Sexually inflicted injuries

25 Sep 2009

I recently found myself in hospital following a small bleed in my brain. Not the most pleasant experience I can tell you!!
It was brought on while having an orgasm and felt like I had been hit over the head with a baseball bat (Mr Fun swears blind that he didn't do it lol

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Anyway, I'm ok now and was told that it was just 'one of those things'!!! I'm not posting this for sympathy ..... but was wondering what injuries anyone else has had inflicted on them during sex?

25 Sep 2009

hope ur ok now, must have been very scary !!
i had a masive bruise covering my tum, lady bits and thighs after a meet where i was fisted !!
it wasnt painful as such at the time and no way do i blame the guy for being rough cus he wasnt at all but the bruise was soooooooooooooo painful after and lasted ages sad

25 Sep 2009

Mrs Leics said if i put anything on this post she would rip my balls off ! smackbottom

25 Sep 2009

sorry took it off

25 Sep 2009

I could tell you of the time me and the ex were shagging on his sitting room floor when he reached out to grab hold of the tv unit for extra leverage, grabbed the speaker stand instead and the speaker fell on my head causing a nasty gash on my head, me bleeding profusely over the rug and ending up with concusion and a very embarassing trip to the GP...........but I'd have to kill you redface

25 Sep 2009

I tore my frenulum :shock:
How much blood :shock:
How much pain :shock:
Basically a :shock: moment....

25 Sep 2009

erm a rather embarrassing trip to the a&e when a blowjob got over jealous and the banjo string snapped redface

being caught down below with a nail, it ulcerating, having to go to docs, get sent to gum clinic, get sent back to docs, get sent to gyea dept and finally getting liquid nitrogen treatment to remove it and not being able to move all day cos so sore
and that is basically from april to today when i still cant move ffs lol
2 more treatments to go grrrrrr

25 Sep 2009

I break men :twisted:

25 Sep 2009

Quote by Witchy
I break men :twisted:

Yeh right

25 Sep 2009

I always tell the story of when a particular member of our beloved SH Community managed to injure me with her boots....:shock: but i am not telling it anymore for fear that she will kill me!!!!:shock: bolt

25 Sep 2009

Carpet burns on my knees and elbows :cry: :shock:
with over zealous shagging twas sore for days
but worth it :shock:
trav.. :shock:

25 Sep 2009

My bed has a metal bracket holding the base and headboard together now.
Not a personal injury of course - but we didn't half stop quick biggrin

:D:D:D
Luckilly never had more than soreness or mild bruising - but then I'm a wimp anyway. :D:D:D

25 Sep 2009

Quote by travlinmanukok
Carpet burns on my knees and elbows :cry: :shock:
with over zealous shagging twas sore for days
but worth it :shock:
trav.. :shock:

Well you should have waited until you got past the doormat! :giggle: bolt

26 Sep 2009

Quote by travlinmanukok
Carpet burns on my knees and elbows :cry: :shock:
with over zealous shagging twas sore for days
but worth it :shock:
trav.. :shock:

That kind of implies you were doing the receiving Trav :shock:

26 Sep 2009

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Carpet burns on my knees and elbows :cry: :shock:
with over zealous shagging twas sore for days
but worth it :shock:
trav.. :shock:

That kind of implies you were doing the receiving Trav :shock:Nooooo
strictly m/f on that occasion had to use my elbows and knees for leverdidge we were in quite a small area .......and no the carpet wsnt a shag pile .....get it shag pile :shock:
start the car ?
trav..

