sex dolls

23 Nov 2003

ah, the old "friend of mine" enquiry. nudge nudge wink

:wink:
Tell your Friend to go for the artificial vagina - last doll I had farted and flew out the window just after I gave her a love bite. lol

never saw her again the ungrateful hussy.
lhk
Kat

23 Nov 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

23 Nov 2003

Wankerdave
Your friend's plight has touched me. :cry:
I've seen some really good artificial vaginas... but I've seen some real dogs in the inflatable line. Whatever he does, though, DO tell him to use a little lube. If he doesn't, he find it very.... redface

If you mate does decide on the inflatable one... well, I'm tryint to flog an old bicycle pump. biggrin

Hxx

23 Nov 2003

If your friend has the appropriate funds available, he could, if really desperate, try:
Men!!!! rolleyes

Mandy

23 Nov 2003

Quote by wankerdave
A freind of mine That old chesnut .

If you are thinking of a full size doll and you roll over to have that well earned fag. DO NOT pass her a lighted fag, as all she will do is fart and fly out of bed.
Some of these dolls just can't hang around for a second go. LOL

23 Nov 2003

Take heed of Twisted sister and KitKat! It's bad enough they depart with such speed.........its worse still when they take your credit card along with them........... mad

23 Nov 2003

You obviously dont live near me at my local nightclub you can easily pick up a girl and it wont cost hundreds like a doll!LOL lol

29 Nov 2003

i was going to say y don't u pay for some sex but i guess the rubber doll is cheaper smile

29 Nov 2003

if i was a monkey i would be i was a dog i would be happens when your a cat!shrugs his shoulders

You get pussy :P

29 Nov 2003

30 Nov 2003

Each to their own i know guys but come on, Linda gets let down by a guy and we end up putting out a plee for one to join us redface

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How do you think that makes Linda feel when she then reads that a "mate" of wankerdave is thinking about buying a rubber doll, here you have the real McCoy ie Linda and some guy wants rubber, what ever next.
mad

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30 Nov 2003

Quote by markandlinda
wankerdave is thinking about buying a rubber doll, here you have the real McCoy ie Linda and some guy wants rubber, what ever next.

I have just had a though.... maybe wankerdave can not handle a real person

30 Nov 2003

mark it's only the same as women useing sex i must admit he must have been a right wanker to want to pull out at the last minute lol

twisted-sister u have alot of anger going on over there confused

30 Nov 2003

twisted-sister u have alot of anger going on over there

: Seen something I havn't?
lhk
Kat

30 Nov 2003

I must have missed it as well, I do not read anger into TS's line about certain people not being able to handle the real ones, it's true, a lot of people cannot handle real life or real people! There's nothing wrong with plastic dollies, but aren't they meant to be a substitute for the real thing? Maybe what Kat said on another thread applies here - think not wanting to scratch that Ferrari! The worst that can happen with a plastic one is that she will go POP!

30 Nov 2003

The worst that can happen with a plastic one is that she will go POP

Oh I don't know, I would say the worst thing that could happen is that you decide to have a good session with your plastic loved one in front of a roaring log fire, she melts slowly into your arms, and you end up with a shrink wrapped dick! lol

:lol: :lol: Try explaining that one in A+E confused

lhk
kat

1 Dec 2003

Quote by Boselecta
it's only the same as women useing sex toys.
I feel dildo's are an aid to sex, but just wait untill the ladies start using plastic guys
twisted-sister u have alot of anger going on over there

Yes i was in a foul mood this morning, but i did not realise that it came across in my posting.
What i write is how i feel and if guys can not cope with it, then just stop reading my post. Simple!!

1 Dec 2003

Surely some women must use those plastic boy sex dolls? So, who's going to admit it :twisted:

1 Dec 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Surely some women must use those plastic boy sex dolls? :twisted:

An there was me jokeing about it

1 Dec 2003

:lol: :lol:
Maybe it's not just the girls that use the plastic boy sex dolls - maybe some of you guys do too - so, come on, own up - I won't laugh..... much :twisted:

1 Dec 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Surely some women must use those plastic boy sex dolls? So, who's going to admit it :twisted:

Not me.. I'm happier with my hands.. which is fortunate! ;)
Mandy
(Barbara Windsor style)I must stay on top of Will (/end BWs) in the posting ranks!

2 Dec 2003

Quote by Mandy_1964
(Barbara Windsor style)I must stay on top of Will (/end BWs) in the posting ranks!

Mandy
There's nothing with a bit of 'kiss and chase'. I did it a couple of months ago and look where it got me lol

Mal

3 Dec 2003

I just visited the site. My god! Scarily real looking! Some of those pics could be mistaken for real women!
Surely though, and I don't mean to sound sick here but I think it's a good point, isn't it a little too close to having sex with someone who's unconscious? Or worse?! :shock:
This taken from FAQ
Question: Can the dolls stand upright, unsupported?
No. REALDOLL's skeletal system is too flexible and collapsible to allow her to stand upright. The doll has the poise and relaxed state of a sleeping girl.

3 Dec 2003

Hey Twisted Sister , I stated I was enquiring about dolls for a freind , ITS NOT FOR ME

We know Dave, it is just too good an opportunity to miss wink

lhk
Kat

3 Dec 2003

Quote by wankerdave
I was enquiring about dolls for a freind , ITS NOT FOR ME

Hi
I get a lot of guys asking questions for friends.
Personally I prefer to ask my own questions, then I just take any ribbing that comes my way.