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Sexual Oxymorons

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Just seen in a chat room a guy imploring the guy from a couple on cam. . . . .
"Please ,please let me cuckold you ?"
I think this is a sexual oxymoron I wonder if there are any more out there?
I don't think it's very polite calling the poor guy a moron - - -
bolt
I've met a few morons :dry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've met a few morons :dry:

Hi.................. lol
i married one lol
Not quite the response I envisaged but they made me laugh anyway lol
I do love tangents.
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i married one lol

i divorced mine rolleyes
Maybe something like an ad that says ....
Someone to indulge my passion for Necrophilia wanted for long term relationship
Ok i'm off bolt
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How about;
Straight man seeks bi couple.
or male adding gay female to his wish list blink
Have I done that?
Just off to check!
Well I must cover all bases.
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How about;
Straight man seeks bi couple.

I've noticed I get quite a few straight guys looking at my cam when I'm in chat ... I haven't got a problem with that it's free to anyone seeking a break from the excitement of watching paint drying ...I just never understood it. confused
There was a thread on here not so long ago that had as its title something like "Straight guys who suck cock", surely that's an Oxymoron if ever there was one? How can one, by definition, do the other?
To me that's a bit like saying I'm a vegetarian, but I eat Chicken and Bacon and the occasional beefburger.
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There was a thread on here not so long ago that had as its title something like "Straight guys who suck cock", surely that's an Oxymoron if ever there was one? How can one, by definition, do the other?
To me that's a bit like saying I'm a vegetarian, but I eat Chicken and Bacon and the occasional beefburger.

But do you suck cock? rolleyes
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There was a thread on here not so long ago that had as its title something like "Straight guys who suck cock", surely that's an Oxymoron if ever there was one? How can one, by definition, do the other?
To me that's a bit like saying I'm a vegetarian, but I eat Chicken and Bacon and the occasional beefburger.

But do you suck cock? rolleyes
No, I chew it like everyone else.
"Please may I be dom with you?"
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"Please may I be dom with you?"

lol, yes there is that, but where do you draw the line with someone who you don't know?
I don't fancy having to scrape my balls out from behind the wardrobe with a rusty coathanger because I've misread the situation and she's delievered a karate kick to my nether regions that Bruce Lee would be proud of.
Plus, even a Dom can be polite, or can they?
Now I'm confused.
There is that, but then they started to beg jewl to let him be dom with her :shock:
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There is that, but then they started to beg jewl to let him be dom with her :shock:

lmao!
That's one confused sub/dom... maybe they misread the instructions and thought they had to be both?
I commend their excellent taste in picking Jewl however!
it's like the old old joke about the sadist and the masochist ...the masochist says beat me please beat me .....the sadist thinks about it for a minute then smiles and shakes his head. biggrin