27 Sep 2009

Quote by Steve
I tore my frenulum :shock:
How much blood :shock:
How much pain :shock:
Basically a :shock: moment....

this happenned to one of my exes one night, omg- it looked like the texas chainsaw massacre had just occurred in my bed, totally freaked the both of us out, so can totally sympathise with you :violin:

27 Sep 2009

the biggest sexually inflicted injury I have ever had was the birth of my son. C-section. Then 1 month flat on my back and another 2 in a wheelchair. rolleyes

27 Sep 2009

I dread to think of the sexual injury I would have if Splendid ever got me into her bed. :shock:
Would I live to tell the tale I wonder? wink

Hello Splendid. wave

27 Sep 2009

Quote by kentswingers777
I dread to think of the sexual injury I would have if Splendid ever got me into her bed. :shock:
Would I live to tell the tale I wonder?
Hello Splendid.

ummm that would kinda imply that I would ever want you in my bed. :shock:
hello kenty. cool

27 Sep 2009

Quote by splendid_
the biggest sexually inflicted injury I have ever had was the birth of my son. C-section. Then 1 month flat on my back and another 2 in a wheelchair.

Blimey... that was worse than the fireplace story then! :giggle:
bolt

27 Sep 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
the biggest sexually inflicted injury I have ever had was the birth of my son. C-section. Then 1 month flat on my back and another 2 in a wheelchair.

Blimey... that was worse than the fireplace story then! :giggle:
bolt

oh goodness me..... I am never ever ever revealing sex stories again. :roll:

27 Sep 2009

Quote by Twilight1979
I tore my frenulum :shock:
How much blood :shock:
How much pain :shock:
Basically a :shock: moment....

this happenned to one of my exes one night, omg- it looked like the texas chainsaw massacre had just occurred in my bed, totally freaked the both of us out, so can totally sympathise with you :violin:
OMG :shock:
How I remember that. Attempting to have a wank in my misguided youth in a manner described to me by a colleague.
Hell of an orgasm, promptly followed by a hell of a shock.

27 Sep 2009

Quote by splendid_
I dread to think of the sexual injury I would have if Splendid ever got me into her bed. :shock:
Would I live to tell the tale I wonder?
Hello Splendid.

ummm that would kinda imply that I would ever want you in my bed. :shock:
hello kenty. cool

Sorry Splendid....did not mean to sound presumptious. Happy Birthday btw. smile

27 Sep 2009

Quote by Witchy
I break men :twisted:

You must be playing with the skinny types.
have you ever considered trying a more solidly built model, the type that can pin you to the bed so you can't even move to cause them any damage? :rascal:

27 Sep 2009

I have been in pain for two weeks now after twisting my neck while having some sexy fun with the wife on the settee, just managed to twist it a little, the next day I could hardly move. much better now but have lost some feeling on my skin arround my shoulder. The sad part was we had to miss a meet we had arranged as I could not drive the car mad

27 Sep 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I break men :twisted:

You must be playing with the skinny types.
have you ever considered trying a more solidly built model, the type that can pin you to the bed so you can't even move to cause them any damage? :rascal:
OOER. There was a momentary smattering of, erm, something going on when I read that then. redface

ops: Blimey.
You're way of the mark with the skinnyness though. I don't go near blokes who look like I could snap them. Mainly because chances are I would snap them. And then there are the bruises from the hip bones...ouch.

27 Sep 2009

Quote by Witchy
I break men :twisted:

You must be playing with the skinny types.
have you ever considered trying a more solidly built model, the type that can pin you to the bed so you can't even move to cause them any damage? :rascal:
OOER. There was a momentary smattering of, erm, something going on when I read that then. redface

ops: Blimey.
You're way of the mark with the skinnyness though. I don't go near blokes who look like I could snap them. Mainly because chances are I would snap them. And then there are the bruises from the hip bones...ouch.
I'm quite intrigued as to what you actually get upto to snap someone :shock:

27 Sep 2009

You really focussed on the wrong bit of that reply, MeatMachine. rolleyes

27 Sep 2009

Quote by Witchy
You really focussed on the wrong bit of that reply, MeatMachine.

it's sunday night of a long and slightly odd weekend and i'm two beers into the evening, subtle and cryptic is a little too difficult to work out today dunno

27 Sep 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
You really focussed on the wrong bit of that reply, MeatMachine.

it's sunday night of a long and slightly odd weekend and i'm two beers into the evening, subtle and cryptic is a little too difficult to work out today dunno

Pssssssssssst... focus on the "pin to the bed bit" bozo! :roll: