Sex Toys

16 Oct 2005

If you had the chance to design your own sex toy..
What would you make and why? What would you make it from?

16 Oct 2005

hmmm ... thinks ....
I love my toys but have to admit that nothing beats a firm hard cock! You can rub it, tease it, suck it, lick it, fuck it :twisted:
Cx

16 Oct 2005

I would make a flashy looking leccy toothbrush, sell it as a toy and charge twice as much

16 Oct 2005

angelina jolie wud be my sex toy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
hmmm ... thinks ....
I love my toys but have to admit that nothing beats a firm hard cock! You can rub it, tease it, suck it, lick it, fuck it :twisted:
Cx

I agree but while there's always plenty of dicks around you cant always have a nice firm hard cock...Sometimes you just have to make do :cry: sad I no

16 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
angelina jolie wud be my sex toy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC

As it's my thread Mike you MUST share!!

16 Oct 2005

lol...................well that sounds like a good deal....
the problem is most people would want to share. rather than all the men going for one couple. everyone would go for Ms Jolie ;)
MikeC

16 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
lol...................well that sounds like a good deal....
the problem is most people would want to share. rather than all the men going for one couple. everyone would go for Ms Jolie ;)
MikeC

Oooo..So we'll have a gangbang then?!?!?!!! biggrin

16 Oct 2005

lol the thought of everyone gangbang mrs jolie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmm i cumin now ;)
MikeC

16 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
lol the thought of everyone gangbang mrs jolie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmm i cumin now ;)
MikeC

Mmmmmm..She has rather full lips :twisted: ... Wouldnt mind them puckering up to me :P
Just send hubby fishing for the day :idea: ..sorted!!

16 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
lol the thought of everyone gangbang mrs jolie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmm i cumin now ;)
MikeC

I'd just slap my c*ck against her big fat weird lips all night and make her feel stupid! lol

16 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
lol the thought of everyone gangbang mrs jolie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmm i cumin now ;)
MikeC

I'd just slap my c*ck against her big fat weird lips all night and make her feel stupid! lol

*Runs to the shop to find a Ms Jolie mask*

16 Oct 2005

id radther slap me c**k againt her other lips all nite
MikeCV

16 Oct 2005

I'd design a train set with loads of cunniling...erm cunningly shaped tunnels, with a special control to move the trains in and out of the tunnels in a suggestive fashion biggrin

16 Oct 2005

Quote by DarkEyedPhil
I'd design a train set with loads of cunniling...erm cunningly shaped tunnels, with a special control to move the trains in and out of the tunnels in a suggestive fashion

Do you need a track?!?!...I have a tunnel or two..heehee

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
I'd design a train set with loads of cunniling...erm cunningly shaped tunnels, with a special control to move the trains in and out of the tunnels in a suggestive fashion

Do you need a track?!?!...I have a tunnel or two..heehee
Would you like to see my engine? :twisted: wink

16 Oct 2005

I'd like a doll moulded from the girls on here - I'd like Marmalaid's lovely legs, LadyFeeBee's bum!, 3someinpreston's boobs and Lou (Bailiffs) face.

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Tiger_25
I'd like a doll moulded from the girls on here - I'd like Marmalaid's lovely legs, LadyFeeBee's bum!, 3someinpreston's boobs and Lou (Bailiffs) face.

marmalaids a guy :shock:
rotflmao

(he is honest i've seen him naked)

16 Oct 2005

You must be pulling my plonker!
They're not blokes legs! redface

16 Oct 2005

anything that looked and felt like a real woman but had a shopping on off button, you could turn her on and off with the flick of a switch.
so not much then.

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
I'd design a train set with loads of cunniling...erm cunningly shaped tunnels, with a special control to move the trains in and out of the tunnels in a suggestive fashion

Do you need a track?!?!...I have a tunnel or two..heehee
Perhaps you might be able to help with some beautiful rolling hills too! lol

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Tiger_25
You must be pulling my plonker!
They're not blokes legs!

yep afraid so wink

16 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
You must be pulling my plonker!
They're not blokes legs!

yep afraid so wink

I'm not changing my mind - they are a cracking pair of legs! confused

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Tiger_25
You must be pulling my plonker!
They're not blokes legs!

yep afraid so wink

I'm not changing my mind - they are a cracking pair of legs! confused

:thumbup:

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Tiger_25
You must be pulling my plonker!
They're not blokes legs!

You might want to read this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/58660.html
Or.....
maybe you could have a separate one with Marmalaid's legs and Mal's bum? dunno

16 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
...Or.....
maybe you could have a separate one with Marmalaid's legs and Mal's bum?

Looking at your avatar.........
I'd much rather have YOUR legs and bum for my sex toy HLB
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

16 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
...Or.....
maybe you could have a separate one with Marmalaid's legs and Mal's bum?

Looking at your avatar.........
I'd much rather have YOUR legs and bum for my sex toy HLB
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'd agree with that whole-heartedly wink

16 Oct 2005

Quote by DarkEyedPhil
I'd design a train set with loads of cunniling...erm cunningly shaped tunnels, with a special control to move the trains in and out of the tunnels in a suggestive fashion

Do you need a track?!?!...I have a tunnel or two..heehee
Perhaps you might be able to help with some beautiful rolling hills too! lol

I'm sure I could arrange something, I might even throw in a mound of veneris.... rotflmao

16 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You must be pulling my plonker!
They're not blokes legs!

You might want to read this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/58660.html
Or.....
maybe you could have a separate one with Marmalaid's legs and Mal's bum? dunno

Glad I'm not the only one to make this mistake!
Good :idea: that would be a great toy for the slightly bi-curious male wink