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is it cut and paste day dunno
only joking all 3 of them are very funny lol
Unknown User
Italian Hanger.... wassat then?
LP
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
Italian Hanger.... wassat then?
LP

dunno I wondered the same thing.
Unknown User
ok... shant ask how... but any pictorial evidence can be sent direct to my PM Box..
research, doncha know!
LP
Unknown User
hhhaha... chuckle...
then practice practice practice....lol
no gain without pain and all that jazz!
>but be carefull.... :shock: <
LP
Unknown User
Quote by varca
Can hang from door but that's another story lmao whip

ahaa... this sounds good... less of a risk too... not only that...but actually GOOD for the back at the same time!
LP
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but of course!
anything that also carries medical benefits simply has to be practiced...does it not?
LP
>maybe theres room for a thread *medical advantages in sexual positions for more mature participant*?<
oo my sacroiliac!
yes...I know thats spelt wrong....ok??
Unknown User
well...correct me if Im wrong...
its a bone in the back.... used in a line in a song by the snake in Jungle Book...
when singing to the kid, trying to hypnotise him....
funny (to me at least) as the snake >obvioulsy with a long back/spine< uncoils fom the tree in a heap... saying :*ooo my...etc etc*
sorry about that...I'll go now...
and Im not brave enough to start thread.... redface
LP
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Quote by varca
Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

im not sure why a faked orgasm burns off more than a real one..........
can anyone enlighten me?
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

im not sure why a faked orgasm burns off more than a real one..........
can anyone enlighten me?
Not sure that any of the figures is really accurate ? lol
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Quote by Freckledbird
Not sure that any of the figures is really accurate ? lol

no?
Well... surely the Italian Hanger jobbie has to reasearched now.... im intrigued... as to both its calorific, and spinal benfits
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything

Not sure that any of the figures is really accurate ? lol

no?
Well... surely the Italian Hanger jobbie has to reasearched now.... im intrigued... as to both its calorific, and sinal benfits
Hmmm maybe that would warrant a little research.
Any volunteers?
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i wonder... can either party *hang/handstand*... swap etc...?
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
i wonder... can either party *hang/handstand*... swap etc...?

Not even tried it one way yet, never mind swapping places! :shock:
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

im not sure why a faked orgasm burns off more than a real one..........
can anyone enlighten me?
its just one more reason for women to fake it lol hmmmm not that ive done it much pmsl
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Quote by varca
i wonder... can either party *hang/handstand*... swap etc...?

what if both partys were hanging/handstanding :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by varca
i wonder... can either party *hang/handstand*... swap etc...?

what if both partys were hanging/handstanding :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by varca
i wonder... can either party *hang/handstand*... swap etc...?

Really got your mind working overtime this one eh :giggle:
let us say I see certainnn... posibilities :twisted:
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Quote by leroy1867
what if both partys were hanging/handstanding :shock:

hmm.. good point... there may well be the need to enlist a further one or two *helpers!*
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Quote by LondonPlaything

what if both partys were hanging/handstanding :shock:

hmm.. good point... there may well be the need to enlist a further one or two *helpers!*
hmmm what about handcuffing someone's feet to a curtian pole, then the other can stand or hang.
Am i taking this to far?
Unknown User
...ah well....
all depemds... Police Issue, or Fluffy Cuffs?
...or... big strapping leather ankle cuffs... with ya D-Rings and all that malarky?
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Quote by LondonPlaything
...ah well....
all depemds... Police Issue, or Fluffy Cuffs?
...or... big strapping leather ankle cuffs... with ya D-Rings and all that malarky?

:shock: well erm i suppose police issue would prob hurt after a while, fluffy....well that would just be silly so the winner is big leather ankle cuffs............................
whatever they are lol (acting all innocent)
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Quote by varca
Methinks LP needs to demo and post piccies wink

:shock: :shock: now Ive gorn and gone all coy on yo ass! :shock: :shock:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
Methinks LP needs to demo and post piccies wink

:shock: :shock: now Ive gorn and gone all coy on yo ass! :shock: :shock:
Coy? :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Coy? :shock:

yes!
and indeed demure.....
doncha think?
and if anyone should get another impression...well...!!!
im misunderstood, me!
:twisted:
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thats just not nice! smackbottom does that<<< work off calories?
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
thats just not nice! smackbottom does that<<< work off calories?

Might do!