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Don't believe in this mumbo jumbo:
Scorpio Men.A lustful, sexy, amimal. Enjoy's biting, sucking and is master of....oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia. smile
Hey this isn't bad even MrsFC agrees :P Want to know your's?
:doh: :doh: Should Read Scorpoio
Go on then... what have you got to say about Libra?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! banghead :banghead: scorpio!
This happen's to be MrsFc's star sign.
Libra Women, Drama is the keyword- you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body wes made to be admired.
Feel that seduction is an art not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates:
Aries,Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Saggitarius and Aquarius. Like any position where your backside is exposed.
Taurus?
Dawn :silly:
Taurus Women:
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but dont look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless.
You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and sex mates:
Cancer,Sagittarius, Scorpio and Leo.
Most likely kink: Suckingon tous one by one . You also like biting.
Nah, not me at all - as I thought, all a load of twaddle wink What's Libra men?
Quote by MrFC
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Nope
but dont look for unusual approaches. . Nope
But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. Yes
You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving Yes Yes Yes
You also like biting. Nope.

I guess 2 out of 3 aint bad biggrin
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids

You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving Yes Yes Yes
You also like biting. Nope.

I guess 2 out of 3 aint bad biggrin
Dawn :silly:
That means you like to talk a lot - sound familiar, Dawn? lol
Mal
Quote by mal609
That means you like to talk a lot - sound familiar, Dawn?

Me? No Mal, never
I never talk, well not with my mouth full wink
Dawn :silly:
What about Scorpio women?
Sorry for the Delay, Right Leo Men.
Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him:
Never tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love.
He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is ok only when he can give and receive. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it.
His erogenous zone: His back is particularly vulnerable.
Libra Men
Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheet's. Has a definate kinky side, a voyeur and fond of menage a trois(threesomes). He has the patience needed to satisfy.
He likesomen who dress well and long hair. If a womans clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: Back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!
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- you set the stage for sex.... PossableFeel that seduction is an art not an assault.... True

But then if you write enogh about libra you will come up with something that is true
Bloody Hell, MrFC - that's pretty close to spot on!! Well done!
Mal
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Scorpio women.
Inqusitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency.
You never take no for an answer and when interested in someone you will persue him with determination and guile. Best sex mates:
Gemini,Cancer,Scorpio, Pisces.
Props you love:
Scented body oils,flavoured lubricating gels and vibrators.
Scarily accurate!!!
Thanks Mr FC! lol
Ok Mr FC, can you please tell me about Cancerian Women and Gemini Men. Then I'll tell you if i beleive in this Mumbo Jumbo.
Ta very much
lol
Ju
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Pisces Women
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right ambience.
You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with your's, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests. loves soft candlelight, warm fireplaces, mystery: applies romanticism in all she does.
A true romantic at heart. Favourite place: In a waterbed or a hot tub. Best sex mates:
Cancer,Scorpio,Capricorn or pisces.
God I'm begining to feel like Deidrie smile
Taurean men ?
Gman
Cancerian WomenGemini Men
He likes it with the light on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favourite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries.
Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglecred by other men.
He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone:
Move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.
You guessed it I am a VIRGO.........tell me all you know Mr FC!!!
Taurean Men
He's the ideal lover-sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina?
This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone:
Gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.
Virgo Women
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying it's importance. prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masterbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover.
Favourite kink:
Can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates:
Gemini,Cancer and Aquarians.
Well! KevnJu, any resemblance?
Quote by BlueEyes
Scarily accurate!!!
Thanks Mr FC! lol

Of course it's accurate. Astrology is the science of telling people they possess perfectly normal human traits and expecting them to be amazed. rolleyes
Quote by MrFC
Taurean Men
He's the ideal lover-sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina?
This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone:
Gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.

That's me to a T! I've even learnt how to breathe through my ears...
Quote by MrFC
Pisces Women
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right ambience.
You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with your's, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests. loves soft candlelight, warm fireplaces, mystery: applies romanticism in all she does.
A true romantic at heart. Favourite place: In a waterbed or a hot tub. Best sex mates:
Cancer,Scorpio,Capricorn or pisces.
God I'm begining to feel like Deidrie smile

That's me!! :happy: :happy: