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jameybruce
Sexlightened
so I'm sat here browsing, and just getting that little bit wet after looking at all those profiles, so have had a little dip into the undies.
We all know you guys have a regular knuckle shuffle, have a close relationship with Mrs Palm and her daughters (or whatever term is used these days) and that you like to watch us at it and I remembered watching an episode of Seinfeld (the contest) about who would manage refraining for the longest.
Well then, how long can you refrain from having a bout of an orgy for one?
I'm off in a few minutes I think!
Nope. Off now. redface
Lilmiss
Sex God
I can, without a doubt honestly say i have never looked at profile pics and had to "dip into my undies" to "self abuse".
Not that i don't find some peoples pics nice.. but its just not my thing and takes a lot more to give me a "wet" on.
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Quote by jameybruce
so I'm sat here browsing, and just getting that little bit wet after looking at all those profiles, so have had a little dip into the undies.
We all know you guys have a regular knuckle shuffle, have a close relationship with Mrs Palm and her daughters (or whatever term is used these days) and that you like to watch us at it and I remembered watching an episode of Seinfeld (the contest) about who would manage refraining for the longest.
Well then, how long can you refrain from having a bout of an orgy for one?
I'm off in a few minutes I think!
Nope. Off now. redface

Yay, my profile is being looked at :giggle:
I often get 'the stir' when I look at profiles, but never given myself pumpers lump!
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Pictures dont do it for me unfortunately neither does porn as such,
Give me a good story or me involved in a roll play scene and i might just get wet.
Saying that i can get stirrings for no apparent reason
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I can, without a doubt honestly say i have never looked at profile pics and had to "dip into my undies" to "self abuse".
Not that i don't find some peoples pics nice.. but its just not my thing and takes a lot more to give me a "wet" on.

:thumbup: yeah, I agree.
Unknown User
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

pot & kettle? :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

:roll: I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Lilmiss
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

:roll: I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Im quiet n shy me redface
Unknown User
Quote by Lilmiss
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

:roll: I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Im quiet n shy me redface
I so wish Admin would create a 'coffee meets screen' emoticon! :giggle:
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites. rolleyes

:roll: I know it leaves no room for us quiet ones
Mar that deaf lady said you were quiet! :giggle: she didnt have her hearing aid switched on :laughabove:
Lilmiss
Sex God
I have to admit tho.......... When Spelndid_ tells us all about what her and worlass get up to... that does cause a "wet" on redface
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I have to admit tho.......... When Spelndid_ tells us all about what her and worlass get up to... that does cause a "wet" on redface

Ooooh... surprisedops: me too!
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
I have to admit tho.......... When Spelndid_ tells us all about what her and worlass get up to... that does cause a "wet" on redface

Ooooh... surprisedops: me too!
Three :oops:
Splendid does have a way with words biggrin
Lilmiss
Sex God
Phew!!!!!
So glad im not on my own!!! lol
Woohoo
Mod
Doesn't bother me, altho if "Splen" spoke with a posh accent then I would be well hot and bothered, but as much chance of that as well, feck knows really lol :lol:
Unknown User
I only think of it as 'abuse' when I have a handfull of wet sand
lp
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I only think of it as 'abuse' when I have a handfull of wet sand
lp

rotflmao
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Doesn't bother me, altho if "Splen" spoke with a posh accent then I would be well hot and bothered, but as much chance of that as well, feck knows really lol :lol:

What makes you think she doesn't? wink
Calista
Sex God
Pictures don't do it for me. Porn is more of a mood setter than just for my pleasure.
I'm much more of an erotic stories kinda gal!
As for how often ..... as often as I an get away with ;)
Unknown User
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink
Calista
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink

I know :twisted: My problem is finding the time to do it, there's always a child roaming round asking what I'm doing mad
jameybruce
Sexlightened
Quote by winchwench
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink

definately! I was given a 'black lace' novel a little while back for holiday reading and like a moron started to read it on the plane. If it wasn't for the fact that it was a Thompson short haul three abreast to corfu I'd have been humping for England before the breakfast came around.
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by Calista
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies. wink

I know :twisted: My problem is finding the time to do it, there's always a child roaming round asking what I'm doing mad
I print a few of while im online banking or buying stuff of ebay then hide em til later in the day when children are asleep
wouldnt mind a work/kid safe option for here though