Serious complaint about SH

20 Oct 2004

Ok. This is the problem: :confused:
I finish work, get on my comp., log in to SH, and about 6 hrs later (only seems like about 2 hrs to me) I realise I should've gone to bed about 3 hrs before.
Anyway my beef is that during that time I could've been playing! So it's all your fault SH that I'm not getting as much as I need and am used to!!
I don't want you to lock me out in order to cure me, so what do you suggest? (I have to say that S.H.A.G.S is not curing me, it's making me worse!!) redface

ops:
If you don't cum up rolleyes

with a sensible answer I shall be requesting the name of your lawyers, but they'd better be members or else ......................Er, OR ELSE.................................. :undecided: dunno

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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

20 Oct 2004

Give in!

20 Oct 2004

Join the Union! ;)

20 Oct 2004

Eagerslut,I got it as bad as you pal - I say to myself its just a quick look,I'll contribute to the odd thread or two,20-30 minutes,thats ok..and next thing I know its HOURS later!:shock:
Days later even!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

20 Oct 2004

Sounds like you all need S.H.A.G.G.I.N.G then!!
Better ask frogster to get some more couches and therapists (SHAGGERS). lol

:lol: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :fuckinghell: there's no cure is there??

20 Oct 2004

It's simple rolleyes

Take the computer to bed with you dummy :roll: :roll: :roll:
passionkiss

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9

there's no cure is there??

Try tying your fingers together!! lol

20 Oct 2004

FFS I am a SHAGGER and I need a good SHAGGING meself!! There is no hope. Abandon all hope ye who enter these walls!!

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
I have to say that S.H.A.G.S is not curing me, it's making me worse!!

You misunderstand the situation. It is not the purpose of SHAGS to cure you. SHAGS is a support group, not a hospital. If we were to cure you, our raison d'Ã¨tre would cease to exist. The group offers mutual understanding, encouragement, and inducements to indulge your addiction in ever more fulfilling ways, but a cure? Heavens no, that would be unthinkable. :shock:
HTH
SHAGGER Ice

20 Oct 2004

You're all a big help!! Doesn't solve the problem though, does it? You're all as bad as me!
As for you t&t you should know better!! Cybershagging's just NOT the same hunni!!

:smackbottom:

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dunno

20 Oct 2004

I dunno, I'm in bed now.

20 Oct 2004

I know, I know, but at least I might get some sleep :sleeping: - which is more than I've done since joining this ######## place!!!
AND it's naughty boys like YOU who are responsible for keeping me up all night evil

:evil: :evil: Luring me into S.H.A.G.S under false pretences ,,,,

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

20 Oct 2004

Eagerslut ......... ummmmmm dunno how to say this ........ but you're gonna have to give us even more time now ........... I've .... errrrrrrrrr
Nominated you for the SH Football team

20 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
I know, I know, but at least I might get some sleep :sleeping: - which is more than I've done since joining this ######## place!!!
AND it's naughty boys like YOU who are responsible for keeping me up all night :evil: :evil: Luring me into S.H.A.G.S under false pretences ,,,,
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Who Me?

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20 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
I know, I know, but at least I might get some sleep :sleeping: - which is more than I've done since joining this ######## place!!!
AND it's naughty boys like YOU who are responsible for keeping me up all night :evil: :evil: Luring me into S.H.A.G.S under false pretences ,,,,
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Who Me?

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YES YOU! :evil: :evil:
Took little ole me, an innocent newbie, under your wing ......... told me it would "all be ok............ just follow me to my couch ....................... oh and you might need to take a few clothes off, you know, just to make sure you feel comfortable, we will soon have you out of here ..................."
WHAT HAPPENED ............... I'M STILL FLIPPIN HERE :scared:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
WHAT HAPPENED ............... I'M STILL FLIPPIN HERE :scared:

Well my friend Eager did summat right then. I always tell new people to watch out 'cos it's addictive. It was a joke in the early days but now.... it's like the Hotel California.
Some very special people. Just look at some of the threads on here tonight. I've pissed myself laughing.
Like I say - give in!

