We are quite new to this site and have been looking at the sending gifts bit to people.
well what can i say it seems who ever dreamed up that all chestnut needs a bit more of an imagination !!!!!!
Whats wrong with being able to send a vibrator or a whip, or at least something sexual !!!
maybe it just me but it all seems a bit daft l
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Sex God
Quote by mandyandjohnuk
We are quite new to this site and have been looking at the sending gifts bit to people.
well what can i say it seems who ever dreamed up that all chestnut needs a bit more of an imagination !!!!!!
Whats wrong with being able to send a vibrator or a whip, or at least something sexual !!!
maybe it just me but it all seems a bit daft lol
regards john x
HMMMM I was only joking too but the evidence is growing
evidence ? now your getting us worried !! Lol
mandy and john xx
HMMMM I was only joking too but the evidence is growing
mandy and john xx
Quote by tweeky
We are quite new to this site and have been looking at the sending gifts bit to people.
well what can i say it seems who ever dreamed up that all chestnut needs a bit more of an imagination !!!!!!
Whats wrong with being able to send a vibrator or a whip, or at least something sexual !!!
maybe it just me but it all seems a bit daft lol
regards john x
HMMMM I was only joking too but the evidence is growing
..Sounds like the profile free member's plan to collect postcodes :cool:
Sex God
If I'm honest I think they suck and need updating, so what would you like on the list?
Quote by st3v3
If I'm honest I think they suck and need updating, so what would you like on the list?
I got a list of things I want as a gift from Shi, Most include lube, bacon sarnies in bed and that hot Swedish Aupair to look after me. Dunno if you can fit these into the gifts cause it doesn't look like Shi got them for my birthday.
Sex God
Well maybe Lube could go on the list, I'm not sure about the others 
Quote by Meeko
If I'm honest I think they suck and need updating, so what would you like on the list?
I got a list of things I want as a gift from Shi, Most include lube, bacon sarnies in bed and that hot Swedish Aupair to look after me. Dunno if you can fit these into the gifts cause it doesn't look like Shi got them for my birthday.
eek is just greedy.............he would settle for a butt plug tho st3v3
Sex God
1) Entry to a swing club free voucher for single guys
2) An RSVP card
3) A snorkel
4) A "Chance(r)" card (Monopoly style)
5) A swinging Certificate of merit
6) An official SH British standards rubber stamp
7) A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
8) An 'open 24 hours' sign
9) Your last Rolo
10) A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
11) A pair of yellow wellies
12) A whoopee cushion
13) A big red kissy lip thing
14) A cup of coffee
15) A 'Do not disturb sign"
OMG could go on for ever :lol2:
2) An RSVP card
3) A snorkel
4) A "Chance(r)" card (Monopoly style)
5) A swinging Certificate of merit
6) An official SH British standards rubber stamp
7) A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
8) An 'open 24 hours' sign
9) Your last Rolo
10) A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
11) A pair of yellow wellies
12) A whoopee cushion
13) A big red kissy lip thing
14) A cup of coffee
15) A 'Do not disturb sign"
OMG could go on for ever :lol2:
Quote by Lost
1) Entry to a swing club free voucher for single guys
2) An RSVP card
3) A snorkel
4) A "Chance(r)" card (Monopoly style)
5) A swinging Certificate of merit
6) An official SH British standards rubber stamp
7) A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
8) An 'open 24 hours' sign
9) Your last Rolo
10) A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
11) A pair of yellow wellies
12) A whoopee cushion
13) A big red kissy lip thing
14) A cup of coffee
15) A 'Do not disturb sign"
OMG could go on for ever :lol2:
a toothbrush
a duvet
a double ended dildo
thats more the idea ! i can think why the site organisor did not use these sorts of things instead ?
cheers john
Sex God
Quote by mandyandjohnukA triple ended dildo for that certain J'ne sais quois moment would be novel too
a toothbrush
a duvet
a double ended dildo
thats more the idea ! i can think why the site organisor did not use these sorts of things instead ?
cheers john
Orgasminator
i am still looking where to fine the crappy gifts let alone give ideas on what to add !!
Sex God
Quote by sara2010
i am still looking where to fine the crappy gifts let alone give ideas on what to add !!
Click on someone's profile and on the top right hand side there is send gift (it's the same place as send message, invite as friend, etc)
Sex God
Quote by sara2010
i am still looking where to fine the crappy gifts let alone give ideas on what to add !!
Why bother? If somone told you there was a steaming pile of shit in the building would you go and look for it
Orgasminator
Quote by tweeky
i am still looking where to fine the crappy gifts let alone give ideas on what to add !!
Why bother? If somone told you there was a steaming pile of shit in the building would you go and look for it
depends if i needed or would like to know it was there if i had roses that needed a bit of extra ooomph
Sex God
Thanks for the ideas, what are your thoughts on these, concept aside, if any seem particularly daft for here let me know.
Massage Oil
Blindfold
Good Spanking
Sex Voucher
Dildo
Vibrator
Whip
Champagne
Box of Chocolates
Lube
Takeaway meal
Lollipop
Packet of condoms
Tongue extension
An RSVP card
A swinging Certificate of merit
An official SH British standards rubber stamp
A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
An 'open 24 hours' sign
Your last Rolo
A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
A pair of yellow wellies
A whoopee cushion
A big red kissy lip thing
A cup of coffee
A 'Do not disturb sign"
Massage Oil
Blindfold
Good Spanking
Sex Voucher
Dildo
Vibrator
Whip
Champagne
Box of Chocolates
Lube
Takeaway meal
Lollipop
Packet of condoms
Tongue extension
An RSVP card
A swinging Certificate of merit
An official SH British standards rubber stamp
A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
An 'open 24 hours' sign
Your last Rolo
A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
A pair of yellow wellies
A whoopee cushion
A big red kissy lip thing
A cup of coffee
A 'Do not disturb sign"
Sex God
Quote by st3v3
Thanks for the ideas, what are your thoughts on these, concept aside, if any seem particularly daft for here let me know.
