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Gone to get some of the shite collected from here out of my head.
When the men in white coats say I am cured I will be back. wink
Phredd
didn`t anyone tell you.......................
this is the nuthouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the funny farm........cocks & bulls everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
How do you tell when it's time to do this - will anyone notice !
Oi :shock: :shock:
FFS RE a PM I've had I've looked into it and it would appear that SH rule 297534865 sub section d paragraph h clearly states:
The running of a swinging forum is only allowable if it has a resident first aider or failing that it must be equiped with one one site medic who must have a unique sense of humour.

Sorry mate rules are rules you'd better come back biggrin :D :D
Sod discretion :shock: Call me sentimental but this coupled with a PM has spured me to post confused
Phredd my friend it takes a few seconds to fire me off a PM or E Mail i've lost your addy rolleyes redface when you nip in for a browse can I have one please biggrin :D
Failing that later today I shall be forced to launch a nation wide Medic hunt :shock: and trust me it'll cover every avenue :? :?
My spies have already been out and about and think they may have seen you in the northern holiday mecca that is Blackpool lol Now it's an unconfirmed sighting so we are unsure if its you or King Kong after a bloody good crash diet. :D :D
Seen this morning using his usual chat up lines on the local girlies

Got the wrong end of the stick when looking for a Beafeater though.
H.x
Quote by H-x
Got the wrong end of the stick when looking for a Beafeater though.
H.x

I much prefer pork eaters :twisted:
I know roof surfing is an extreme and dangerous pass time for some cheeky young scamps but ffs surely this is pushing it to the extreme even for the most brave/foolhardy of youths :shock: :shock:

seen trying to get a birdseye view of sh towers
H.x
OMG I've just had a thought confused :? Take this .........................................................................
Quote by mdr2000
Well the next BIG brother is almost upon us (the program that is lol)

Couple it with the fact that Phredd has decided to take a rear seat for a while so to speak,
na he wouldn't :? would he :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
MMmmmmm locked in a house with a load of sex starved fellow inmates for 13 weeks, damn why didn't I think of that....
H.x
FFS we've been looking high and low for him and I return home weary and hungry and what do I find? He's only nipped round for a brew whilst I was out rolleyes :roll:

Cheers for the PM mate smile :) :)
..................small hijack
sheddy do you ever sleep :giggle:
hijack over
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quote by The-Ring
sheddy do you ever sleep :giggle:

Gods honest truth ? at the moment no I'm getting about 3hr's a night in :shock: so all late night / early morning pm's msn's or posts are more than welcome. lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by sheddy

sheddy do you ever sleep :giggle:

Gods honest truth ? at the moment no I'm getting about 3hr's a night in :shock: so all late night / early morning pm's msn's or posts are more than welcome. lol :lol: :lol:
see around 3 am then chat 1 the beach bar :giggle: :giggle:
as you are no longer a chat vigin rotflmao
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
By christ Davina's looking fine :smitten: :smitten: can't say really blame phredd for going there biggrin :D Now if SHE could only learn TO PRESENT a programme WITHOUT SHOUTING random words IN EVERY sentence SHE could APPLY for the JOB of sheddy's GIRLFRIEND :D :D
Quote by The-Ring

sheddy do you ever sleep :giggle:

Gods honest truth ? at the moment no I'm getting about 3hr's a night in :shock: so all late night / early morning pm's msn's or posts are more than welcome. lol :lol: :lol:
see around 3 am then chat 1 the beach bar :giggle: :giggle:
as you are no longer a chat vigin rotflmao
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
oooi sheedy where were you at 3am
i waited up especially :rotflmao:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
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oooi sheedy where were you at 3am

3 am ? <ponders> I think I was on to be honest, I was up and may have auto logged out but I deffnitely up and about because I was chatting with a friend in the land of kangaroo's who emigrated last year biggrin :D :D