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Why do I find sex is like chocolate. I only mean to have a little nibble but always end up wanting more. Once I've eaten one bar I always fancy another.
So if your sex life was a type of chocolate what sort would it be?
Me? At the moment I think its a carob bar - yes sort of like chocolate but not the real thing.
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If I was a chocolate bar I would be an aero.
sweet, soft & bubbly lol
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I guess mine would be an old favorite like a twix or a penguin - not something that gets your mouth watering but can be very nice with a cuppa! rolleyes
I think I'm craving something rich, exciting and soo tasty! Maybe with caramel that makes your jaw ache. redface
I'm actually waiting for easter, but then I always end up feeling sick lol
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Revels....
surely there must be something you'll like.
and I won't mind if you spit one out occassionaly
lp
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ooooooooo a chat forum about my fav things chocolate and sex! but what a mean question can i be more then 1 chocolate can i be a three tear chocolate cake with a small white chocolate with nuts, a middle dark chocolate with caraml and a big milk chocolate chocolate spunge and chocolate chip mmmmmmmmmmm :bounce:
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Gosh I think I envy your sex life!! wink
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Yes it has to be said i am very gready and i like my sex and chocolate to have everything :evil2: :smile2:
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Well good for you x
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M & M's cause I'd melt in your mouth and not in your hands....... biggrin
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Chocolate fountain ..nicely warm and can dip marshmallows or fruity bits on pointy things in it ..
Yummy
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Sex and chocolate both stimulate the release of endorfines in the brain, which give a feeling of well being and also act as a pain killer, so "no hunny, I have a headache" is a poor excuse cos sex will help the headache go away lol
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Twill make old women young and fresh;
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.'
- James Wadworth (1768-1844)
... The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate... entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.
- Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.
- Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump1
All men believe sex is better than chocolate. All women know chocolate is better than sex. The only way to completely satisfy both sexes is to combine the two.
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I think I would be a Cadbury's creme egg ..... you could bite right into me and suck the goo right out of me .... or pop your finger in and hook out the succulent white stuff ... or lick it till it melts or runs down your chin. :twisted:
DD (Oh god, got to go and lay down now all that sex and chocolate has got me so naughty)
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Im not a chocolate fan although I do like chocolate sponge and custard or a few maltesers
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Fairly strong chocolate has an instantaly powerful taste but dissapears quite quickly. For those who like gooey long lasting stuff, you're eating other things to make the taste linger.
My recipe for hot chocolate is to buy a good quality chocolate and simply melt it into your jug of hot milk. That's a tasty thing. You won't need sex after that.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm think im having areo in milk tonight yummy lol
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I would have to pick my favourite chocolate.

It's dark, smooth and had just the right amount of spice. :rascal:
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Just cover me in the stuff and feed me to the girlies :twisted:
what? dunno
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My fave thing in the world right now is Chocolate Fudge Brownie Milkshake :inlove:
Has to be tasted to be believed!
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Quote by winchwench
My fave thing in the world right now is Chocolate Fudge Brownie Milkshake :inlove:
Has to be tasted to be believed!

if this is the Frijj one, then i must agree with you. i have one every morning on the way to work
chocolate in liquid form.. can't beat it! lol... (I konw all chocolate starts of as a liquid lol)
this is a hard decision..
i was going to say milky way.. but the slogan "it won't fill you up" makes me fill abit on the small side! biggrin
i would be a Kinder Egg.
once you've got through the outer, there is alway a toy to play with :-).
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Thats the one- although I have to be really well behaved & restrict myself to one a week- otherwise I'd live on the flippin stuff and weigh as much as the Three Tenors! confused
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Quote by winchwench
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Thats the one- although I have to be really well behaved & restrict myself to one a week- otherwise I'd live on the flippin stuff and weigh as much as the Three Tenors! confused

i'm sure i could find away of enabling you to drink more and still stay as slim as ever wink .
i've started putting on loads of weight.. but that may be down to the take aways and not the milkshakes! lol.
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I'd be Green & Black's organic milk chocolate. :lickface:
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I'm gonna be corny and say I'd be mint matchmakers... all sharp and sweet on the outside but tingly on the inside! rotflmao
I think Keeno's right, the more I have sex the more I want sex, if I go a while I'm not really bothered but in saying that I love the build up and the anticipation to the next time, you don't always get that when you're making love 3-4 times a week.
God damn it.. I just love sex! cool
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I would have to be something ..........dark........rich.........and morrrrrish :twisted: Bornville does it for me cool
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If my sex life were a type of chocolate it would be an aero.........all bubbly anticipation but when you get into it, it's mostly full of air :giggle:
dunno what!! :!:
ooh sorry Stormy bolt
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If my sex life were a type of chocolate it would be an aero.........all bubbly anticipation but when you get into it, it's mostly full of air :giggle:
dunno what!! :!:
ooh sorry Stormy bolt

Think nothing of it; I have grown used to your heartless and unrelenting ridicule. rolleyes
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If my sex life were a type of chocolate it would be an aero.........all bubbly anticipation but when you get into it, it's mostly full of air :giggle:
dunno what!! :!:
ooh sorry Stormy bolt

Think nothing of it; I have grown used to your heartless and unrelenting ridicule. rolleyes
I'm only joking redface really our sex life is galaxy...rich, luxurious (when the kids are not home) and leaving you utterly fulfilled :smug: ..........................................................................................................and feeling abit sick flipa :bolt:
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Quote by firelizard
If my sex life were a type of chocolate it would be an aero.........all bubbly anticipation but when you get into it, it's mostly full of air :giggle:
dunno what!! :!:
ooh sorry Stormy bolt

Think nothing of it; I have grown used to your heartless and unrelenting ridicule. rolleyes
I'm only joking redface really our sex life is galaxy...rich, luxurious (when the kids are not home) and leaving you utterly fulfilled :smug: ..........................................................................................................and feeling abit sick flipa :bolt:
You know Stormie .. I don't know how you put up with her lol
I think you should give her a good spanking .. that'd sort her out smackbottom
DD :bolt: