
if u have come across partners with hairless toes they are shaving them! wink as with other intimate areas!
Quote by Ice Pie
Doesn't everyone? rolleyes

Nope.

Ive seen that foot somewhere before! :shock:
Lep, take yr socks off for a mo....... wink
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Doesn't everyone? rolleyes

Nope.

Ive seen that foot somewhere before! :shock:
Lep, take yr socks off for a mo....... wink
not my foot toes are not hairy enough and i chew my nails down
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no babes its a completely natural occurance and not remotely related to hobbit-tism or anything else supernatural ! :shock:
if u have come across partners with hairless toes they are shaving them! wink as with other intimate areas!

I don't shave my toes, simply cos they don't have any hair on them to shave!
now look!
i'm always ready to walk that extra mile, and lord knows i've suffered for it at times, but there is no flucking way i'm gonna start shaving me bloody toes as well. there's bugger all wrong with nicely coiffed ringlets on yer toes, and NOONE is about to tell me any different.
n x x x :P
Quote by Ice Pie
Doesn't everyone? rolleyes

Nope.

Do too!! There's not a hair on those toes!! :!: :!:
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Doesn't everyone? rolleyes

Nope.

Do too!! There's not a hair on those toes!! :!: :!:
cool 8-) 8-) Ummm, those would be mine then wink
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I have to shave my arms too

You forgot to mention the palms of your hands!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? lol
no comment yet from countess or easy! he must be shaving her toes? lol :lol: :lol:
oooh countess don't shave them little piggies, let em grow and then just decorate your toes to match....yep paint some faces on yer toe nails and leave the toes hairy, you can have themed feet, yep why not go for a sort of snow white thing paint some dwarf faces on your nails and they can have their own little beards....why not some Hawain girlie paintings your piggies can double as grass skirts..........look well cool and trendy.
Try one of these....... might help
cool one davej........ lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
it could set a new freakish trend with countess at the height of fashion :lol: :lol:
will easy really do anything for chocolate? :censored:
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now look!
i'm always ready to walk that extra mile, and lord knows i've suffered for it at times, but there is no flucking way i'm gonna start shaving me bloody toes as well. there's bugger all wrong with nicely coiffed ringlets on yer toes, and NOONE is about to tell me any different.

Quite right Neil, you stand up for yourself & your toes. Just out of interest..... do you use gel on your toe hair? wink
lol
That's just showing off :P
I only ever get to meet them at munches, how am I supposed to find out her secrets there :cry:
Jas
XXX
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Doesn't everyone? rolleyes

I do! smile
Welcome back Alex - Good skiing?
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