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jameybruce
Sexlightened
so I'm sat here browsing, and just getting that little bit wet after looking at all those profiles, so have had a little dip into the undies.
We all know you guys have a regular knuckle shuffle, have a close relationship with Mrs Palm and her daughters (or whatever term is used these days) and that you like to watch us at it and I remembered watching an episode of Seinfeld (the contest) about who would manage refraining for the longest.
Well then, how long can you refrain from having a bout of an orgy for one?
I'm off in a few minutes I think!
Nope. Off now. redface
Lilmiss
Sex God
I can, without a doubt honestly say i have never looked at profile pics and had to "dip into my undies" to "self abuse".
Not that i don't find some peoples pics nice.. but its just not my thing and takes a lot more to give me a "wet" on.
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Quote by jameybruce
so I'm sat here browsing, and just getting that little bit wet after looking at all those profiles, so have had a little dip into the undies.
We all know you guys have a regular knuckle shuffle, have a close relationship with Mrs Palm and her daughters (or whatever term is used these days) and that you like to watch us at it and I remembered watching an episode of Seinfeld (the contest) about who would manage refraining for the longest.
Well then, how long can you refrain from having a bout of an orgy for one?
I'm off in a few minutes I think!
Nope. Off now. redface

Yay, my profile is being looked at :giggle:
I often get 'the stir' when I look at profiles, but never given myself pumpers lump!
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Pictures dont do it for me unfortunately neither does porn as such,
Give me a good story or me involved in a roll play scene and i might just get wet.
Saying that i can get stirrings for no apparent reason
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I can, without a doubt honestly say i have never looked at profile pics and had to "dip into my undies" to "self abuse".
Not that i don't find some peoples pics nice.. but its just not my thing and takes a lot more to give me a "wet" on.

:thumbup: yeah, I agree.
Unknown User
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

pot & kettle? :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

rolleyes I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Lilmiss
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

rolleyes I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Im quiet n shy me redface
Unknown User
Quote by Lilmiss
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

rolleyes I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Im quiet n shy me redface
I so wish Admin would create a 'coffee meets screen' emoticon! :giggle:
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

rolleyes I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Mar that deaf lady said you were quiet! :giggle: she didnt have her hearing aid switched on :laughabove:
Lilmiss
Sex God
I have to admit tho.......... When Spelndid_ tells us all about what her and worlass get up to... that does cause a "wet" on redface
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I have to admit tho.......... When Spelndid_ tells us all about what her and worlass get up to... that does cause a "wet" on redface

Ooooh... redface me too!
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
I have to admit tho.......... When Spelndid_ tells us all about what her and worlass get up to... that does cause a "wet" on redface

Ooooh... redface me too!
Three redface
Splendid does have a way with words biggrin
Lilmiss
Sex God
Phew!!!!!
So glad im not on my own!!! lol
Woohoo
Mod
Doesn't bother me, altho if "Splen" spoke with a posh accent then I would be well hot and bothered, but as much chance of that as well, feck knows really lol lol
Unknown User
I only think of it as 'abuse' when I have a handfull of wet sand
lp
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I only think of it as 'abuse' when I have a handfull of wet sand
lp

rotflmao
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Doesn't bother me, altho if "Splen" spoke with a posh accent then I would be well hot and bothered, but as much chance of that as well, feck knows really lol lol

What makes you think she doesn't? wink
Calista
Sex God
Pictures don't do it for me. Porn is more of a mood setter than just for my pleasure.
I'm much more of an erotic stories kinda gal!
As for how often ..... as often as I an get away with ;)
Unknown User
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink
Calista
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink

I know :twisted: My problem is finding the time to do it, there's always a child roaming round asking what I'm doing mad
jameybruce
Sexlightened
Quote by winchwench
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink

definately! I was given a 'black lace' novel a little while back for holiday reading and like a moron started to read it on the plane. If it wasn't for the fact that it was a Thompson short haul three abreast to corfu I'd have been humping for England before the breakfast came around.
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by Calista
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink

I know :twisted: My problem is finding the time to do it, there's always a child roaming round asking what I'm doing mad
I print a few of while im online banking or buying stuff of ebay then hide em til later in the day when children are asleep
wouldnt mind a work/kid safe option for here though