Self pleasure!

14 Aug 2007

Quote by lyns
I heard about this on a boys night out and got the then G/F (who wa a kinky so and so) to try it - pop up half an Alka Seltza ! She said the fizzing and frothing was amazing, and no complaint of a headache either !!

For fear of sounding stupid rolleyes

, pop it where excatly confused

: :shock:

Ive heard this one before... the guy puts it on his tongue too and the fizz pop bang makes ya errmmm smile! confused

Chilli is interesting! Tho please do not use a whole one, nor insert it :lol2: :lol2:
Edited to add: Shaz... dont try the chilli eh?? It was a joke. I wont be held responsible!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

14 Aug 2007

Oh Tonyyyyyyy...have you tried Ginger Root? Meant to be good evil

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Sorry Im in a funny mood today.....I'll behave now shall I? confused

14 Aug 2007

Quote by anais
I heard about this on a boys night out and got the then G/F (who wa a kinky so and so) to try it - pop up half an Alka Seltza ! She said the fizzing and frothing was amazing, and no complaint of a headache either !!

For fear of sounding stupid rolleyes

, pop it where excatly confused

: :shock:

Ive heard this one before... the guy puts it on his tongue too and the fizz pop bang makes ya errmmm smile! confused

Thanks

thats kind of what I thought but just wanted to check lol

14 Aug 2007

Quote by ToshUK
Just to hold up the honour of men who so far haven't been too adventurous.
I have brought myself off by squatting and rubbing my cock between my lubricated ankles.
Well, all I can say is that I read about it once and had to try it.
I have also come from a powerful shower jet but it took a while.
And of course we have all tried and failed to suck it ourselves. One day a hilarious DVD will come out with these attempts. All that happens is that you get a gobbet of spunk in your eye.

Den can't get anywhere near his ankles, nothing to do with,ahem, size... more the fact he's not flexible enough! lol

How the hell does that one work anyway??
Shower jet- always... but also a jacuzzi yet when i was staying in a hotel and quite a bit younger, with lots of people in the pool it overlooked! :shock: redface

14 Aug 2007

self pleasure?
I like to have a hand
lp
somebody will already have said that won't they?.. won't they?

14 Aug 2007

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I'm not admitting to anything which makes a change :lol2:
I have heard cucumbers are better at room temperature though as straight from the fridge can be a little too cold

You can't play innocent with us you know :shock:
That twinkle gives it all away lol

Tony

Wow Tony!!! have you seen Dawnie's twinkle??? :twisted:

14 Aug 2007

Quote by firelizard
I'm not admitting to anything which makes a change :lol2:
I have heard cucumbers are better at room temperature though as straight from the fridge can be a little too cold

You can't play innocent with us you know :shock:
That twinkle gives it all away lol

Tony

Wow Tony!!! have you seen Dawnie's twinkle??? :twisted:
rotflmao

I think he means the one in my eyes you dirty young lady rolleyes

14 Aug 2007

Quote by ToshUK
Just to hold up the honour of men who so far haven't been too adventurous.

Have you never tried a vacuum cleaner? That's one hell of a bj!

14 Aug 2007

Quote by Philfuller
Just to hold up the honour of men who so far haven't been too adventurous.

Have you never tried a vacuum cleaner? That's one hell of a bj!
It's also a trip to casualty if you're not careful - my daughter has seen the effect of this in the hospital she works at!

14 Aug 2007

we know a song about that don't we?
wasn't Frank Zappa at casualty was it?
lp

14 Aug 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
we know a song about that don't we?
wasn't Frank Zappa at casualty was it?
lp

Not unless he was at a Sheffield hospital a couple of weeks ago!

14 Aug 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
we know a song about that don't we?
wasn't Frank Zappa at casualty was it?
lp

Not unless he was at a Sheffield hospital a couple of weeks ago!
I think if he was, he'd be looking a bit rough....he died quite sometime ago now lol

What a talented and funny man he was too R.I.P

14 Aug 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
we know a song about that don't we?
wasn't Frank Zappa at casualty was it?
lp

Not unless he was at a Sheffield hospital a couple of weeks ago!
Jeez - Angelica can tell you some stories on that too!!
.

