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Serves me right for being nosey :(

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Oh Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Oh this is not good, this is not good, very very very not good :eeek:
What do I dooooooooooooooo!!! :eeek:
I've just done the stupidest thing and totally outshone the gold medalist of the International Stupid Olympics confused :? :?
I scan my computer each day, to double check on what the kids have been looking at etc. cool
Came across one link which said "KNOW YOUR CRUSH" :shock:
Oooooooh I thought 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) I'll have a go at that :bounce: :rose:
What you do is put your full name in the first box, then the bottom three boxes you put the names of your 'crushes'. Alongside these names is a bar, so when you press submit, it shows up how much you're compatible with your 'crush'
Yayyyyy I thought :happy: I'll have a go at that, not doing much and Davids sat glued to a rerun of Top Gear that we have already watched 9 times already rolleyes So a tad bored, and off I went.
- not original link obviously, but exactly the same.... but different :?

First bit was alright, put in my full name biggrin
Next bit was more difficult - who do I choose as my top 3 crushes :shock: :confused: Only 3??? :shock: Where's all the other boxes?? :undecided:
It was easier to, instead of using their proper names, to put in their SH screenames 8-) ........ see if I'm gonna get lucky any time soon :twisted: 8-) 8-) 8-)
Soooo, put in the names and pressed submit - was very excited as I waited, what seemed like an age, for my answers to come up, had even created my own little imaginary drum roll

Suddenly the page flashed up, it cleared - I couldn't see my crushes :confused: What's happened, where are my answers, I want to know, I want to know NOW!!! Where the bluddy ell are they!! :confused:
Looked back at the top of the page only to see something along the lines of...
You've been fooled!!! Your crushes have been sent direct to
Not one for swearing very much, oh shit cor bluddy blimey fluckin ell bollocky badger knackers :shock:
I had just 'emailed' my full name - and 3 SH usernames
, to one of my daughters mates!!!! :eeek:
How the bluddy ell am I gonna explain that to my 11 year old when she gets questioned on these strange people her mother fancies??? :eeek:
oops
that is just what I needed to read after a long night of study. Missy, I would hate to be in your shoes but thankyou very much for sharing.
I am crying with laughter here as I can only imagine what will happen next.
splendid
Fucksocks! I just clicked on the link and did the name filling without reading all of your post!(only smuggly having written nellie's name in the box :smug: )
And now I have read your post in it's entirety... rotflmao
Missy you lovely lump of femininity ....why weren't you born blonde????
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So come on then let us know just how much do doo you've landed yourself in ....who exactly were you're 3 crushes?
Bugger! redface
As Splendid said though, thanks for sharing... made me chuckle and cringe in equal measures!!
Noladreams30 x
rotflmao I am soooo not the blondest brunette ever!! :rotflmao:
lol The three choices made (ok, I've made them up for comedy value)
1. CocksuckerCouple4u
2. SlipperyWhenWet
3. SwingingBackdoorlickers
rotflmao And I'm bothered that you have our real names??? er, actually I should be nice to you now I think on about it! confused
:doh:
Quote by niceguysdoexist
So come on then let us know just how much do doo you've landed yourself in ....who exactly were you're 3 crushes?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Noway am I saying the crushes - I'm in enough trub as it is!!! :undecided:
Even worse, I've just realised that if this person (or persons parents when doing puter check) googles the names, they're quite probably gonna be directed to this thread :eeek:
So, they'll know not only my full name, but my screename too bolt
OK who's the one who fancies my mum, not one but for all 3 crushes??? mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
rotflmao
Missy (and Fire) I love you both :lol2: if only because you do more blonde things than I do :lol2:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You crack me up Missy you really do :giggle:
Oh Missy, this makes me cringe with embarrassment on your behalf! redface surprisedops:
Let's just hope that the technology goes wrong somewhere, as it so often does, and saves you. rolleyes
:shock: Can't you do an email recall thingy?
You'll have to compose a story with all yer crushes names in- post it in a vanilla site - work a Mickey Mouse or two into the story to make it look authentic. Then when challenged - you can say that you'd read the story and you found it so endearing that you thought you'd make 'em yer crushes.
Bit difficult with:
Spunkysocks
Throbbingwang4u and
Rampantcocktwitcher
though.
My thoughts are with you.
.
Ooo Ooo Oooo
*waves hand in the air*
I know what you can try...
You can do that really mumsy thing where you say you're teaching them a lesson that not all the people on the internet are nice people with good wholesome names? dunno And the only way they would learn is to be embarresed and from experience? Maybe? :dunno:
lol
Missy, my inbox is an easier way to notify one of the three.....
Oh no!!!!!
I've fallen for this before when my sister sent me it when i was seeing an ex,i think his name was somewhere on the list just to be nice, but it definately wasn't at the top!
I got 20 questions from my sis after that!!!
why don't we have a :cringe: emotion?!?
lol m xx
Isn't Missy your real name then?
:silly:
Will she know that you did it?
You could just stonewall & put it down to some viral computery thing.
Personally, I'd have a complete "face off" jobbie, change my name & go to live on some unpopulated Fijian island.
With no internet access! lol
Missy
You know sometimes I really do worry about you. :giggle:
We could start a thread on 'Missy's numptyness'
lol
Are you sure though Missy that it's genuine?
I mean, how could it access your email contacts? Is it like a virus then?
Or is it a hoax?
Hello Sister!!! :giggle:
Missy, could you not say that
Spunkymanyoghurt
Baldymingefiddlers
nineinchlovedrill
and
nipplelickingcumqueen
are all nicknames of people in your knitting circle
OR
yoga positions.....just a thought!! lol :lol: :lol:
I'd say my computer has been hacked!! confused :?
lol :lol: :lol:
hahahaha!
classic lol
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Tony wink
Quote by Bonedigger
Spunkymanyoghurt
Baldymingefiddlers
nineinchlovedrill
and
nipplelickingcumqueen

Isn't this a list of cocktails you fancy having :giggle:
I've always fancied sex on the beach, but thats another story
wink
vert2go
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: thats summit i would do
Quote by varca
I wasn't the Joe Bloggs that tried that link Missy honest wink :lol2:

innocent
Note to self..... 'read entire thread before clicking on links!' redface
Missy - I feel for you - but I also admit - I did laugh a little too