Sex toys, give us a name!

16 Oct 2005

We were having a wee chat about sex toys smackbottom

and found ourselves discussing the names of different sex products. Imagine if you were to design, produce and market a sex toy,
What would you come rolleyes

(sorry) up wih as a name for your sex toy :idea: ?

16 Oct 2005

Well it would depend on the product but, 'cos I'm inventive, there would be a big product range.
Everything in my catalogue would carry the "Eager" prefix and seal of approval.
:rascal: :rascal:

16 Oct 2005

I'd call EagerSlut..... "spangly" cos his new avatar shows some lovely sparkly and spangly knicks!
biggrin

I on the other hand already have a vibrator named after me!
Behold....... the little gem by durex toys>>>>>>

Description: Little gem: A proper treasure. The size and shape of the soft, curved pad have been designed specifically for your clitoris and labia. A flexible tip at one end creates a delicate fluttering sensation - a little like gentle, rhythmical licking.
:smug:
Gem. x

16 Oct 2005

Quote by little gem
I on the other hand already have a vibrator named after me!

Is that what you're getting for your birthday on Wednesday lol

16 Oct 2005

Quote by little gem
I'd call EagerSlut..... "spangly" cos his new avatar shows some lovely sparkly and spangly knicks.

Oooooooooooh! redface

ops:
Does this mean I'm in your catalogue gem? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal:

16 Oct 2005

Mmmmm, toys for my birthday... now that would be fun! biggrin

Although I think I'd prefer some dressing up outfits and a real man instead! :D
Eager....No, but I know which one you'd be! lol

It's not on the website sad

Boooo... but it's pink, sparkly, comes in it's own pink case with velvet lining and is called Princess.
kiss

Gem. x

16 Oct 2005

Hmmm I think " English's Big veiny knobler throbber" might be a good starter. Along with the "slim jim" for begginners.... and the "Telegraph Pole" for professionals.
I don;t think I am very good at this... can I go lie down now??

17 Oct 2005

Toy names could be given a classy facelift by giving them ones used by Home builders such as Barrett, wimpey, etc.
Ah yes madam the, 'Windsor' fits you perfectly. Shall i wrap it, or will you wear it?
:giggle:
cc_7up

17 Oct 2005

hmmmmmmm an interesting thread lol

hydrolic vibrator :shock:
electronicks :twisted:
gspot twanger :lol:

17 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
hmmmmmmm an interesting thread

If a little wide confused

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17 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
hmmmmmmm an interesting thread

If a little wide confused

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??? meaning?

17 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
hmmmmmmm an interesting thread

If a little wide confused

:
??? meaning?
Sharon I think he's referring to the pics on your signature making the thread wide. Every time you post it means we have to scroll across to read the whole line. Any chance you can get rid of one of the pics? dunno

17 Oct 2005

oops soz, i will change that right now!

17 Oct 2005

well jiggle balls have already been made so i couldnt use that one
you have phones that can vibrate ,so why not have a dildo that can send texts !!!!!! it would redefine the word "text sex"

17 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
oops soz, i will change that right now!

Bless you Sweetie.
I'm just a poor boy with only a laptop; and like my cock - I didn't think size mattered; so have never measured.
Clearly, I was wrong.
I'll measure it later.
Maybe.
wink

Very nice pics btw.