14 Aug 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I'm not admitting to anything which makes a change :lol2:
I have heard cucumbers are better at room temperature though as straight from the fridge can be a little too cold

You can't play innocent with us you know :shock:
That twinkle gives it all away lol

Tony

Wow Tony!!! have you seen Dawnie's twinkle??? :twisted:
rotflmao

I think he means the one in my eyes you dirty young lady rolleyes

Does he feck cool

14 Aug 2007

in my youth...a brut 33 (remember that lol

) bottle, an impulse bottle (I wonder if they know how popular their product is for self lovin' lol

and a sausage redface

(raw :shock: that was cooked and scoffed by mr bone :twisted: )
oh, and a police truncheon :shock: redface

14 Aug 2007

did once have a horrible experience with a vibrator whos batteries had leaked acid........ :eeek: :shock:

14 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
did once have a horrible experience with a vibrator whos batteries had leaked acid........ :eeek: :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

14 Aug 2007

i have was told by a friend (yeah yeah were going to believe that one!) he used a cored apple..the centre being slightly tapered to rub up and down on his willy..being str8 out of the fridge it was cold and wet inside...it worked well i have to say ( ooops mean he told me) and you can still eat it for pudding if u take careful aim or give it to a friend

15 Aug 2007

Quote by johnate_uk
i have was told by a friend (yeah yeah were going to believe that one!) he used a cored apple..the centre being slightly tapered to rub up and down on his willy..being str8 out of the fridge it was cold and wet inside...it worked well i have to say ( ooops mean he told me) and you can still eat it for pudding if u take careful aim or give it to a friend

Doesn't that come under the banner of 'original sin'? ;-)
By the way, :welcome: to the Cafe!

15 Aug 2007

Quote by firelizard
I'm not admitting to anything which makes a change :lol2:
I have heard cucumbers are better at room temperature though as straight from the fridge can be a little too cold

You can't play innocent with us you know :shock:
That twinkle gives it all away lol

Tony

Wow Tony!!! have you seen Dawnie's twinkle??? :twisted:
Dawnie tried to bribe me in chat the other day by offering to show me her twinkles... I told her I'd seen them before, on more that one occasion. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :P
Thought everyone had seen Dawnies twinkles tho? confused

:giggle:

15 Aug 2007

Quote by easy
Dawnie tried to bribe me in chat the other day by offering to show me her twinkles... I told her I'd seen them before, on more that one occasion. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :P
Thought everyone had seen Dawnies twinkles tho? :giggle:

I am here you know rolleyes

:giggle:

15 Aug 2007

Somebody mention Dawn's Twinkies? :shock: :shock: :shock: silly

hwoar:

hwoar: :smitten: :smitten:

15 Aug 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Somebody mention Dawn's Twinkies? :shock: :shock: :shock: hwoar: hwoar: hwoar: :smitten: :smitten:

She offered them to me once :smug: :inlove:

15 Aug 2007

She displayed her twinkies in our living room once as well :shock:

15 Aug 2007

I can see a thread coming on redface

Who has seen Dawnies Twinkies and where :giggle:

15 Aug 2007

I haven't seen them sad

and now I'm feeling left out.
lol

16 Aug 2007

Quote by easy
Thought everyone had seen Dawnies twinkles tho? :giggle:

I thought part of the TOS was to see Dawnie's Twinkles lol

16 Aug 2007

Quote by martin_bg_2000_uk
I haven't seen them and now I'm feeling left out.

Awwwwwww I'm sorry Martin, you should try catching me in the chatrooms with my cam on, you never know :giggle:
Actually, come to that, catch me at a social or munch near you rotflmao

29 Sep 2008

*blows of the cobwebs*
bit of a bumpity for a fab thread hump

29 Sep 2008

ohhh I just got excited thinking Shaz and Tony were back :
I'm sure Easy will be back to discuss Dawnie Twinkies in more deails :lol2: smile