HE SAID, SHE SAID.
He: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've nothing to put in it.
She: You wear underpants, don't you?
He: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She: No, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He:This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
She: No problem, I'll get you some that is.
He: You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs. Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She: No, have you?
He: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I've been giving you?
She: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She: OK, but but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
He: Want a quickie?
She: As opposed to what?
He: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She: I would, but you're never there.
Sorry Guys, I know it's anti men, I'll look for it's equivelent.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of theis Parish.
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