We were just having a laugh playing “Spot the Swinger” with the celebrities ( ) on Big Brother – that is suggesting which one would be the most likely to find on a swinging site, what username they would have if they joined SH and what would be on their profile. Some of ours just got very silly, but as it made my eyes water and my sides hurt, I thought it might be worth seeing what you lot could come up with for a bit of a laugh. Limiting it to BB doesn’t leave many options though – so we might as well open it up to any celebrity, celebrity couple or character from a film or TV. So, just for a jiggle, think of a celebrity/character that you can imagine being a secret swinger and create what you think their profile would look like: Name: Username: Status: Looking for: Activities: Profile Text:
name Tony Blair Profile name Bush's Slut Wife Status Unpopular Looking for Dominant but stupid single Male Activities Whatever George says i should do Profile Text Waiting on George telling me what to say
Quote by PoloLady Well 'they' say people who are creative are the best people in bed - so I was giving you all a chance to shine
Name: Dennis Norden Username: dennis_norden Status: queuing for a ticket Looking for: the credits Activities: eatiing mints Profile Text: Oldish man looking for a bit of excitment, but not too much, and no popcorn. -- Dennis
Name: George Bush Username: More_On_4U Status: Almost Single Looking for: WMD’s Activities:Outdoor Fun, Videos, Voyeurism Profile Text:Professionalist, well travilacated maturifed guy who knows the meaning of discreteification.
Name: Zac Dingle Username: Dingley Dangley Status: With Lisa Looking for: The next free pint Activities: Pussy Poacher, Fun in the Forest. Profile: Can travel and accommodate as have passion "shagging wagon''.
Quote by PoloLady Name: The Queen Username: Queenette Status: Queen of all swingers Looking for:] Everyone Activities: All or nothing Profile Text: Poshly do what no-one has done before
Name: Basil Fawlty Username: Fawlty4u69 Status: Single, but don't mention the wife Looking for: Respectable professional ladies and couples, no riff-raff, no Germans. Activities: Gourmet meals, intellectual conversation, classical music, then see what develops. Profile Text: I'm in a hotel in Torquay, any lady or couple care to join me for some fun?
Name: Robbie Williams Username: Thr0bb1e Status: Not often single Looking for: Promotion of new album Activities: Doggin, Exhibitionism Profile Text: Let me Entertain you, ooh and you, and you too Oh and Robbie Thr0bb1e, if you're lookin in :twisted: .......................
Name: Jo O'Meara Username: Jo 'O' Status: Ex S Club 7 Looking for: 6 others to form a new band called SH Club 7! Activities: 7somes or two 3somes but that leaves 1 out - not me hopefully! Profile Text:There ain't no party like an SH Club party!
Name: Sophie Anderton Username: FUKKED_up Status: Single Looking for: Attention Activities: Exhibitionism, anything where there might be a camera Profile Text: Reality scenarios are my forté
Name: Derek Trotter Username: TIT_1 Status: Creme de menthe wide boy. Looking for: A new van, classy birds and hookie gear. Activities: Drinking dodgy cocktails, ducking and diving. Profile Text: No chandeliers/blow-up dolls or plonkers! London Paris Peckham.
Name: David Bowie Username: Ziggy Status: Spaceman Looking for: Anything I've not done before Activities: Sex, singing, fishing and fashion Profile Text: I'd rather stay here with all the madmen then perish with the sadmen roaming free. And I'd rather play here with all the madmen for I'm quite content they're all as sane as me
Name: Grace (from BB7) Username: Najinski Status: Hanging in there Looking for: A fight Activities: Watersports Profile Text: I'm an expert in lubricating other women
It was your post that got me started :rotflmao: Bluddy brilliant!!
Quote by varca Name: Pete and Kate Username: Coca_Shambles Status: May be/Might not be...Married Looking For: A fix Activities: Blowing....off... somewhere in the vicinity of The Ivy Profile: Emaciated woman and wannabee rock star wish to meet for blow.... jobs, interested parties please form a straight line here..... and here... and here... and here.... and here....
Name: Rod Stewart Username: TheRod Status: Married, Almost Divorced, Single, Almost Married, Married, Divorced, Almost Single, Almost Married, Almost Single Looking for: Females Activities: I have some footballer mates so I might try dogging. Profile Text: If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on hunny let me know. I can accommodate, so you can Stay With Me but... in the morning, don't say you love, cos’ I'll only kick you out the door. I may ask you to wake up if I think I've got something to say to you. I can't give you all of my heart, there’s someone who’s torn it apart and she’s taken just all that I had. But if you want I’ll try to love again or we could go sailing instead.
these are all :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: who needs Robbie to Entertain Us me please :rascal:
Name: Mr & Mrs Beckham Username: Posh_n_Dim Status: Cannot comment at this time, we are saving that announcement for an exclusive. Looking for: Celebrity Weddings or anything to keep us in some form of limelight. Activities: Nothing notable for quite sometime. Profile Text: Dim (m) is hoping moving to this site will give him a chance to play a bit more, he hasn’t scored in ages and is bursting to shoot at something open. Posh (f) would like it to be a hit, but she’s said that every time and so far been disappointed. I think she was more comfortable in a group situation.
Name: Pink Username: Pink Pussy Status: Who cares? Looking for: Sassy Seren Activities: anything involving 2 or more women, a dildo and a tub of Hargan Daas :twisted: Profile Text: If anyone knows Sassy's addy please message me what?
Name: Liam Gallagher Username: Hat_E_Chewed Status: Almost married Looking for: My middle two fingers Activities: Apart from waving my index and middle fingers about, trying to shake out the middle two - Shaggin, doggin, BJin - innit! Profile Text: Let me lay out my invisible rolls of carpet I have under my arms, and Definitely Maybe we can shag?
Name: Daffyd Username: Gay1 Status: Gay Looking for: Gay Activities: Gay Profile Text: I don’t expect to meet anyone 'ere – I am the only gay in the village
Name: Noel Edmunds Username: Little Big Horn Status: God on Earth – agree or fear my wrath! Looking for: A desperate last shot at fame. That, and women who are far too tall and young for me. Activities: Sulking, smirking, slimeing and styling my hair Profile text: I want adoration, worship me and do my bidding. I particularly enjoy being rimmed and your voyeurism.
Chris Tarrant. Username: 50/50 Status: Soon to be divorced Looking for: Sympathy Activities: Fishing and phoning friends Profile Text:............................yes, it is my final answer :smug:
Name Bruce Wayne Username Bat_man Status Single Looking for Boy wonder Activities Wearing tights, hanging out in seedy places after dark, wrestling men Profile Text Young man sort, must be into roleplay and dressing up. No Jokers or penguins
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) on Big Brother – that is suggesting which one would be the most likely to find on a swinging site, what username they would have if they joined SH and what would be on their profile.
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