Massage Oil
Blindfold
Good Spanking
Sex Voucher
Dildo
Vibrator
Whip
Champagne
Box of Chocolates
Lube
Takeaway meal
Lollipop
Packet of condoms
Tongue extension
An RSVP card
A swinging Certificate of merit
An official SH British standards rubber stamp
A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
An 'open 24 hours' sign
Your last Rolo
A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
A pair of yellow wellies
A whoopee cushion
A big red kissy lip thing
A cup of coffee
A 'Do not disturb sign"
Much better, they might actually get used!
Orgasminator
Quote by st3v3
Thanks for the ideas, what are your thoughts on these, concept aside, if any seem particularly daft for here let me know.
Massage Oil
Blindfold
Good Spanking
Sex Voucher
Dildo
Vibrator
Whip
Champagne
Box of Chocolates
Lube
Takeaway meal
Lollipop
Packet of condoms
Tongue extension
An RSVP card
A swinging Certificate of merit
An official SH British standards rubber stamp
A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
An 'open 24 hours' sign
Your last Rolo
A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
A pair of yellow wellies
A whoopee cushion
A big red kissy lip thing
A cup of coffee
A 'Do not disturb sign"
You been looking in my wardrobe steve???
Oh no there isn't a Gimp on the list!!!
:giggle:
Quote by st3v3
Thanks for the ideas, what are your thoughts on these, concept aside, if any seem particularly daft for here let me know.
Massage Oil
Blindfold
Good Spanking
Sex Voucher
Dildo
Vibrator
Whip
Champagne
Box of Chocolates
Lube
Takeaway meal
Lollipop
Packet of condoms
Tongue extension
An RSVP card
A swinging Certificate of merit
An official SH British standards rubber stamp
A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
An 'open 24 hours' sign
Your last Rolo
A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
A pair of yellow wellies
A whoopee cushion
A big red kissy lip thing
A cup of coffee
A 'Do not disturb sign"
:thumbup:
Could we possibly have a rubber ball gag as well please :-)
Sex God
A whip is in the list 
I'll have them made up, I'm not sure how long it will take, but hopefully not too long.
I'll have them made up, I'm not sure how long it will take, but hopefully not too long.
Quote by LostA triple ended dildo for that certain J'ne sais quois moment would be novel too
a toothbrush
a duvet
a double ended dildo
thats more the idea ! i can think why the site organisor did not use these sorts of things instead ?
cheers john
Try using a bunch of 3 bananas instead. Makes for a tasty snack afterwards too!!
I have a slightly alternative view....
The whole idea is completely shite - more inkeeping with adolescents using social media sites than an adult site. In a radical and wholesale reform, just bin the whole idea of "gifs" - they are not real, they have no transferable quality and essentially are just emails that will be deleted by all but the saddest of individuals whose only contact with the outside world is a "bottle of virtual shampoo" or some other equally disingenious meaningless intangible shit.
Clearly I am somewhat of a jaded dullard - however I can guarantee that there will be many people who agree with me but who are devoid of the balls to say so.
So... as a closing comment, not only is the whole concept of virtual gifts a shite idea, the person who thought of is should be shot (as well as all of his friends) and ultimately anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.
Yeah... c'mon then. Who disagrees... you and who's army eh?
The whole idea is completely shite - more inkeeping with adolescents using social media sites than an adult site. In a radical and wholesale reform, just bin the whole idea of "gifs" - they are not real, they have no transferable quality and essentially are just emails that will be deleted by all but the saddest of individuals whose only contact with the outside world is a "bottle of virtual shampoo" or some other equally disingenious meaningless intangible shit.
Clearly I am somewhat of a jaded dullard - however I can guarantee that there will be many people who agree with me but who are devoid of the balls to say so.
So... as a closing comment, not only is the whole concept of virtual gifts a shite idea, the person who thought of is should be shot (as well as all of his friends) and ultimately anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.
Yeah... c'mon then. Who disagrees... you and who's army eh?
Orgasminator
Quote by HimandHer
Yeah... c'mon then. Who disagrees... you and who's army eh?
fraser has read your profile and is now too amused to disagree.........
carry on
waznt scared of you or nuffink right so dont go finkin i woz see
:giveup:
Sex God
Quote by HimandHer
The whole idea is completely shite
I'd agree that the way its set up at the moment isn't right and shite, so were going to give it a go using the suggestions we have had, if it doesn't get used then we can always ditch it.
Quote by Big_Fraser
Yeah... c'mon then. Who disagrees... you and who's army eh?
fraser has read your profile and is now too amused to disagree.........
carry on
waznt scared of you or nuffink right so dont go finkin i woz see
:giveup:
Yeah... you was scared.
That's it - this is war. School gates tomorrow. Be there and bring your dinner money. You are gonna get a knuckle sandwich and no mistake.
My dad is bigger than your dad so you better not go dobbing me in. He was in the Falklands and he ate some Argentinans or something, so you better agree with me that the gifts idea is rubbish.
Right.
