sex quotes

3 Oct 2004

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen
just found this on a web search.........god its true lol

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips

3 Oct 2004

Also Woody Allen... "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

3 Oct 2004

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little
XXX

3 Oct 2004

just added a couple more
thought it would bring a smile to those sunday blues smile

3 Oct 2004

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-William Shakespeare
But more appropriate to current situation....
"It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up."
-Joan Rivers

3 Oct 2004

Libra-love, one for you:
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton
a bit like his other comment:
"I smoked but did not inhale" -Bill Clinton
Now combine those two untruths... and you have to wonder exactly how the former US president does his oral (other than on Monica's dress)

3 Oct 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
Libra-love, one for you:
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton
a bit like his other comment:
"I smoked but did not inhale" -Bill Clinton
Now combine those two untruths... and you have to wonder exactly how the former US president does his oral (other than on Monica's dress)

Oi Chris, I'd love to give this to you in person smackbottom

And....
Whoever it is having sex with me please wake me up so I can enjoy it too!

3 Oct 2004

Another couple worth running past you all lol

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic!! Woody Allen :twisted:
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks, or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush wink

Tracy-Jayne & Jon

4 Oct 2004

more Woody Allen:
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's pretty damn hard to beat."

4 Oct 2004

"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax." (Scott Roeben)
"I'm the outdoor type. As soon as a woman mentions commitment, I'm out the door." (Scott Roeben)
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." (Bob Rubin)
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." (Marilyn Monroe)
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me, neither." (Drew Carey)
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." (Anonymous)

4 Oct 2004

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.
"I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy."
Frank Carson

4 Oct 2004

'Is oral sex a taste of things to come?' - Anon
SA
xxx

4 Oct 2004

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These are all fantastic you guys !!!!!!
Haven't laughed sooooo much in ages.
Keep them coming, you are sooooooooo keeping me amused.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

4 Oct 2004

My sex quotes in my signature!!! lol

4 Oct 2004

so is mine