Well it would depend on the product but, 'cos I'm inventive, there would be a big product range.
Everything in my catalogue would carry the "Eager" prefix and seal of approval.
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Hmmm I think " English's Big veiny knobler throbber" might be a good starter. Along with the "slim jim" for begginners.... and the "Telegraph Pole" for professionals.
I don;t think I am very good at this... can I go lie down now??
Toy names could be given a classy facelift by giving them ones used by Home builders such as Barrett, wimpey, etc.
Ah yes madam the, 'Windsor' fits you perfectly. Shall i wrap it, or will you wear it?
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oops soz, i will change that right now!
well jiggle balls have already been made so i couldnt use that one
you have phones that can vibrate ,so why not have a dildo that can send texts !!!!!! it would redefine the word "text sex"