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
WHAT HAPPENED ............... I'M STILL FLIPPIN HERE :scared:

Well my friend Eager did summat right then. I always tell new people to watch out 'cos it's addictive. It was a joke in the early days but now.... it's like the Hotel California.
Some very special people. Just look at some of the threads on here tonight. I've pissed myself laughing.
Like I say - give in!
GIVE IN????????????????? I tried very very hard to escape but it appears I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
......I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:

Now stop it! This is overheating my imagination. Can you give us a bit more detail as to how exactly you're chained down or do you want me to come and see for myself??

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
......I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:

Now stop it! This is overheating my imagination. Can you give us a bit more detail as to how exactly you're chained down or do you want me to come and see for myself??
Mmmmmmmm would love for you to come and see, but this is a forum after all, so maybe should share ...............
Might go to bed now .......... with my handcuffs and all .................. :twisted: :twisted:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
......I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:

Now stop it! This is overheating my imagination. Can you give us a bit more detail as to how exactly you're chained down or do you want me to come and see for myself??
Mmmmmmmm would love for you to come and see, but this is a forum after all, so maybe should share ...............
Might go to bed now .......... with my handcuffs and all .................. :twisted: :twisted:
You told me you were going to bed half an hour ago T smackbottom

Just found a mo to log back in
Ooooops gotta go bolt

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
......I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:

Now stop it! This is overheating my imagination. Can you give us a bit more detail as to how exactly you're chained down or do you want me to come and see for myself??
Mmmmmmmm would love for you to come and see, but this is a forum after all, so maybe should share ...............
Might go to bed now .......... with my handcuffs and all .................. :twisted: :twisted:
You told me you were going to bed half an hour ago T smackbottom

Just found a mo to log back in
Ooooops gotta go bolt

Ooops - thought YOU were otherwise engaged hunnie. Me and Mr Tune were just chatting .......... promise promise promise redface

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21 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
......I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:

Now stop it! This is overheating my imagination. Can you give us a bit more detail as to how exactly you're chained down or do you want me to come and see for myself??
Mmmmmmmm would love for you to come and see, but this is a forum after all, so maybe should share ...............
Might go to bed now .......... with my handcuffs and all .................. :twisted: :twisted:
You told me you were going to bed half an hour ago T smackbottom

Just found a mo to log back in
Ooooops gotta go bolt

Ooops - thought YOU were otherwise engaged hunnie. Me and Mr Tune were just chatting .......... promise promise promise redface

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Well Yeah! I was "otherwise engaged" in a big way, which is why I had to log out and then log back in!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I can confirm as a result of my er, "experiences" last night near Maidstone, that there are some very naughty folk living around there, so the Lancs lot had better watch out 'cos I think Kent could give you a run for your money in the SH Premiere League. Anyway, hey! That's just given me ani idea for a cafe post. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :idea: :idea:
Mr Tune and you just chatting? Ok, and I was just doing my toenails when I started to get knocks at my door last night, so I believe you hunni!! lol

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:bounce: :bounce:

21 Oct 2004

I'm convinced SH is actually a time warp - you go on for ten minutes then next thing it's an hour later! dunno

Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

21 Oct 2004

Hey Eager
You have complaints about us Lancs Lasses now have you??????????

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hey Eager
You have complaints about us Lancs Lasses now have you??????????

Um, Errr, No complaints Alex except you've been ignoring my therapy of late which I guess is why I'm in the condition I'm in now! :shock:
redface

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21 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Might go to bed now .......... with my handcuffs and all .................. :twisted: :twisted:

Bluddy hell. You talking about handcuffs last night. I decided to go and try mine on - just to see if they still worked you understand. Clipped it 'round me wrist then the bedstead and then dropped the f**king key behind the bedside cabinet. Only just got back. Yer a dangerous woman to be sure!!!