Sexual Evolution!

13 Apr 2007

Dear Mother Nature,
I am writing in the hope that you might consider some modifications during your next update of the human species. These upgrades would, I am sure, result in a happier, more content species which in turn would lead to world peace.
Men:
1. The long awaited ability to breathe through their ears.
2. A tongue-like protrusion (pref. vibrating- if cats can purr, why not?) located on the pubic bone approximately 2 inches above the shaft of the penis.
3. Strenghthened index fingers, textured from the top knuckle upwards on the inside. The texture should be "bobbly", and built in lubrication would be an added bonus.
4. Flattened chins to form a suitable base for face mounted dildos.
5. Self lubricating anus.
Women:
1: Removal of the gag reflex.
2: Self lubricating anus.
3: "Shrink to fit" vaginal walls.
I understand that there is a male/female imbalace. However, I am inviting suggestions from my fellow humans which I am sure will go some way to redressing the balance.
Yours hopefully,
Winchwench.
Further suggestions to follow........... wink

13 Apr 2007

The ability to lick the eyebrows would be an improvement in both sexes.
Women: a spare pair of breasts at the back.
The ability to hum tunes through the vagina.
Breasts that can grip and vibrate.
Men: Crested cocks.
Chocolate flavoured sperm.
A cock with a reliable on/off switch.
Nipples that work as well as women's.
Oh and one of those clitoris's looks handy.

13 Apr 2007

Design modifications and model upgrades..
Women
Full and complete removal of the monthly 'flow' system
and a levelling of all emotional peaks and troughs.
Optical adjustment to ensure that all garments fail to alter the size or shape of the glutimus maximus.
Cerebral update and reboot to reduce pain inducing circuits at inopportune moments and reduction of 'new wardrobe required syndrome' and 'blonde' moments and car navigation withdrawl
Men
Upload new body immune system to combat man flu and other serious illnesses.
Controlable blood surge valve in the loin area to ensure that any rigidity required can be maintained as long as required.
Major brain imput to enable men to understand what the hell women want... without the risk of personal injury... rolleyes

13 Apr 2007

Women
The abillity for all to talk technology speak
The ability to be made of a see through skin when walking in front of the TV
To shape the tongue so as to make the word "why" unspeakable
A one size fits all vagina
Men
A one size fits all penis (pref same size as above lol

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Built in one-for-all remote capability
A female mind reading device
More "reach" for the tongue and removal of the muscle under it that hurts after extensive stretching

13 Apr 2007

Women:- an Off/On remote control
Men:- Sonar capabilities to find the remote control after corrie confused

13 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
Women:- an Off/On remote control
Men:- Sonar capabilities to find the remote control after corrie

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Don't blame Corrie- she didn't lose the ruddy thing!

13 Apr 2007

excellant wenchy...
Women:
The ability to say no to chocolate
The ability to say "if you want something doing, do it yourself without reprecussion
The ability to lie in bed for hours doing sweet nothing
Men:
The ability to say no to woman asking the men to buy them chocolate!
The ability to smile and say "I'll do it darling" when she says "if you want something doing do it yourself"
The ability to notice the pee stains on the loo seat
The ability to wipe the pee stains away from the loo seat
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

13 Apr 2007

Dear Mother Nature,
I am writing in the hope that you might consider some modifications during your next update of the human species. These upgrades would, I am sure, result in a happier, more content species which in turn would lead to world peace.
Men:
1. The long awaited ability to breathe through their ears.
2. A tongue-like protrusion (pref. vibrating- if cats can purr, why not?) located on the pubic bone approximately 2 inches above the shaft of the penis.
3. Strenghthened index fingers, textured from the top knuckle upwards on the inside. The texture should be "bobbly", and built in lubrication would be an added bonus.
4. Flattened chins to form a suitable base for face mounted dildos.
5. Self lubricating anus.
Women:
1: Removal of the gag reflex.
2: Self lubricating anus.
3: "Shrink to fit" vaginal walls.
I understand that there is a male/female imbalace. However, I am inviting suggestions from my fellow humans which I am sure will go some way to redressing the balance.
Yours hopefully,
Winchwench.
Further suggestions to follow........... wink

I already have the self-lubricating anus!! redface