sex and my concentration span

22 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid
awww get well soon Jags
The swinger's stories get me far too hot under the collar and then I end up getting even more frustrated There are some really good ones!

You should see the ones we delete - rubbish or about 5 lines long. Illegal or ill-advised. If anyone has 3 hours to spare can they search for Office Mendacity please??? And send me the link??? That would cheer up this poorly Jags - and frighten KitKate to death again lol

:lol:
Thank you Google caching
:inlove: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Many thanks Jam Man... I'm off for a good read!

22 Nov 2004

Mmmm, a fantastic story, I remember reading that some time ago! lol

thanks for digging that up Marms !

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
Mmmm, a fantastic story, I remember reading that some time ago!
thanks for digging that up Marms !

Yes, one of my favourites written specially by a very horny KitKate!! Love it. biggrin

:D

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
:inlove: :kiss: :kiss: Many thanks Jam Man... I'm off for a good read!

Jam Man

I liked that lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
There must be summat in the water .......
Morbius can't belive his luck in so well just lately ... poor boke hardly gets a foot in the door and I'm already jumping on him ... I'm just sooooo horny.

I second that one! except I don't have the pleasure of Morbius! ;)
...... think poor N is scared tbh rolleyes

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
There must be summat in the water .......
Morbius can't belive his luck in so well just lately ... poor boke hardly gets a foot in the door and I'm already jumping on him ... I'm just sooooo horny.

I second that one! except I don't have the pleasure of Morbius! ;)
...... think poor N is scared tbh rolleyes

I think Morbius is a bit worn out ... his last words before he left for uni tonight was ... please don't get too horny on the pc tonight ....
hmmmm ...... he's gonna be very disappointed because I've not been on long and already I'm gagging for it :shock:

22 Nov 2004

ohhh Calista!
I'm sure I could find something to occupy your time with! :twisted:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
ohhh Calista!
I'm sure I could find something to occupy your time with! :twisted:

However appealing that thought is .. (very very) I have Mum duties and a pile of ironing tonight :cry: :cry:
That's a thought .... wonder hows trong the ironing board is :twisted: :twisted:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
There must be summat in the water .......
Morbius can't belive his luck in so well just lately ... poor boke hardly gets a foot in the door and I'm already jumping on him ... I'm just sooooo horny.

Have you got a single identical twin sister?! :shock: lol

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
A f*cking bugger when you're single

Tell me about it! lol

22 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
There must be summat in the water .......
Morbius can't belive his luck in so well just lately ... poor boke hardly gets a foot in the door and I'm already jumping on him ... I'm just sooooo horny.

Have you got a single identical twin sister?! :shock: lol

No but Alyssa Milano is my adopted twin ... same D.O B.
But I guess you're more likely to shag me than her anyway :shock:

22 Nov 2004

LoveCommando wrote:

It's a well known phenomena that the full moon affects mood. The full moon influences all the passions! People in asylums go even crazier they say at this time of the month.

More like a popular myth than a well-known phenomenon. No scientific study has ever proved any link at all between the full moon and any human behaviour.
Mike.

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
No but Alyssa Milano is my adopted twin ... same D.O B.

Never heard of her! :shock: Had to look her up. She's kinda cute smile

Quote by Calista
But I guess you're more likely to shag me than her anyway :shock:

The chance of me ever meeting her in real life is immeasurably small, to be sure.
Whereas I guess the chance of me meeting you is slightly higher.
:)

22 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
No but Alyssa Milano is my adopted twin ... same D.O B.

Never heard of her! :shock: Had to look her up. She's kinda cute smile

Quote by Calista
But I guess you're more likely to shag me than her anyway :shock:

The chance of me ever meeting her in real life is immeasurably small, to be sure.
Whereas I guess the chance of me meeting you is slightly higher.
:)
I definitely hope so ... you still planning on going to Steve's Party?

22 Nov 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
More like a popular myth than a well-known phenomenon. No scientific study has ever proved any link at all between the full moon and any human behaviour.

But is it something in which there has been genuine scientific study?
I seriously doubt moon phase affects me, I can't really see any logical reason why it would.

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
I definitely hope so

That almost sounds like enthusiasm! ;)

Quote by Calista
you still planning on going to Steve's Party?

Hope to make it, deffo.
Though I do have a mild panic about one thing, but I think I've got a solution to that...
lol

Yeah, sure, really want to be there, even if it's just to meet some of you fruitloops in person! smile

22 Nov 2004

Zootle wrote:

But is it something in which there has been genuine scientific study?

Yes, see:
Mike.

22 Nov 2004

that article is really interesting Mike!
I deffinately do have peaks in horniness around the time of a full moon though, regardless of where my hormonal cycle is.
the moon controls the tides so I have time to conconct a theory to do with the water levels in the body being affected too which in turn affects mood and behavious such as honriness...... which the article didn't prove anything against! lol

I'm just down right gagging for it right now........ friday seems so far away!

22 Nov 2004

I would pop another story on the story section but I can't remember which ones I have already posted! Don't want to look like I've plagiarised myself!! rolleyes

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
the moon controls the tides so I have time to conconct a theory to do with the water levels in the body being affected too

Well it does make me want to wee more so you may be right. lol

22 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
I am feeling so incredibly horny right now that I can't seem to concentrate on "normal" things. It seems that everything triggers a thought about sex. :shock:
For example, this morning I was washing my face with soap and water in the bathroom like usual, no different to any other day........... Except my mind wandered off into thinking about soap being lathered all over, being all slippery and having someone to share a shower with to help me wash it all of............ very slowly.......... :twisted:
Now, this kind of thought I usually reserve for Sunday afternoons when I lock myself away and have some "me" time, or of course high days and holidays, as I am in fact a very shy, quiet and reserved type who doesn't enjoy sexual anything one bit!...... oh no! *coughs* (say nothing! :shock: )
I was wondering does anyone else have those days, weeks, months when it seems every thought comes back to sex? Does anyone else make these links between something non-sexual and sex?

Welcome to the male world... lol

:lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by MQ
It just gets really traumatic when it's Justin from Tikkabilla ffs!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

22 Nov 2004

little gem wrote:

I definitely do have peaks in horniness around the time of a full moon though, regardless of where my hormonal cycle is.
The moon controls the tides so I have time to conconct a theory to do with the water levels in the body being affected too which in turn affects mood and behaviours such as horniness......

Erm, well Gem I didn't know the Manchester Ship Canal was tidal, but as there's so much rain in Manchester that maybe it's that that makes people who live there "wetter" in other ways. That might explain why there are so many swinging clubs in the area! :P :P
Mike.

23 Nov 2004

erm . . . i'd just like to confirm that gem does indeed have evident peaks at certain times.
whether they are in any way influenced by gravity is a mere conjecture? dunno

oh and mike? i found your whole wetness thing disgusting! yet strangely arousing? possibly summat to do with the moon and manchester and stuff too? :dunno:
n x x x ;)

23 Nov 2004

I found a story I don't think I have posted before.....................

23 Nov 2004

:twisted: I will not think about sex today
:twisted: Nor will I be seduced on msn with erotic fantasy
:twisted: or think about *my kids free but sadly sex free* w'end coming this way
*Note to self: Learn to beg

23 Nov 2004

:twisted: I will not think about sex today
:twisted: Nor will I be seduced on msn with erotic fantasy
:twisted: or think about *my kids free but sadly sex free* w'end coming this way
*Note to self: Learn to beg[/quot
How can you not think about those things when there is all this temptation about : wink

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
No but Alyssa Milano is my adopted twin ... same D.O B.
But I guess you're more likely to shag me than her anyway :shock:

Now that Alyssa Milano is something else, hubby has HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOTTSSSSSSSSSSS for her!!
even our daughter is called Alyssa confused

23 Nov 2004

I've been having some really horny, disgusting dreams lately.

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Redbird
I've been having some really horny, disgusting dreams lately.

Oh nooo!!! Redbird, don't even go there, not today of all days!!! :shock:
Mal
On a Tuesday
:cry:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
erm . . . i'd just like to confirm that gem does indeed have evident peaks at certain times.
whether they are in any way influenced by gravity is a mere conjecture?

oh and mike? i found your whole wetness thing disgusting! yet strangely arousing? possibly summat to do with the moon and manchester and gem too? :dunno:
n x x x ;)

Welcome back Neil.......... fancy a shag? :rascal:
Gravity??? are you saying I have saggy bits???? smackbottom

No shag for you young man! :P
As for my wetness theory....... well....... with horniness comes a certain level of......... erm........ arousal......... and erm..........
Let's talk about redbird's naughty dreams shall we..... much more interesting me thinks!
:bolt: