sex and my concentration span

22 Nov 2004

I am feeling so incredibly horny right now that I can't seem to concentrate on "normal" things. It seems that everything triggers a thought about sex. :shock:
For example, this morning I was washing my face with soap and water in the bathroom like usual, no different to any other day........... Except my mind wandered off into thinking about soap being lathered all over, being all slippery and having someone to share a shower with to help me wash it all of............ very slowly.......... :twisted:
Now, this kind of thought I usually reserve for Sunday afternoons when I lock myself away and have some "me" time, or of course high days and holidays, as I am in fact a very shy, quiet and reserved type who doesn't enjoy sexual anything one bit!...... oh no! *coughs* (say nothing! :shock: )
I was wondering does anyone else have those days, weeks, months when it seems every thought comes back to sex? Does anyone else make these links between something non-sexual and sex?

22 Nov 2004

:shock: There are other types of days :shock:
Dave_Notts

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
I am feeling so incredibly horny right now that I can't seem to concentrate on "normal" things. It seems that everything triggers a thought about sex. :shock:
For example, this morning I was washing my face with soap and water in the bathroom like usual, no different to any other day........... Except my mind wandered off into thinking about soap being lathered all over, being all slippery and having someone to share a shower with to help me wash it all of............ very slowly.......... :twisted:
Now, this kind of thought I usually reserve for Sunday afternoons when I lock myself away and have some "me" time, or of course high days and holidays, as I am in fact a very shy, quiet and reserved type who doesn't enjoy sexual anything one bit!...... oh no! *coughs* (say nothing! :shock: )
I was wondering does anyone else have those days, weeks, months when it seems every thought comes back to sex? Does anyone else make these links between something non-sexual and sex?

Welcome to the male world... lol

:lol: :lol:

22 Nov 2004

all the time :twisted: :twisted: ....even clicking me mouse does it for me!.. :twisted: :
Any thing looks like a Felic symbol :twisted: :twisted:

22 Nov 2004

Yes i do Gem! lol

There are some days, when im alone and its nice and quiet, and im left thinking "I wonder what i could do now"................... :twisted:

22 Nov 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG! I'm turning into a bloke? :shock: Noooooo!
anyone care to check me to confirm I am female? :rascal:
Oh there I go again.............. :shock:

22 Nov 2004

Strange that, I can imagine exactly the same happening with me... watching you bend over the sink to wash your face... I can feel it already!

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG! I'm turning into a bloke? :shock: Noooooo!
anyone care to check me to confirm I am female? :rascal:
Oh there I go again.............. :shock:

Was that confirm or verify???? wink

22 Nov 2004

It was deffo a confirm, my plus has been lost in the mail! lol

As for debs clicking her mouse and wondering what she can do to occupy herself (offers her a hand ;) )...... well......... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Marms! smackbottom

I have that thought in the front of my mind now! :lol: slighty bends over her sink a little bit more :rascal:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
all the time :twisted: :twisted: ....even clicking me mouse does it for me!.. :twisted: :
Any thing looks like a Felic symbol :twisted: :twisted:

Like Leicester clock tower in the town centre, Debs? lol

LC

22 Nov 2004

I have an incredibly high sex drive, basically i could have sex all day and all night. I sometimes wonder if the idea that men are more up for it than women is a myth - most of the gurls i know easily match their mans sex drive!
:twisted:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
all the time :twisted: :twisted: ....even clicking me mouse does it for me!.. :twisted: :
Any thing looks like a Felic symbol :twisted: :twisted:

Like Leicester clock tower in the town centre, Debs? lol

LC

Like anything right now LC! Just the world clock sounds like cock and makes me think, mmmm.... :twisted:
I do have quite a high sex drive for a girl I think, but I seems to go through pahses. I always seem hornier when it's a full moon....... what's that all about then? dunno

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
all the time :twisted: :twisted: ....even clicking me mouse does it for me!.. :twisted: :
Any thing looks like a Felic symbol :twisted: :twisted:

Like Leicester clock tower in the town centre, Debs? lol

LC

Like anything right now LC! Just the world clock sounds like cock and makes me think, mmmm.... :twisted:
I do have quite a high sex drive for a girl I think, but I seems to go through pahses. I always seem hornier when it's a full moon....... what's that all about then? dunno

I get that too - i think it could be a menstrual/hormone thing - the Moons cycle has lots of influence on Women... always seems to be full moon at the worst possible time of the month too! Grrr.
:twisted:

22 Nov 2004

Oh yes I definately have days like that! I can't even watch cbeebies without wondering what the presenters are like in the sack! It's quite traumatising at times! lol

I can be in the middle of Tesco and find myself eyeing up a nice fit arse and my mind drifts away........... I had a hell of a time when one of my favourite singers was on the cover of my sons magazine and it was sat in the trolley with him looking at me <wibble!>

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
all the time :twisted: :twisted: ....even clicking me mouse does it for me!.. :twisted: :
Any thing looks like a Felic symbol :twisted: :twisted:

Like Leicester clock tower in the town centre, Debs? lol

LC

Like anything right now LC! Just the world clock sounds like cock and makes me think, mmmm.... :twisted:
I do have quite a high sex drive for a girl I think, but I seems to go through pahses. I always seem hornier when it's a full moon....... what's that all about then? dunno

It's a well known phenomena that the full moon affects mood. The full moon influences all the passions! People in asylums go even crazier they say at this time of the month. In the far east such as Thailand the day of the full moon is designated as a day of meditation and prayer so as to avoid problems associated with the full moon.
LC :wink:

22 Nov 2004

Thanks for your input abut the full moon thingies....... really quite interesting!
I'm so glad it's not just me then! I was beginning to wonder if I was going slightly insane...
MQ, I also sometimes think that about the children's presenters..... I have a bit of a thing for Matt off blue peter..... redface

and that blonde geordie one that used to be in Byker Grove too........ surprised

ops:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
Thanks for your input abut the full moon thingies....... really quite interesting!
I'm so glad it's not just me then! I was beginning to wonder if I was going slightly insane...
MQ, I also sometimes think that about the children's presenters..... I have a bit of a thing for Matt off blue peter..... and that blonde geordie one that used to be in Byker Grove too........ ops:

Beats the thing I have for Philip Schofield and Shane Richie :oops:

22 Nov 2004

It just gets really traumatic when it's Justin from Tikkabilla ffs!!!

22 Nov 2004

Mmmm Phillip Schofield.......
I had a thing for andy peters for a while too, and vernon kaye and cat deely, and declan donelly......... ok I'm just a wee bit tooooo horny at times....... rolleyes

maybe I need a cold shower......

22 Nov 2004

I've just been in the swingers stories section - official Mod duties you understand - and some of those get the horniness going, even though I'm a tad under the weather today (and yesterday and Saturday and no doubt tomorrow too :cry: )

22 Nov 2004

Jags... I'd be quite willing to offer my 'get well soon' services!!! :twisted: :twisted: There's nothing like an orgasm to get you feeling better!!! lol

22 Nov 2004

awww get well soon Jags kiss

The swinger's stories get me far too hot under the collar and then I end up getting even more frustrated redface

There are some really good ones! biggrin

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Dave__Notts
:shock: There are other types of days :shock:
Dave_Notts

LOL Dave... that so reminds me of a conversation with GT the other morning... at about to be precise-ish... I said 'So... do you want sex then?' to which he responded 'I'm awake aren't I!' Ten minutes giggle fit later... :twisted:

22 Nov 2004

I often wake up and first thing i think about is a damn good shagging :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Whats so frustrating is i know ill have to wait till the kids go to bed to get some sad

But then i get sat at my desk at work and all sorts of images going through my mind,puts a big grin on my face at least biggrin

:twisted:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Jags... I'd be quite willing to offer my 'get well soon' services!!! :twisted: :twisted: There's nothing like an orgasm to get you feeling better!!!

YES!!! But I can't talk very well and my throat is sore so panting and ooohhing would be very difficult! :cry: :cry: I'll take you up sometime later when I'm better and we can pretend. :lol: :lol: :lol:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
awww get well soon Jags
The swinger's stories get me far too hot under the collar and then I end up getting even more frustrated There are some really good ones!

You should see the ones we delete - rubbish or about 5 lines long. Illegal or ill-advised. If anyone has 3 hours to spare can they search for Office Mendacity please??? And send me the link??? That would cheer up this poorly Jags - and frighten KitKate to death again lol

:lol:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
It just gets really traumatic when it's Justin from Tikkabilla ffs!!!

No I actually really like him too :shock:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I often wake up and first thing i think about is a damn good shagging :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Whats so frustrating is i know ill have to wait till the kids go to bed to get some
But then i get sat at my desk at work and all sorts of images going through my mind,puts a big grin on my face at least :twisted:

I know the feeling. A f*cking bugger when you're single rolleyes

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
awww get well soon Jags
The swinger's stories get me far too hot under the collar and then I end up getting even more frustrated There are some really good ones!

You should see the ones we delete - rubbish or about 5 lines long. Illegal or ill-advised. If anyone has 3 hours to spare can they search for Office Mendacity please??? And send me the link??? That would cheer up this poorly Jags - and frighten KitKate to death again lol

:lol:
Thank you Google caching

22 Nov 2004

There must be summat in the water .......
Morbius can't belive his luck in so well just lately ... poor boke hardly gets a foot in the door and I'm already jumping on him ... I'm just sooooo horny.
I've spent a fortune on ebay/sex toys this month and even thinking about sex has me tingling :shock:
I don't "do" mornings full stop so sex is out of the questions but by the time the coffee and croissants have kicked in at work then the horny thoughts are beginning .... luckily I only work half days and can come home and play in th afternoons smile