Secret society..................Let everyone know!!

7 Jan 2005

Just been talking to my mate and he was prattling on about the masons and what was involved .It got me light heartedly thinking.......Swingers secret society.......meeting over the internet.......have their own individual rituals.......so what about a secret a funny hand shake but something unique to let people you meet in your normal everyday life :wink know that you are a ,hopefully amusing ,suggestions?
Johnnyrubs wink

7 Jan 2005

grab them by the crotch
wink

7 Jan 2005

:shock:

7 Jan 2005

If you run into someone that you know is a swinger, why dont you just walk up to them and discreetly say "HELLO THERE SEXY< HOW YOU DOING? IVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A WHILE! YOU STILL A SWINGER THEN?"

7 Jan 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: works best in church or quiet pub :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:

7 Jan 2005

Quote by johnnyrubs
Just been talking to my mate and he was prattling on about the masons and what was involved .It got me light heartedly thinking.......Swingers secret society.......meeting over the internet.......have their own individual rituals.......so what about a secret a funny hand shake but something unique to let people you meet in your normal everyday life :wink know that you are a ,hopefully amusing ,suggestions?
Johnnyrubs

The secret sign already exists. Evidently you haven't been invited to take part in the swingitiation ceremony, or you would know it. I think it goes without saying that I'm not going to describe it in an open forum for obvious reasons.
What I can tell you though is that turning up at a munch with one of your trouser legs at half mast will definitely get you noticed. lol

7 Jan 2005

:twisted:

7 Jan 2005

Im sure an Ice Pie developed
'Munch Bunch'Badge is all you will ever need wink

7 Jan 2005

Was gonna tell you about all of these subtle signs and not told you what they really meant, but that would have been too mean...
In the gay semiotic the body is divided into sides, the left representing the aggressive, the right the passive. Any sign placed on the left side indicates that the wearer will always take an active role during sexual activity. Conversely, a sign on the right side of the body indicates passive behavior. Three basic signifiers are recognized: handkerchiefs, keys and earrings. Handkerchiefs are assigned meaning by color. A blue handkerchief is a signifier for anal intercourse. A blue handkerchief in the left hip pocket indicates that the wearer will assume the dominant role. Conversely, a blue handkerchief in the right hip pocket indicates that the wearer will play the passive role.
Red handkerchiefs signify behavior relating to anal/hand insertion, while black handkerchiefs indicate masochistic/sadistic tendencies. Yellow handkerchiefs represent sexual activities with the participant's urine, or 'water sports'.
Keys hung from a metal clasp attached to a belt loop are another common signifier for gay activity. While the body orientation remains constant, keys are not indicative of specific types of sexual activity.
The earring is sometimes employed as a sign, but is rather vague in meaning. While handkerchiefs and keys have either masculine or neutral connotations, the earring has strong feminine implications and at times is simply an object of fashion. The earring is a somewhat confused signifier, because its uses and meanings are so varied.
{Author uncredited, taken from }

7 Jan 2005

And how does a hetero who wants to wear handkerchiefs, keys and earrings avoid getting hit on by gay people who think it's an invitation? dunno

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
And how does a hetero who wants to wear handkerchiefs, keys and earrings avoid getting hit on by gay people who think it's an invitation?

stay out of gay bars, and remote mens toilets rolleyes

7 Jan 2005

Quote by johnneuk1
And how does a hetero who wants to wear handkerchiefs, keys and earrings avoid getting hit on by gay people who think it's an invitation?

stay out of gay bars, and remote mens toilets rolleyes

And San Fransisco.

7 Jan 2005

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
And how does a hetero who wants to wear handkerchiefs, keys and earrings avoid getting hit on by gay people who think it's an invitation?

stay out of gay bars, and remote mens toilets rolleyes

And San Fransisco.
Fair enough lol

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
What I can tell you though is that turning up at a munch with one of your trouser legs at half mast will definitely get you noticed.

The lying :fuckinghell: . They told me at my first munch I had to rub my exposed breasts on every mans penis and walk around with a dildo up my arse, all as part of the initiation. Do you mean to say I only had to pull up one trouser leg ??? mad

7 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
What I can tell you though is that turning up at a munch with one of your trouser legs at half mast will definitely get you noticed.

The lying :fuckinghell: . They told me at my first munch I had to rub my exposed breasts on every mans penis and walk around with a dildo up my arse, all as part of the initiation. Do you mean to say I only had to pull up one trouser leg ??? mad

No, that's the initiation for males. You were quite correct in your adherence to the female version of the ceremony. rotflmao

7 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
What I can tell you though is that turning up at a munch with one of your trouser legs at half mast will definitely get you noticed.

The lying :fuckinghell: . They told me at my first munch I had to rub my exposed breasts on every mans penis and walk around with a dildo up my arse, all as part of the initiation. Do you mean to say I only had to pull up one trouser leg ??? mad

but whos leg confused

: how far up :?:

7 Jan 2005

So carrying my keys on a carabiner (Full size climbing one) is an invitation, uh oh smile

Still think I can live with the offers, even if I have to politly refuse.

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
What I can tell you though is that turning up at a munch with one of your trouser legs at half mast will definitely get you noticed.

The lying :fuckinghell: . They told me at my first munch I had to rub my exposed breasts on every mans penis and walk around with a dildo up my arse, all as part of the initiation. Do you mean to say I only had to pull up one trouser leg ??? mad

No, that's the initiation for males. You were quite correct in your adherence to the female version of the ceremony. rotflmao

When can I take the dildo out???? rolleyes

7 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
What I can tell you though is that turning up at a munch with one of your trouser legs at half mast will definitely get you noticed.

The lying :fuckinghell: . They told me at my first munch I had to rub my exposed breasts on every mans penis and walk around with a dildo up my arse, all as part of the initiation. Do you mean to say I only had to pull up one trouser leg ??? mad

No, that's the initiation for males. You were quite correct in your adherence to the female version of the ceremony. rotflmao

When can I take the dildo out???? rolleyes

Let your need to poo guide you.

7 Jan 2005

the great bear himself,winny wink

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Was gonna tell you about all of these subtle signs and not told you what they really meant, but that would have been too mean...

Very OLD sign for Lesbian that I still adhere to = pinkie ring.
Funny though - after reading Judy's "Pink" thread I did wonder if it was worth looking at designing and marketing a discrete pin badge for swingers.
Hmmm - might have to give that some thought then. Any ideas welcome.

7 Jan 2005

how about triangle with two balls at each bottom corner representing a pendulum , which of course swings :!: diffrent colour for diffrent swinger types
rolleyes

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
What I can tell you though is that turning up at a munch with one of your trouser legs at half mast will definitely get you noticed.

The lying :fuckinghell: . They told me at my first munch I had to rub my exposed breasts on every mans penis and walk around with a dildo up my arse, all as part of the initiation. Do you mean to say I only had to pull up one trouser leg ??? mad

No, that's the initiation for males. You were quite correct in your adherence to the female version of the ceremony. rotflmao

:D :D

7 Jan 2005

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Funny though - after reading Judy's "Pink" thread I did wonder if it was worth looking at designing and marketing a discrete pin badge for swingers.
Hmmm - might have to give that some thought then. Any ideas welcome.

Been considered a few times but as far as I know we never got it actually underway smile

Still the calendar after a few times round the block is coming together, maybe time is ripe for another run at a SH pin?

7 Jan 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Funny though - after reading Judy's "Pink" thread I did wonder if it was worth looking at designing and marketing a discrete pin badge for swingers.
Hmmm - might have to give that some thought then. Any ideas welcome.

Been considered a few times but as far as I know we never got it actually underway smile

Still the calendar after a few times round the block is coming together, maybe time is ripe for another run at a SH pin?
Misschief came up with a nice design and I did a few variations on it... can't find the flippin file now... might be on my puter at work, I'll see if I can find it on monday.