Sexual Terminology

15 Jan 2005

Well, not laughed so hard in ages as I did today!!
Hubby and I were in bed this morning, and after he noticed i was a bit 'wet' he called it Fanny Batter!!! :shock:
PMFSL Never heard anything so funny in ages!!
Any other funny terms used?

15 Jan 2005

i find it a bit odd that h`red calls my cum "male energy " and any energy that is created by making unconditional love is the purest and most powerfull ,which is what she needs to keep her female and male energies ballanced (ying/yan type thingy) confused

Who am i to argue with that!!!!!!!! biggrin

15 Jan 2005

That`s one way of approaching it.
I just told Mars last Friday that if he didn`t fuck me before my interview, I wouldn`t be relaxed, so it`d be ALL HIS FAULT if I didn`t get the job!
But yeah, yin and yang, one excuse for every occassion. I like it! :thumbup:
Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

She also uses this as a method of choosing male swinging partners . After chatting with them for a while , she`ll determine weather or not they have "nice" energies ,and the "nice" ones get to play,regardless of age/looks for her wink

15 Jan 2005

back to the thread,sorry redface

we call a fanny fart a fanny blatter! prob derives from your " fanny batter" .....Side note,,,,the FIFA president Sept Blatter has a sister called Fanny! biggrin

:D :D thats true!!!

15 Jan 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
She also uses this as a method of choosing male swinging partners . After chatting with them for a while , she`ll determine weather or not they have "nice" energies ,and the "nice" ones get to play,regardless of age/looks for her

:disclaimer: Any attempts at wit by Venus are purely because she is incapable of maintaining a serious demeanor for any period lasting longer than the time it takes for her fingers to hit the keyboard. It is in no way, shape or form an indication of her personal judgement on a person`s choice of lifestyle, sexuality, beleifs of any kind, or thier little pet dog. Thankyou in advance for taking this into consideration. :wink:

15 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well, not laughed so hard in ages as I did today!!
Hubby and I were in bed this morning, and after he noticed i was a bit 'wet' he called it Fanny Batter!!! :shock:
PMFSL Never heard anything so funny in ages!!
Any other funny terms used?

I like the caption under her picture too

15 Jan 2005

Bloody ell that's one fanny to avoid then. :shock: